FabSwingers.com forum: If you were given 12 months to become fluent in a language, which would you pick?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

For me I have always had an interest in Spanish

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Japanese. I've always wanted to go there.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Welsh.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Spanish for sure. I'm ashamed of how bad it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm Italian i think

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

German. I can already speak it, I'm just not fluent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd get my Dutch up to scratch and maybe dabble in Italian.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Spanish for sure. I'm ashamed of how bad it is

I've not used Spanish in years. I used to be very good at it. I can still speak it, but will take a while to get back what I used to know.

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

French, just spent a few days in Paris and it was amazing, can’t wait to go back

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"French, just spent a few days in Paris and it was amazing, can’t wait to go back "

Ah good choice. Paris was too busy for me. I did enjoy visiting Bordeaux though.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Italian. Because I’m not quite sexy enough yet.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Arabic, because I'm nearly there anyway

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Neurotypical.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

It's a tie between Spanish and Italian

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Arabic, because I'm nearly there anyway

Ah interesting. Ahlan wa Sahlan

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Maybe Klingon, or Quenya if I really wanted to push the boat out. The fun of speaking to someone in fluent elvish, or of calling them a P'tak! Is too delicious.

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Definitely Spanish x

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

French. One day I will live there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black speech of Mordor

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By *ertstudMan
over a year ago

Watford

French, the sexiest language…

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

ilkley and Stockport

I might try to learn English...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Arabic, because I'm nearly there anyway

Ah interesting. Ahlan wa Sahlan

Ahlan bik sadeqee.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Italian, of course!

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I've always been fascinated with Russian, so probably that.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The black speech of Mordor "

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way...

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Gaelic

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably pick Italian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The black speech of Mordor

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way..."

I think you’re right Davina

So hopefully in 12 months time I’ll be able to quote the inscription just as well as you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The black speech of Mordor

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way...

I think you’re right Davina

So hopefully in 12 months time I’ll be able to quote the inscription just as well as you

You mean you can't already? Gasp!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Klingon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Italian

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Chinese, ready for our new overlords

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not a language but would love to just understand women

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"The black speech of Mordor

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way...

I think you’re right Davina

So hopefully in 12 months time I’ll be able to quote the inscription just as well as you

Would you keep the One Ring or destroy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The black speech of Mordor

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way...

I think you’re right Davina

So hopefully in 12 months time I’ll be able to quote the inscription just as well as you

You mean you can't already? Gasp!

I know, I know! I’m a fool of a Took!

Just give it 12 months and you’ll be calling me Sauron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Español..I was quite good at it but unfortunately without practice I've lost some of the language

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

ash nazg dûrbatûlûk

ash nazg gimbatûl

ash nazg thrakatûlûk

agh bûrzûm ishi krimpatûl

... if I remember correctly (although I've probably left some accents or hats off various "a"s). Oh, and ghàsh is "fire" (spoken by the orcs of Moria on the approach of the Balrog).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japanese

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"It would have to be Español..I was quite good at it but unfortunately without practice I've lost some of the language "

My choice as well. Same as you was quite good at it. But lost it also. Maybe we both need to get back to relearning it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The black speech of Mordor

Isn't the only example of that the actual Ring inscription, plus one or two words uttered by the orcs that kidnåpped Pippin and Merry?

I can already quote the inscription, so I'm well on my way...

I think you’re right Davina

So hopefully in 12 months time I’ll be able to quote the inscription just as well as you

Would you keep the One Ring or destroy it?"

What a question! I'm already planning to toast marshmallows on Mount Doom! I'm going to look fabulous in a long black cloak, with blood red inlay, and spikey high heeled boots! Bow down before the one you serve! You're going to get what you deserve!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

French probably or maybe Spanish, I have more people I could practice that with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ukrainian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Klingon "

reH tlhInganpu'

vuDlIj Dache'meH mIwwIj, puqloDwI' qeylIS poH qeylIS DaQo'

Honour and glory to your house

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I’d love to learn Arabic or Japanese as I think it would allow me to immerse myself into the culture in a deeper level.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Klingon

reH tlhInganpu'

vuDlIj Dache'meH mIwwIj, puqloDwI' qeylIS poH qeylIS DaQo'

Honour and glory to your house"
Qapla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign language

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Italian

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

Chinese. I studied Chinese for my degree, so I was near enough fluent when I graduated. I haven’t used it much for a few years, so I have forgotten so much, now. I’d love to practice it again and get back to where I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanish

My grandmother on my dads side was Spanish but unfortunately it was never passed down, my dads sister spoke fluent Spanish but he and his brother could barely speak a word of it despite his mother not being able to speak any English so really we should all have knew it haha

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

Korean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Korean"

I am conversational and working up to fluency, if you need a teacher

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

BSL

Should be taught in all schools x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Arabic

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Planning to learn Spanish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanish. I would try to learn Spanish again, which I think I’m going to anyway there’s just nobody around me to practice it with.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"BSL

Should be taught in all schools x"

Why ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Spanish. I would try to learn Spanish again, which I think I’m going to anyway there’s just nobody around me to practice it with. "

Hola, Woody

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Spanish. I would try to learn Spanish again, which I think I’m going to anyway there’s just nobody around me to practice it with. "

Woody, me amigo .... Habla Espanol ? Me gusta naranjas y dos cuba libre por favor , en el portal de belen ay estrelly sol y luna !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see my mother tongue is high on the agenda

Spanish

I’d like to learn Japanese

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

English, I’m sure a only use a tiny portion of the full language available

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Spanish.

I naively thought living here would somehow allow me to speak Spanish through osmosis. It doesn't work that way!!

Gbat

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

greek..spanish,, queens english

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

"BSL

Should be taught in all schools x

Why ?"

I think there is likely to be a better chance of needing to use it here than French or Spanish.

I appreciate the world is a big place and other languages are widely used but a basic knowledge of bsl would definitely be useful x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Italian - C is already fluent and would be good to have filthy conversations in another language - plus it sounds so sexy

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Mandarin!

Struggling so much to get something to eat over here lol…

I’ll teach you lot Spanish

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Glad to see my mother tongue is high on the agenda

Spanish

I’d like to learn Japanese "

¿De dónde eres?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Not a language but would love to just understand women"

Noooo there's no fun in that

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By *ggdrasil66Man
over a year ago

Saltdean

Chinese. I want to know what they are saying about us in the restaurants, takeaways and chip shops…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Dutch. I tried for six months. Some of it is quite hard

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Portuguese, as the country is wonderful and I'd like to visit Brazil

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Esperanto

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Welsh

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Spanish. French. Italian.

Mostly so I can gesticulate wildly and passionately about coffee and cake.

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By *ischaTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Having been several times, German , though I would love to argue in Italian (weird,I know)

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

Tagalog . Finding it hard to remember words

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Portuguese, as the country is wonderful and I'd like to visit Brazil"

Agree with this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mandarin!

Struggling so much to get something to eat over here lol…

I’ll teach you lot Spanish

¿Estás en China? ¿Dónde?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I think British Sign Language for me

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"I think British Sign Language for me

Interesting choice. Didn't think of using BSL as an example

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Mandarin!

Struggling so much to get something to eat over here lol…

I’ll teach you lot Spanish

¿Estás en China? ¿Dónde?"

En Beijing, amiga! Me encanta! Pero como deseo poder hablar mandarín…

es un rollo pedir comida jajajajaja

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Mandarin!

Struggling so much to get something to eat over here lol…

I’ll teach you lot Spanish

Sadly I used to be pretty good at Spanish. Not used it in years so forgot most of it

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