FabSwingers.com forum: Inappropriate teashirts

By *ony Mann OP Man
34 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

My teashirt is now green. I must learn to hit my mouth.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My teashirt is now green. I must learn to hit my mouth. "

I have coffee on mine.

I don't drink tea.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

No matter how hard I try! You keep pushing me aside.....

I don't get it ......

One was sad ? Stay Dry ?

What's understated about the word Mango ?

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

No matter how hard I try! You keep pushing me aside.....

I don't get it ......

One was sad ? Stay Dry ?

What's understated about the word Mango ?"

Aye.

On the front - 'Fuck...'

On the back - '...The Fuck Off'.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

I have a glaringly red T- that says "I may be colour-blind, but I know I look great in green".

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By *ony Mann OP Man
34 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

No matter how hard I try! You keep pushing me aside.....

I don't get it ......

One was sad ? Stay Dry ?

What's understated about the word Mango ?"

They where the size of Melons

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By *uri00620Woman
34 weeks ago

Croydon

I saw a guy who looked like he was of Arabic descent wearing a t-shirt with "I'm da bomb" printed on it at an airport. I smirked quietly to myself.

No idea if he got pulled up on it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

No matter how hard I try! You keep pushing me aside.....

I don't get it ......

One was sad ? Stay Dry ?

What's understated about the word Mango ?

They where the size of Melons"

Boom Boom !

I love that..........

You waited ages too

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By *ris GrayMan
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

I've never worn a T shirt with words on

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I saw a guy who looked like he was of Arabic descent wearing a t-shirt with "I'm da bomb" printed on it at an airport. I smirked quietly to myself.

No idea if he got pulled up on it!"

Arabic descent?

Great sense of humour

'I'm Da Bomb'...

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By *stoppMan
34 weeks ago

Durham

Quotes aside, any slogans or writing on a woman’s T-shirt means guys are gonna look at their boobs too, are women ok with a comments about the slogans knowing the guy has just been having a good look..

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Quotes aside, any slogans or writing on a woman’s T-shirt means guys are gonna look at their boobs too, are women ok with a comments about the slogans knowing the guy has just been having a good look..

True!

But they really don't want the attention do they?

Only wanting to crush that vile male gaze

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By *ony Mann OP Man
34 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"I have seen two Tshirts worn by women today, one was sad the other an understatement

One said Stay Dry

The other Mango

Have you seen any quotes on Tshirts

No matter how hard I try! You keep pushing me aside.....

I don't get it ......

One was sad ? Stay Dry ?

What's understated about the word Mango ?

They where the size of Melons

Boom Boom !

I love that..........

You waited ages too

It took ages to overcome my shy nature. X

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
34 weeks ago

Ryde

My wife bought me one to wear when out which reflects my love of the general public. It reads:

"Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

Oscar. Foxtrot. Foxtrot".

One of my others reads:

"Anyone know how to get blood, semen and children's tears out of a T-shirt?"

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By *loomy GirlWoman
34 weeks ago

leicester

I don’t own a single t-shirt or other item of clothing that has slogans or patterns on. I like mine plain

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don’t own a single t-shirt or other item of clothing that has slogans or patterns on. I like mine plain "

Is that you Gradgrind ?

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"My wife bought me one to wear when out which reflects my love of the general public. It reads:

"Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

Oscar. Foxtrot. Foxtrot".

One of my others reads:

"Anyone know how to get blood, semen and children's tears out of a T-shirt?""

Very good mucker. Really.

Where do I buy both then?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
34 weeks ago

Essex

"I saw a guy who looked like he was of Arabic descent wearing a t-shirt with "I'm da bomb" printed on it at an airport. I smirked quietly to myself.

No idea if he got pulled up on it!"

I was in Sardinia and saw Gillette razor blade with an olive skinned Mediterranean and the strap line “shave like a bomber”

https://images.app.goo.gl/Fcf6nKpEBN4SJ78s9

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
34 weeks ago

Ryde

Very good mucker. Really.

Where do I buy both then?

She got the "Foxtrot" one from eBay, but I admit that I had the other one specially made. It says a lot that the company included a note in the package reading: "Don't tell ANYONE we printed it".

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Very good mucker. Really.

Where do I buy both then?

She got the "Foxtrot" one from eBay, but I admit that I had the other one specially made. It says a lot that the company included a note in the package reading: "Don't tell ANYONE we printed it".

Like it

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By *ascaIMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Did see a guy earlier in a Liverpool shirt. I’ve no idea how this is still allowed to happen in 2024.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"Did see a guy earlier in a Liverpool shirt. I’ve no idea how this is still allowed to happen in 2024. "

Can Everton afford shirts?

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By *ascaIMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Did see a guy earlier in a Liverpool shirt. I’ve no idea how this is still allowed to happen in 2024.

Can Everton afford shirts?

We get by.. just

We can afford a nice swanky new stadium though. Much better than that garden shed the red lot play in.

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By *naswingdressWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to have "I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time"

Even my religious family thought that was funny.

(While living at home, I had to hide "sorry I haven't been to church, I've been practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian")

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Did see a guy earlier in a Liverpool shirt. I’ve no idea how this is still allowed to happen in 2024. "

Football bias. On a swing-site!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
34 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Been trying to get a Nandor The Relentless t-shirt saying

"Fucking Guy"

I already have a Jackie Daytona one

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I had a Harold Shipman 1 with a pic of his face and it sead the old dear hunter under it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

Mine says MistyPeaks

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Mine says MistyPeaks"

You are aware Misty Peaks is a pornstar name, right?

At the very least- it should be

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By *oxesMan
34 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

R E A D T H I

W H I L E I

C H E C K

O U T U

R T I

T S

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

"Mine says MistyPeaks

You are aware Misty Peaks is a pornstar name, right?

At the very least- it should be

It’s **my** name

It’s my specially made for me tshirt.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"R E A D T H I

W H I L E I

C H E C K

O U T U

R T I

T S

There's an 'S' missing

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

"R E A D T H I

W H I L E I

C H E C K

O U T U

R T I

T S

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Mine says MistyPeaks

You are aware Misty Peaks is a pornstar name, right?

At the very least- it should be

It’s **my** name

It’s my specially made for me tshirt."

Naw, you lie

It's not really *your* name, izzit?

Think people in my Fab life call me 'Bad?'

Oh.

Wait a minute

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By *oxesMan
34 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Shit sorry

I was trying to remember the shirt everyone used to where.

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By *loomy GirlWoman
34 weeks ago

leicester

"I don’t own a single t-shirt or other item of clothing that has slogans or patterns on. I like mine plain

Is that you Gradgrind ?"

I have no idea what that means lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
34 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm with stupid----

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By *lynJMan
34 weeks ago

Morden

A friend was wearing one the other day that read like a review on a website.

People

1 star

Would not recommend

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By *ealitybitesMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast

On the back of a t-shirt during Daytona bike week it said " if you can read this, the bitch fell off "

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By *uffymayfairCouple
34 weeks ago

vera playa, Almeria

Had one years ago, "I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister" my mother was not impressed

Mr btw

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By *zeroMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Seen someone at a gig once wearing a Nirvana tshirt that had the members of Hanson on it

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Seen someone at a gig once wearing a Nirvana tshirt that had the members of Hanson on it"

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By *undee2Man
34 weeks ago

Dundee

I once saw a lad wearing a tee-shirt that said "F**k Off Jesus". He was arrested for breach of the peace and for his own safety. This was in the early'70s.

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By *londebiguyMan
34 weeks ago

Southport

My friend gave me a fisting one.

From A company called Brutal if anyone wants one.

Outrageous stuff

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"On the back of a t-shirt during Daytona bike week it said " if you can read this, the bitch fell off ""

Like that

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By *usie pTV/TS
34 weeks ago

taunton

There was a dozey bitch around here back a while riding a horse around and on her T shirt it said; the horse is fine but I am fucking mental

I thought it was quite offensive to be out in public with that wording displayed.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
34 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"There was a dozey bitch around here back a while riding a horse around and on her T shirt it said; the horse is fine but I am fucking mental

I thought it was quite offensive to be out in public with that wording displayed."

'Dozy bitch'.

Bit offensive, no?

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By *hiskasMan
34 weeks ago

Llanelli

I have a few,,

1 is, I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look.

My newest 1 is,, I'm the type of guy to put you in the trunk of my car, and help people look for you.

That 1 can been seen a bit dark lol

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By *ost SockMan
34 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I saw a guy with a t-shirt that said;

“What do we want?

A cure for Tourette’s

When do we want it?

…….C**t”

My friend with Tourette’s laughed until she nearly collapsed when I told her

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By *nnCeeWoman
34 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I used to have one which said

"I take sweet from strangers"

Looking back, the chunky girl wearing that t-shirt was probably not the best idea.

I also got one from the RSPB for signing up for a regular donation, with two birds and the words "Great Tits".

Unfortunately, it was too small for me to fit in, at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Hahaha!!!

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
34 weeks ago

peterborough

I have one that says, Smells Like Slut in Here

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