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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ll guess your weight

Who’s first ?

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By *r TriomanMan
35 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Okay, go on then....

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Okay, go on then...."

Awww it’s love at first sit

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By *adyBugsWoman
35 weeks ago

cognito


"Okay, go on then....

Awww it’s love at first sit

"

Cute bromance

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By *mmaleiaWoman
35 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I’m sat, did you die?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
35 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Omg he died, soz

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I’m sat, did you die? "

I’m still breathing, I got distracted and forgot what I was meant to be doing , I was in my happy place

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By *sWyldWoman
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'll politely decline. I don't even want to know my weight!

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By *r TriomanMan
35 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Okay, go on then....

Awww it’s love at first sit

"

You're only human.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'll politely decline. I don't even want to know my weight! "

I Can express the result using normal distribution if you prefer, just giving you a percentile. For this to be accurate across demographics I will need at least 10,000 results

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Okay, go on then....

Awww it’s love at first sit

You're only human."

You’re the second person that’s said that today, I really like you, are you married yet ?

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By *nnCeeWoman
35 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I'd be too scared of squashing your head like a watermelon

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By *eneralKenobiMan
35 weeks ago

North Angus

At your own risk be it, I’ve the worst farts today

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By *eavenscentitCouple
35 weeks ago

barnstaple

I quìte like my freedom, I cannot risk a death.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'd be too scared of squashing your head like a watermelon "

Men learn a very special move to counter that risk , there’s residual risk of flooding but it’s worth it

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face."

Inside leg measurement?

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By *nnCeeWoman
35 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I'd be too scared of squashing your head like a watermelon

Men learn a very special move to counter that risk , there’s residual risk of flooding but it’s worth it "

Ahhhhh... OK, that's helpful to know x

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I quìte like my freedom, I cannot risk a death."

You don’t need to worry, I’ve done this before, Just carefully lower yourself down until the little rocket tongue docks in the nice warm mothership and everything will be fine.

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By *auls21Man
35 weeks ago

Derry


"I'll politely decline. I don't even want to know my weight! "

Weight unimportant

Sex appeal is and you have it

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'll politely decline. I don't even want to know my weight!

Weight unimportant

Sex appeal is and you have it"

What a charmer ! How do you do that?

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By *estarossa.Woman
35 weeks ago

Flagrante

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Omg he died, soz "

Died and gone to heaven! Just where I'm going!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play, 'til we're blown away

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Again? "

Of course

Ideally you all should do a weekly check in

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face.

Inside leg measurement?"

Warm slightly damp thing?

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By *estarossa.Woman
35 weeks ago

Flagrante


"Again?

Of course

Ideally you all should do a weekly check in "

Bit of a commute!

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By *igwilly2kMan
35 weeks ago

The Land of Kink!


"

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Nice bur if montey python there

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play, 'til we're blown away

"

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
35 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm up for squishing a face... or 2

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'm up for squishing a face... or 2 "

Yay…… I’m in position & waiting , please pull those sexy knickers to the side and go ahead and dock

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face.

Inside leg measurement?

Warm slightly damp thing?"

Slightly? You must be doing it wrong,

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By *parkle1974Woman
35 weeks ago

Leeds

It's not worth the prison sentence

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"It's not worth the prison sentence "

if you don’t go out on the branch, you’re never going to get the best fruit

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By *im_1878Man
35 weeks ago

Formby


"It's not worth the prison sentence "

Oh I disagree

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It's not worth the prison sentence "

Mitigating circumstances. You’d get away with a fine

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I wouldn’t be thinking weight if a women sat on my face.

Inside leg measurement?

Warm slightly damp thing?

Slightly? You must be doing it wrong, "

I can’t measure inside legs for toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I’ll guess your weight

Who’s first ? "

Happy to sit on your face as long as I get enjoyment

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By *quirrel!Man
35 weeks ago

Nearby


"I'm up for squishing a face... or 2 "

Squish mine twice please!

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I’ll guess your weight

Who’s first ?

Happy to sit on your face as long as I get enjoyment "

I can’t guarantee that sorry, can offer a pretty crap estimate in kilograms if that works though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Is it just the face we can sit on?

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By *om and JennieCouple
35 weeks ago

Chams or Socials


"I’ll guess your weight

Who’s first ? "

You’ll have suffocated before you guess

J x

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By *ear in the chairMan
35 weeks ago

yeah there


"I’ll guess your weight

Who’s first ? "

If ya really want...

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