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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If 'a granny' has two eggs and two sausage and 6 plum tomatoes and a dry slice and coffee

Then walks around the block to the paper shop and comes home for another slice with marmalade cos she still feels a gap.

How many breakfasts is that ?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

You had me at dry slice!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

One with an interval

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

You had me at sausage? Where's the bacon?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You had me at sausage? Where's the bacon?

"

It's Fake-on. Granny doesn't allow meat in her mouth.

And the answer is 1.25.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You can only break your fast once a day, so I'm gonna stick at one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"You had me at sausage? Where's the bacon?

"

I don't dooo meat... and the eggs were veggs

Fake on is vile

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"One with an interval"

I agree. Thanks. That makes me feel better

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say 1. You just had a break to let the rest go down

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in. "

What paper ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

What paper ?"

Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

What paper ?

Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again "

I went out for Ibuprofen.....

Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just the one. Who doesn't have two slices of bread with their breakfast?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

One breakfast

One brunch

What's for lunch Granny

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By *irtymCouple
over a year ago

Scotland


"If 'a granny' has two eggs and two sausage and 6 plum tomatoes and a dry slice and coffee

Then walks around the block to the paper shop and comes home for another slice with marmalade cos she still feels a gap.

How many breakfasts is that ?"
zero because u didn't specify if she actually cooked or had breakfast so in math there's what is known as all things being equal thus if we take and use that we can't deduce weather she has had breakfast as it doesn't state that in its original primis it states she has ingredients for breakfast not thats she had separate breakfasts

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

What paper ?

Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again

I went out for Ibuprofen.....

Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?"

I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop.

I generally have a stash in the drawer at home.

I’m a man, I’m organised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass. But granny will need to go for a shite around 12 ish.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pass. But granny will need to go for a shite around 12 ish. "

I expect she's already done her SSS

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna say 1 breakfast and then brunch with a side of stitch from walking

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Just the one. Who doesn't have two slices of bread with their breakfast?

"

I had two ..... One before the paper shop and one after

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"If 'a granny' has two eggs and two sausage and 6 plum tomatoes and a dry slice and coffee

Then walks around the block to the paper shop and comes home for another slice with marmalade cos she still feels a gap.

How many breakfasts is that ? zero because u didn't specify if she actually cooked or had breakfast so in math there's what is known as all things being equal thus if we take and use that we can't deduce weather she has had breakfast as it doesn't state that in its original primis it states she has ingredients for breakfast not thats she had separate breakfasts"

precisely! There was no sufficient information to progress to a calculation ..... now let us assume that 'the granny' did not shove them up her arse to use as a slow cooker.

Do we have enough data now ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

What paper ?

Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again

I went out for Ibuprofen.....

Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?

I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop.

I generally have a stash in the drawer at home.

I’m a man, I’m organised "

Bubble Bursting moment ...... they are NO stronger. They are simply branded.

I'm a woman. I'm intelligent.

Which pharmacy is open at 7.30 on a Sunday morning ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"One breakfast

One brunch

What's for lunch Granny "

I have some asparagus I need to use Beatrice..... maybe a nice something or other with asparagus and peas.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

42

Isn't that the answer to every philosophical dilemma?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"That sounds more like a pre-breakfast snack, I’d say once you’ve read the paper, with a cup of tea and a couple of slices of toast, you should cook up a proper breakfast and get stuck in.

What paper ?

Who walks to the paper shop, and doesn’t pick up a paper? Or are you getting to the stage where you go out and then have no recollection of what you went out for until you are comfortably sat back down at home again

I went out for Ibuprofen.....

Do you get yours in the Ibuprofen shop ?

I get mine from the pharmacy, they can let you have stronger ones than you buy in the paper shop.

I generally have a stash in the drawer at home.

I’m a man, I’m organised

Bubble Bursting moment ...... they are NO stronger. They are simply branded.

I'm a woman. I'm intelligent.

Which pharmacy is open at 7.30 on a Sunday morning ?"

Forward planning is required, I keep some in stock thus negating the need to shuffle out on a Sunday morning. Boots don’t open till 10 on a Sunday.

The ones I get in the pharmacy have a higher milly gram content thingy than ones I can get anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I am always organised and well stocked. I happen to have been ill and used the fucking things.....

I got some from Amazon BUT I wanted the Bloody walk Hercule....... okay !

and no they don't have a higher millidodah it's 8g in 200g

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

What's a dry slice? As in toast without butter on it? Just... toasted bread?

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By *itty AmourWoman
over a year ago

sleepy rurality...

One breakfast, second sitting is dessert breakfast..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"What's a dry slice? As in toast without butter on it? Just... toasted bread?"

yup

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"What's a dry slice? As in toast without butter on it? Just... toasted bread?

yup"

Is that wrong in Meli World ?

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice???

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Just the one. Who doesn't have two slices of bread with their breakfast?

I had two ..... One before the paper shop and one after "

Still counts as one brekkie to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice??? "

No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

I’d say just the 1

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE


"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice???

No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate "

And the eggs were fried?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Agreed, it can only ever be one, to totally misquote Highlander. (Can't believe they're remaking that)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Granny...how were the two eggs cooked? Tinned plum tomatoes? Did either said eggs or tomatoes go on the dry slice???

No not tinned. They were proper little plum toms and nothing goes on the toast but the toast does wipe the plate

And the eggs were fried? "

They were veggs but yes they were fried

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one "

i

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one "

i

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one

i"

Damn you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one

i

Damn you "

Love you too, Granny *kiss kiss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m having trouble calculating the square root of minus one

i

Damn you

Love you too, Granny *kiss kiss*

Unfortunately your both wrong

"

*You're

My red pen is working overtime here!

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over a year ago

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