FabSwingers.com forum: New Insults

By *r_reus OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I don't know how well this will work, but I'll explain the rules.

I'll post a word, the next person then writes it and adds a second word to create a two word insult.

So if I write 'wank' they'd write 'wank bastard' or something, they then leave a new word for the next poster to add a second to and so on, so we'll get things like

Wank bastard

Twat hammer

Shit ferret

Spunk goblin etc

So, wank

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Thread

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Wank custard

Saggy ....

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Saggy crumpets

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

[Removed by poster at 23/03/24 21:14:47]

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Saggy crumpets"

And your word to keep it going Fred is......

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Pubescent nuts

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Saggy crumpets

And your word to keep it going Fred is......"
nuts

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Wank custard

Saggy ...."

Saggy pubes

Moist

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

lol

Laughing so hard here

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Going well so far OP

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Going well so far OP

."
i thought so two

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Ok, moist nuts

Pubescent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mardy little porridge goblin

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Ok, moist nuts

Pubescent "
perfume

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

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By *smith87Man
over a year ago

totton

Cock womble

Bastard arse pissing moon wank twat

Penis chops

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By *smith87Man
over a year ago

totton

Oh I went wrong though just adding insults

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Chops sewey

Rank

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty ....."

Titty head

Smeg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat eyed looking butt face

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Can we add a twist OP?

The next word can appear either as first or second word, and if someone has a three word corker, they can go for it?

Pretty please?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg "
trainors

Stinky

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

I’m so confused

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg "

Smeg Lord

Fanny ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gassy little wank shaft

Why is this so fun lol

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg trainors

Stinky

Stinky cunt face

Dangly.....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"I’m so confused

"
confuscious he say

Nuts whole hazel nuts

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg

Smeg Lord

Fanny ...."

Fanny fart fucker

Fumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clearly didn’t read the rules OP. Feel free to use one of the insults on me.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg trainors

Stinky

Stinky cunt face

Dangly....."
balls on a 12"

Is that a record

No but it sure outta be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going well so far OP

Just cos you got it right first time smarty pants

All right moist minge...keep yer flaps on

Titty .....

Titty head

Smeg

Smeg Lord

Fanny ....

Fanny fart fucker

Fumble"

Fumble twerp

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Fumble Flaps Fanny

(God I miss Fumble Flaps Fanny

)

Shitty tit ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fumble Flaps Fanny

(God I miss Fumble Flaps Fanny

)

Shitty tit ......"

Shitty tit twat muncher

Dick…

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Fumble Flaps Fanny

(God I miss Fumble Flaps Fanny

)

Shitty tit ......"
wank

Humpy

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Shitty tit twat muncher"

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…"

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ....

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…"

Can it ya Sperm Womble.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ...."

Dry yer chin snatch goblin.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ...."

Snatch tightener

Premature

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Premature piss flaps.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ....

Snatch tightener

Premature "

Premature custard monkey

Quim .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ...."

Snatch scratching muff meister

Gash….

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ....

Snatch tightener

Premature

Premature custard monkey

Quim ....."

Quintessentially quim fucker.

Your ....

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A cunt?

Don't think it's quite working a OP intended

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"A cunt?

Don't think it's quite working a OP intended

Classic old school though

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ....

Snatch tightener

Premature

Premature custard monkey

Quim .....

Quintessentially quim fucker.

Your ...."

Your breath smells

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitty tit twat muncher

If it were possible to marry an insult, I'd propose to that one

thank you.

Sperm…

Humpy sperm dribbler

Snatch ....

Snatch tightener

Premature

Premature custard monkey

Quim .....

Quintessentially quim fucker.

Your ...."

Yours, debaucherous dick kaiser

Ragamuffin…

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

C'mon. It's the ultimate classic, your mum!

It can have multiple endings making it a most versatile insult.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"C'mon. It's the ultimate classic, your mum!

It can have multiple endings making it a most versatile insult.

Your mums a man

Things is, op was aiming for two word insults

Mum

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Ragamuffin rectoid

Clam

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Crusty whorebag

Or one of my favourite insults - dipshidiot. It's a cross between a dipshit and an idiot

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Ragamuffin rectoid

Clam"

Clam spam

Juicy

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Ragamuffin rectoid

Clam"

Caked clam cunt.

Alliterative and insulting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ragamuffin rectoid

Clam

Clam spam

Juicy"

Juicy Jezebel

Twit….

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Twit cunt flappy flaps shitty bollocks arse-felching cum drooling cheesy knob gangrenous twat farty arse cunt shitty sweaty ballbag licking Tory cuntbag.

Oh - Morning All

And....

Ferret....

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