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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

No, the 90's sitcom. Your favourite lines please. I'll start:

"You see Eddie that's what you get for haggling...."

'Wot, a kick in the bollocks?....'

"No, he just sliped and steadied himself by placing his boot between my tesicles"!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester

'We are men of science!'

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
45 weeks ago

Durham

"This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"'We are men of science!'"

(places hand on enourmous dildo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

"

"That's very drol sir."

'Shall I tell it again?'

"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester

I can't see you but I bet you've all got smashing blouses on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I can't see you but I bet you've all got smashing blouses on. "

"Tiny Eddie here and .......I........ live at the same house. If you play your cards right, we might be sleeping in the same bed".

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

Ryde

"WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF SOUTH-FUCKING-HAMPTON!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

"Crap, wot do yer' mean it's crap! There's eight bodies at the end of it and he gets to shag his Mum!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF SOUTH-FUCKING-HAMPTON!!!""

"Don't you Evveeeeee eeeer yeeee arn for...change?"

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By *ake_or_deathMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester

"Can we all concentrate on the bag?"

"Well it's a bit difficult to concentrate on anything else!"

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By *ake_or_deathMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"No, I'm calling you a tosser."

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By *r_reusMan
45 weeks ago

Coventry


""This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

"That's very drol sir."

'Shall I tell it again?'

"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"! "

'You've been working here too long mate'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

"That's very drol sir."

'Shall I tell it again?'

"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!

'You've been working here too long mate'"

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

"Ok Eddie ....What have you got....?"

.....'Five Kings'.

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By *leo331Woman
45 weeks ago

clevedon

How about pin the tail on the donkey?!

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By *atdad101Man
45 weeks ago

Glasgow

Madame Swish is a horse?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it "

That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!"

"But we havn't got a Donkey"

'Ok a sausage...?

"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"

....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Madame Swish is a horse?!"

"Yeah, ... why. What did you think it was?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

"It is my time travelling toilet. I call it...The Turdis."

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By *r_reusMan
45 weeks ago

Coventry


""This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

"That's very drol sir."

'Shall I tell it again?'

"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!

'You've been working here too long mate'

"

There's literally tens of videos online fans have made by remixing old Bottom clips into these ridiculous things called 'poops' which are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""This is a sex shop isn't it?"

"Yes"

"I'll have 5 quids worth then"

"That's very drol sir."

'Shall I tell it again?'

"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!

'You've been working here too long mate'

There's literally tens of videos online fans have made by remixing old Bottom clips into these ridiculous things called 'poops' which are hilarious "

Yes, I've watched some. Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it

That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom. "

Ha ha aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it

That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom.

Ha ha aww thank you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

"So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""Are you calling me a liar?"

"No, I'm calling you a tosser.""

Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly.

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By *rRiosMan
45 weeks ago

dublin


"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!

"But we havn't got a Donkey"

'Ok a sausage...?

"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"

....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'

"

I came here to say this! there is a great bit of their live show where they break character trying to get through a joke!

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By *r_reusMan
45 weeks ago

Coventry


""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....." "

'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!

"But we havn't got a Donkey"

'Ok a sausage...?

"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"

....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'

I came here to say this! there is a great bit of their live show where they break character trying to get through a joke! "

Don't me fooled. I've read that the mess ups are rehearsed to involve the audience more. Very convincingly done, but they're both stalwarts of the stage and pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."

'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'"

..."Oh com on Eddie, we're dying for delicious cups of hot tea!"

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By *ake_or_deathMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester


""Are you calling me a liar?"

"No, I'm calling you a tosser."

Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly. "

Nope - it's from the pub quiz episode!

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By *leo331Woman
45 weeks ago

clevedon

But i dont even know what gas is? What is gas?

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By *leo331Woman
45 weeks ago

clevedon

Heres your steaming cups of cold tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""Are you calling me a liar?"

"No, I'm calling you a tosser."

Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly.

Nope - it's from the pub quiz episode!"

I stand corrected. Yes it's a line from the episode (Dough)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"But i dont even know what gas is? What is gas? "

"Alright.... Don't spoil it Eddie!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago

"Gay gay gay gay... Busty, millionairess ....Gay. Hang on Eddie this is the gay section!!"

' '

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By *atdad101Man
44 weeks ago

Glasgow


""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."

'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'"

Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure

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By *leo331Woman
44 weeks ago

clevedon


""Gay gay gay gay... Busty, millionairess ....Gay. Hang on Eddie this is the gay section!!"

' '"

Pheromone sex scent. Women cannot resist this powerful love smell

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."

'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'

Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure "

He was. Legend. Rip Sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig"

"For sex of any description!"

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

That’s not why your arms aching

Least it’s my arm and not just my wrist!!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Bamboooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"

....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."

'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'

Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure

He was. Legend. Rip Sir. "

To all that love Bottom. Watch the Dangerous Brothers. It will link A to B in how they got to script Bottom as their finished work of comedy gold. (Filthy Rich and Catflap) a detour.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
44 weeks ago

on the move

You get born, you keep you head down, and then you die, if you're lucky!

Foxy stoat...

Well, you'll cum first, second or third.

If you look at my £50 I think you'll find it a might more risqué.

And many many more

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig

"For sex of any description!" "

Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig

"For sex of any description!"

Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later."

"What sort of bird would suit me?"

...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig

"For sex of any description!"

Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later.

"What sort of bird would suit me?"

...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'. "

Okey dokey then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig

"For sex of any description!"

Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later.

"What sort of bird would suit me?"

...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'.

Okey dokey then."

"Did you have the fish!?"

...'No I ate it'.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I think I'll just put Bollocks.

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
44 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

It's the Gas man darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"I think I'll just put Bollocks."

"Are there any little letters dangling from the first two squares...?"

'You're alright there matey... The only thing we've got so far is Vizzzbux!!'

"Well bang it in buster!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago

"And what did you do during the war Spudgun?"

'Nothing really I was unemployed'.

..."Oh well that's very convenient!!"...

'It was actually. I live just down the road from the jobcentre.'

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By *anmittMan
44 weeks ago

mid ulster

We haven’t got a donkey…

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Vodka margarine!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

This quote is really from " filthy rich and cat flap" but I use it often.

" After briefly dipping his feet in the waters of reason, the man with no brain returned to frolic on insanity beach"

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Sprouts Mexicaine?

Sprouts Mexicaine!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
44 weeks ago

Manchester

What I don't understand is why, when you say 'Trick or Treat', he has to foul himself.

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By *IG G77Man
44 weeks ago

GATLEY

Lisa slutface is very sexy mmmmmmxxx

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