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By *ptimus758 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

brentwood

Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this lol

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By *batMan
42 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

It will show up and they will know it's a vibrator. You have your flight and then enjoy your holiday fun.

Same process on the way home.

Gbat

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

Remove any batteries. If you're going hand luggage only you'll have to put any electricals in the tray. Everything shows on the scanner, I doubt you'll be the first or the last to take a wand or vibrator.

If you really don't want them to show you'll have to leave them at home because trying to hide stuff at an airport will cause way more trouble than taking sex toys on a plane.

Enjoy your break

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By *batMan
42 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Vibrators are now openly on display in Tesco and Boots. Just go for it.

Gbat

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
42 weeks ago

Next Door

Often taken toys in hand luggage.

Never had an issue and not taken them out of the bag

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Vibrators are now openly on display in Tesco and Boots. Just go for it.

Gbat "

People still feel embarrassed though. I can understand how the op feels

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Vibrators are now openly on display in Tesco and Boots. Just go for it.

Gbat "

And you get club card points win win

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

If you are really too embarrassed, buy some at the other end

Note, i tried to do this when i forgot my womaniser only to discover the sex shop had closed down

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this lol"

Take one each and insert them before security. It becomes a game of chicken as to who’s more embarrassed to pull them out.

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By *batMan
42 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"If you are really too embarrassed, buy some at the other end

Note, i tried to do this when i forgot my womaniser only to discover the sex shop had closed down. "

I suppose if you're going to a big European city, you'd be spoiled for choice. Less chance if visiting the Vatican!

Gbat

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By *obby3264Man
42 weeks ago

Cambridge

Doug Stanhope uses sex toys with peanut butter splattered on them to stop the security looking further into his bag which has booze he doesn't want confiscated.

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By *ash0000Man
42 weeks ago

Southwest

Is it an addiction Can’t you use other methods just for the short break?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Central

If you don't intend to use them whilst flying, there's no real issue, as they're perfectly legal and safe. Remove batteries and just place them in a thin bag, should you need to unpack.

The staff will discuss things with you in a private area, if you wish. They are ordinary people and just want you and everyone else to be safe.

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By *ornycougaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I take them with me regularly. I once put my bag on the conveyor belt and it started buzzing. The guy checking bags at the other end didn't bat an eyelid when I told him what the offending item was. It must happen all the time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can't recall any pilot ever hearing the words "fly me to Cuba, I have a vibrator and I'm not afraid to use it"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Ryde

Ensuring it's in an upright position won't need too much explaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Taken many toys through customs over the years

Honestly even when the suitcase has been opened and the security look all they do is grin

Male or female

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By *ousewifeonheatCouple
42 weeks ago

watford

Just come back from tenerife no problems with my toys

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
42 weeks ago

Lingfield

Remember that any lube needs to be in the clear plastic bag. I know from experience.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Stockport

I thought that this was going to be a question about whether your remote controlled vibrator would interfere with the airplane systems. Don't use during take off and landing, only turn on when the fasten seatbelts sign has gone out. Best to pause during turbulence...

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By *ptimus758 OP   Man
42 weeks ago

brentwood


"Is it an addiction Can’t you use other methods just for the short break?"

No not an addiction is having grown up kids who show no signs of leaving home it’s very rare these days we get the opportunity to use them lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Is it an addiction Can’t you use other methods just for the short break?

No not an addiction is having grown up kids who show no signs of leaving home it’s very rare these days we get the opportunity to use them lol"

I was thinking you might be taking the opportunity to have some truly private time together.

Put them in the case and smile at the airport staff. They're interested in illegal substances not you and your wife having a well deserved weekend away .

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

If you want to avoid having your bag pulled and searched, put the electrics item separately in a tray on its own with nothing above or below it. That way it will be screened safely and quickly and you just pick up the tray and your bag and put it bag in and go in your way.

If you don’t want to take it out of your bag, leave it in and then the bag may be selected for a hand search but as already stated this will be done discretely. Defo put your lube into one of the compliance bags tho and present that separately along with any other lotions and potions 100ml containers or smaller.

Safe journeys x

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By *TG3Man
42 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this lol"
oh yes and they take great delight in holding it up and saying whats this then?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield


"Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this loloh yes and they take great delight in holding it up and saying whats this then? "

The security staff won’t want to touch anyone’s sex toys and wave them around. They can tell where they’ve been.

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By *JB1954Man
41 weeks ago

Reading

This reminds me of an instance which happened to me a-few years ago. This was when my wife was alive. I was joining her for a holiday in her home country. She contacted me at very late time. Asking me to bring boxes of condoms. This due to not being able to purchase in her country for relatives. So like an idiot I put in my hand luggage. Now also in hand luggage carryon was my camera equipment. Plus also I had a laptop bag. When carryon bag and laptop bag went thru scanner . I was called and had to show contents . Yes due to having camera plus leads etc. Plus six boxes of condoms ( 12 pack) I will say security were very good . Apart from a comment of a female who said hope you have a good time with a smile.

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By *ptimus758 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

brentwood

Was quite funny as decided to take some but didn’t tell my wife until after I’d checked our cases in, she was panicking (in a funny way) the whole flight until we collected cases the other end ……. But we ended up buying a Doxy wand and quite a large double ended glass dildo whilst we were out there ……. Which funnily enough had to go In my case on the way back lol

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By *allandathleticMan
31 weeks ago

Asgard

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this lol"

I often get my bags sent to additional screening because of toys. To be honest, the security people are more embarrassed than I am. They are very polite as one glimpse of what it is and they quickly get you through. They don’t remove it fully from the bag, or display it so every passenger sees what you’ve got which is appreciated. At least at Heathrow that’s been my experience. The new scanners at London City are far better and I’ve had less need for additional screening there.

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Me and my wife have a short city break coming up so intend to make the most of it so was planning on taking a few toys with us and also our wand, I’ve never taken anything like that on a plane before so paranoid when case goes through the scanners it will show up anyone had any issues with this lol"
anything with batteries they take it out hold it up and say whose is this

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Sometimes they use the tannoy

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By *ptimus758 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

brentwood

I was fully prepared to make it awkward and not break eye contact ……. It was all in hold luggage anyway and the only thing I got pulled on was having a bottle of shampoo that was too big in my bag lol

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By *uicy PumpkinWoman
31 weeks ago

Narberth

I take them all out. With the laptop and tablet and so on...

When I don't I always get stopped. Dildos and butplugs too, with or without batteries. All out out they will stop to check. Wink at them and blow them a kiss when they look to see who that tray belongs to.

Enjoy the holiday

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