FabSwingers.com forum: Oxymorons

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I love an oxymoron. Give me some good/funny/unusual examples

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By *obilebottomMan
35 weeks ago

All over

Free trade

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

True myth

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By *dam1971Man
35 weeks ago

Bedford

Government help

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Government help

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh and my own one. Posh Manc

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Bittersweet

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By *ealitybitesMan
35 weeks ago

Belfast

Government Intelligence

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By *obilebottomMan
35 weeks ago

All over

Old news

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The average superhero.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Deafening silence

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Zoe ball

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Zoe ball

What?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Zoe ball

What?

I’m sorry Fred, you’ve lost me there.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Leader of the Labour Party.

And Keir Starmer

(Controversial I know. But really. And I do mean...really.)

Alternatively...

A happy marriage

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By *ealitybitesMan
35 weeks ago

Belfast

"Zoe ball

What?

I’m sorry Fred, you’ve lost me there.

He's confused with poxy moron

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Zoe ball

What?

I’m sorry Fred, you’ve lost me there.

He's confused with poxy moron "

Hahahaha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fucking wanker. (Think about it …)

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Fucking wanker. (Think about it …)"

Good one!

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Zoe ball

What?

I’m sorry Fred, you’ve lost me there.

Why the hate on Zoe Ball here? So what if she fuc#ed Fatboy Slim? Some of his tunes are great x

I really don't understand this either

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Fucking wanker. (Think about it …)"

Brilliant.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Zoe ball

What?

I’m sorry Fred, you’ve lost me there.

Why the hate on Zoe Ball here? So what if she fuc#ed Fatboy Slim? Some of his tunes are great x

I really don't understand this either

Ahhhhhh! Haha well done that man. And Fred!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

This is an awfully good thread but you look pretty ugly in your plastic glasses and that is terribly good true fiction .......

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"This is an awfully good thread but you look pretty ugly in your plastic glasses and that is terribly good true fiction ....... "

Definitely maybe granny

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
35 weeks ago

North West

American diplomacy.

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By *ife NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"American diplomacy. "

Compassionate Conservative

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
35 weeks ago

louth

Almost unique

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Zoe ball

What?

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lol

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"American diplomacy.

Compassionate Conservative

The Labour Party is the party of the people.

Pffft

When did that end?

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Organised disorganisation

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Organised chaos

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Civil war

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
35 weeks ago

Markfield

Friendly fire

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By *arla SwingerWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I love an oxymoron. Give me some good/funny/unusual examples

You offer to put out

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By *elix SightedMan
35 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Customer service

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
35 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Passive aggressive

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By *onameyet2Man
35 weeks ago

chorley

Found missing

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By *eardedbloke300Man
35 weeks ago

cardiff

Semi permanent.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Found missing "

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Some good ones

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By *dam1971Man
35 weeks ago

Bedford

New and improved.

Surely it’s one or the other?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
35 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A busy woman

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
35 weeks ago

Durham

Schrodinger's Immigrant - simultaneously coming over here and stealing our jobs whilst also being a lazy benefit scrounger

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
35 weeks ago

North West

"American diplomacy.

Compassionate Conservative

The Labour Party is the party of the people.

Pffft

When did that end?

The end of the 1980s.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Manpussy

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