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"You had me at sausage? Where's the bacon? " It's Fake-on. Granny doesn't allow meat in her mouth. And the answer is 1.25. | |||
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"You had me at sausage? Where's the bacon? " I don't dooo meat... and the eggs were veggs 
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"One with an interval" I agree. Thanks. That makes me feel better | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. " What paper ? | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. What paper ?" Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again  | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. What paper ? Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again "I went out for Ibuprofen..... Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ? | |||
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"If 'a granny' has two eggs and two sausage and 6 plum tomatoes and a dry slice and coffee Then walks around the block to the paper shop and comes home for another slice with marmalade cos she still feels a gap. How many breakfasts is that ?" zero because u didn't specify if she actually cooked or had breakfast so in math there's what is known as all things being equal thus if we take and use that we can't deduce weather she has had breakfast as it doesn't state that in its original primis it states she has ingredients for breakfast not thats she had separate breakfasts | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. What paper ? Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again
I went out for Ibuprofen.....
Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?"I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop. I generally have a stash in the drawer at home. I’m a man, I’m organised | |||
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"Pass. But granny will need to go for a shite around 12 ish. " I expect she's already done her SSS | |||
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"Just the one. Who doesn't have two slices of bread with their breakfast? " I had two ..... One before the paper shop and one after | |||
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"If 'a granny' has two eggs and two sausage and 6 plum tomatoes and a dry slice and coffee Then walks around the block to the paper shop and comes home for another slice with marmalade cos she still feels a gap. How many breakfasts is that ? zero because u didn't specify if she actually cooked or had breakfast so in math there's what is known as all things being equal thus if we take and use that we can't deduce weather she has had breakfast as it doesn't state that in its original primis it states she has ingredients for breakfast not thats she had separate breakfasts" precisely! There was no sufficient information to progress to a calculation ..... now let us assume that 'the granny' did not shove them up her arse to use as a slow cooker. Do we have enough data now ? | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. What paper ? Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again
I went out for Ibuprofen.....
Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?
I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop.
I generally have a stash in the drawer at home.
I’m a man, I’m organised "Bubble Bursting moment ...... they are NO stronger. They are simply branded. I'm a woman. I'm intelligent. Which pharmacy is open at 7.30 on a Sunday morning ? | |||
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"One breakfast One brunch What's for lunch Granny "I have some asparagus I need to use Beatrice..... maybe a nice something or other with asparagus and peas. | |||
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"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. What paper ? Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again
I went out for Ibuprofen.....
Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?
I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop.
I generally have a stash in the drawer at home.
I’m a man, I’m organised
Bubble Bursting moment ...... they are NO stronger. They are simply branded.
I'm a woman. I'm intelligent.
Which pharmacy is open at 7.30 on a Sunday morning ?"Forward planning is required, I keep some in stock thus negating the need to shuffle out on a Sunday morning. Boots don’t open till 10 on a Sunday. The ones I get in the pharmacy have a higher milly gram content thingy than ones I can get anywhere else. | |||
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"What's a dry slice? As in toast without butter on it? Just... toasted bread?" yup | |||
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"What's a dry slice? As in toast without butter on it? Just... toasted bread? yup" Is that wrong in Meli World ? | |||
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"Just the one. Who doesn't have two slices of bread with their breakfast? I had two ..... One before the paper shop and one after " Still counts as one brekkie to me | |||
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"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice??? " No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate | |||
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"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice??? No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate " And the eggs were fried? | |||
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"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice??? No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate And the eggs were fried? " They were veggs but yes they were fried | |||
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"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one i" Damn you | |||
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"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one i Damn you " Love you too, Granny *kiss kiss* | |||
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"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one i Damn you Love you too, Granny *kiss kiss* Unfortunately your both wrong " *You're My red pen is working overtime here! | |||
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