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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

I love random facts..

So let's here your random facts..

If its about St George or English footy kits even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts

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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts "

Random Em Random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts

Random Em Random

I know but my brain tells me that at this moment in time, we know nothing.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

The man known as the father of British Mid-Wifery was called Willie Smellie.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Jaffa cakes are classed as a cake and not a biscuit because biscuits go stale and cakes go hard

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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts

Random Em Random

I know but my brain tells me that at this moment in time, we know nothing. "

I know fuck all learnt that in rehab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts

Random Em Random

I know but my brain tells me that at this moment in time, we know nothing.

I know fuck all learnt that in rehab...

*sniggers inappropriately *

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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've got nothing but I'm here for the random facts

Random Em Random

I know but my brain tells me that at this moment in time, we know nothing.

I know fuck all learnt that in rehab...

*sniggers inappropriately *"

And I'm no better off now

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Pigs are able to eat pretty much anything. Their 44 teeth will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

North West

If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Pigs are able to eat pretty much anything. Their 44 teeth will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig.""

Brick top where ya been

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

If you sneeze and it smells of honey, that is as a result of the particular mix of bacteria in your nose.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Giraffes have the same number of bones in their neck as a human.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the second longest word in the English language and is the name for the fear of long words.

What arsehole did that?!!

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

The sleeve around a coffee cup is called a zarf

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet "

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center? "

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

The full name for Los Angeles is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Guess most know ,but I think nature is fantastic,how the penis head evolved to the shape it is,the flared bellend shape is a tool to scrape out other men’s semen to replace with there’s

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

No one knows how old Anne Boleyn was when she died

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Guess most know ,but I think nature is fantastic,how the penis head evolved to the shape it is,the flared bellend shape is a tool to scrape out other men’s semen to replace with there’s "

I've read in more than one place that that's why a lot of men are extremely turned on when their partner fucks another man. His horniness amplifies everything from how hard he fucks her, to how much sperm he produces, and it's all about sperm dispacement.

Anyway, random fact: if you break wind in your car, wind down both front windows simultaneously. It sucks the bad air out in seconds. Winding down one window is ineffective. It has to be both simultaneously.

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead"

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock.

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By *uttymonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Apparently

A lesser-known fact of life is that the average person will spend about six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.

... Ive worked in central London I'm sure I'm well past that mark

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"The full name for Los Angeles is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula""

The town of the new? Lord of the king? of the angels de porcuinvula?

Is that even close?

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

Bees have 5 eyes.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Cancer is virtually unknown amongst the Amish.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The full name for Los Angeles is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

The town of the new? Lord of the king? of the angels de porcuinvula?

Is that even close?"

The village of our Lady of the Queen of Angels of Porciúncula.

More on Porciúncula here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portiuncula

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By *exxyyDy11Man
over a year ago

North West

"Bees have 5 eyes."

Hornets are considered a delicacy in rural Japan.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the second longest word in the English language and is the name for the fear of long words.

What arsehole did that?!!"

But what's the longest word??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one knows how old Anne Boleyn was when she died "

Very into Tudor history apparently birth of girls was very rarely recorded Anne was believed to be between 1501 and 1507, her parents married 1499

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tip of a giraffes tongue is black so as to avoid it getting sunburnt

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

A giraffe is more likely to be hit by lightning

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

"The tip of a giraffes tongue is black so as to avoid it getting sunburnt "

Oh nice love a giraffe fact posted one too lol

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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When people used to have thatched roofs, small animals (mice, birds etc) used to nest up there. When it rained heavily, they sometimes used to fall from the roof, hence the expression ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

Don't have a pot to piss in i love this one lol, As I have read it, there is an idiom, “piss poor”, that refers to the small income the poor living near a tannery could receive for collecting and selling their urine. It turns out that urine can be used to tan leather. Some people were poor enough to go through the trouble to collect, carry and sell the family's , well, piss.

To be “so poor as to not have a pot to piss in” takes on a far more dire economic meaning, with that in mind, than simply not having a chamberpot to avoid a late night scurry to the outhouse.

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the second longest word in the English language and is the name for the fear of long words.

What arsehole did that?!!

But what's the longest word??"

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A lung condition caused by silica dust.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

An inflated balloon is heavier than a deflated one

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"The tip of a giraffes tongue is black so as to avoid it getting sunburnt

Oh nice love a giraffe fact posted one too lol "

The rest of the tongue (the part that is normally further back in their mouth/down the throat) is pink. I fed the giraffes at Chessington, and I never knew they had two tone tongues until then.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained "

I think it means if you measured from the base of the "mountain" to the tip, rather than from the centre of rhe Earth. If you measured from the centre of the Earth everything would be in the same height order, just with the depth of core to crust added...

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"No one knows how old Anne Boleyn was when she died

Very into Tudor history apparently birth of girls was very rarely recorded Anne was believed to be between 1501 and 1507, her parents married 1499 "

Yes, and it’s suspected her birthday may have been late May/early June. In which case she was executed just days before her birthday celebrations

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained "

The earth is not a perfect sphere

Because of its spin it bulges at the equator, so the highest mountain is Mt Chimborazo in Ecuador

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By *aigressMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Bees have 5 eyes."

Is that 4 eyes and a japseye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping on board for the random facts....I've no random facts right now..well maybe one....

Fab is addictive!!!!

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

"Jumping on board for the random facts....I've no random facts right now..well maybe one....

Fab is addictive!!!!"

That is a fact lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday, there are about 100 million acts of sexual intercourse a day globally.

Then there’s me in forums

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Wombats are the only animals in the world that produce cube-shaped poop

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By *ennessee WhiskeyMan
over a year ago

London

Funny that pigs lay around in their own filth daily and still manage to hold orgasms the longest out of all mammals (30 min). Anyone here managed to compete with that…

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By *nterracial cpl essexCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock."

Yes, I’ve seen him. Do you reckon he’s had ribs removed. Didn’t turn me on but couldn’t seem to stop watching either

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By *nterracial cpl essexCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Cockroaches can live for 3 months without food. One month without water.

One week without its head.

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Walking from left to right or right to left across Australia is the equivalent distance of walking around the entire circumference of the moon x

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

North West

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained

The earth is not a perfect sphere

Because of its spin it bulges at the equator, so the highest mountain is Mt Chimborazo in Ecuador"

this, the earth is fater at the equator than it is at the prime meridian, say north pole to south pole, so the equator is further from the centre of the earth than the two poles are

Out of the top 10 mountains from our planets center, 8 of them are in Peru and Ecuador, mount Kilimanjaro is 6th, Everest is 10th.

The summit of mount Chimborazo is over 2000 meters closer to space than Everest's summit is despite only being the 39th highest mountain in the Andes due to it being only one degree south of the equator, with just go's to show what a fat squishy b@&turd planet earth is

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I love random facts..

So let's here your random facts..

If its about St George or English footy kits even better

Mr "

My favourite. Hot potatoes ain’t cold. I bring this out on a regular basis and it has always served me well.

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By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained

Those fab mountains

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Gary Numan (newman

) is 13 days older than Gary Oldman

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"If measuring from the earths centre, mount Everest comes in as the 10th highest mountain on our planet

Maybe I’m slow, very possible, I don’t get it. What would be higher measuring from the earth’s center?

I’d be guessing the sea trenches or basins make an island like a really high mountain but surrounded by water?

From the earths center? I’m not sure

Yeah think that one needs explained

The earth is not a perfect sphere

Because of its spin it bulges at the equator, so the highest mountain is Mt Chimborazo in Ecuador"

Ohh nice fact! I did know the earth was an “oblate spheroid” (I had to google the name haha) but I never realized the implication of mountain heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sprinkle baking soda on super glue it sets really really fast and really really hard !

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

It is thought that the expression "cough up chicken" refers to the mucus globules that usually come up during illness, especially when the person has a coughing fit

It is thought that they resemble chicken soup.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

25% of all statistics are made up.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

If you could fold a standard sheet of paper 42 times (you can't), it would reach to the moon.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Its a fact that 67% of statistics are wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasms can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer, and depression.

Got to look after my health...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Its also a fact that England is the only country in the UK (mens) to have won the world cup can't remember the year mind

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"Its also a fact that England is the only country in the UK (mens) to have won the world cup can't remember the year mind

1066 rings a bell

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

A whales penis is called a dork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than the time the pyramids were built.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Its also a fact that England is the only country in the UK (mens) to have won the world cup can't remember the year mind

1066 rings a bell"
no thats the battle of hasty

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

Aphex Twin Was born in Limerick, Ireland

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast

Kangaroo have 3 vaginas lol J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/03/24 09:35:56]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock."
oh, I've been outed!!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

You’re on thin ice my pedigree chum and I shall be under it when it breaks

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If you could fold a standard sheet of paper 42 times (you can't), it would reach to the moon."
7 times is the most anything can be folded apparently..

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Water is not actually wet. This is because scientists define wetness as a liquid’s ability to maintain contact with a solid surface, meaning that water itself is not wet, but can make other objects wet.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

In medieval times peasant used to bring their animals inside their homes during winter. They would cover a floor with straw or as it used to be known thresh and put a board across the door way to stop the thresh coming into their living area. The board was the “threshold “

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

On the Earth’s timeline, dinosaurs lived closer to people than they did the birth of the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could fold a standard sheet of paper 42 times (you can't), it would reach to the moon.7 times is the most anything can be folded apparently.. "

That's a strange fact innit..now I'm gonna start folding things & see can I fold them more than 7 times

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Flies always take off backwards

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The British railway gauging system is based on the width of a Roman chariot pulled by two horses

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"I love random facts..

So let's here your random facts..

If its about St George or English footy kits even better

Mr "

Aren't you interested in the other three? Oh well, I have been discriminated against

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By *ungle777Man
over a year ago

LONDON

1985 is the only year in chart history where King, Queen, Prince & Princess all appeared in the top 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first fitted modern style kitchen was designed and made in 1927 by Margarete Schütte-Lihotzky

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

William Shakespeare and Pocahontas were alive at the same time and died within a year of each other, less than 200 miles apart.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Lyndon Johnson is the only US president that Queen Elizabeth didn't meet during her reign.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Aphex Twin Was born in Limerick, Ireland"

Shane McGowan was born in Kent

Slash and Lemmy were both born in Stoke on Trent. Lemmy got his nickname cos he kept borrowing money off his mates (lemme a fiver).

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Its also a fact that England is the only country in the UK (mens) to have won the world cup can't remember the year mind

Only country in the world to have won the football, rugby and cricket world cups

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

If you laid all the old age pensioners in Great Britain end to end they would get really pissed off

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

If you stand upright, with your heels against a wall. You won't be able to place your fingers/hands on the floor, without adjusting your stance or falling over.

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

the dot on the letter i and j is called a tittle

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The expiry date on packet of crisps all ways is a Saturday

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The biggest producer of tyres is Lego

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

The police weapon TASER Is am acronym standing for Thomas A Swifts Electric Rifle taken from a 1913 cartoon

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

You’re on thin ice my pedigree chum and I shall be under it when it breaks"

Eh?!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Funny that pigs lay around in their own filth daily and still manage to hold orgasms the longest out of all mammals (30 min). Anyone here managed to compete with that… "

Actually, pigs are very clean - they don't defecate in the mud they lie in

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

A butt load is a unit of measurement at approximately 500 liters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna buy a dawg

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By *aigressMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Female hyenas have a vag and lips etc...

Shaped like a cock and balls.

The females are also bigger than males, likewise Thier fake genitals.

It's to allow them to control breeding cycle and avoid the sort of nonsense that goes on woth other big cats and pack animals... ie new alpha fucks everything. Also assert dominance in a pack.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bees don't create hexagonal honeycombs

They make then cylindrical and warm them, then physics does the rest

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

your brain is constantly eating itself.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

"your brain is constantly eating itself."

Your brain is the one telling you it's the most vital organ

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Sunflowers always face the sun. But when there's no sun, they turn to face each other.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock.

Yes, I’ve seen him. Do you reckon he’s had ribs removed. Didn’t turn me on but couldn’t seem to stop watching either

I’m seeing a young guy who can do this (he’s on fab). He has a full set of ribs, I checked

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

If every McDonald employee in the world stood side by side holding hands.

There would be no one to get you your burger.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Google images was created because of Jennifer Lopez! I’m unsure of the exact reason but I think it’s something to do with something she wore in a music video or something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AA Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh at Cotchford farm in East Sussex and Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones drowned in the swimming pool there.

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

First dildos made were made of wood (oooh ouch) x

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock.

Yes, I’ve seen him. Do you reckon he’s had ribs removed. Didn’t turn me on but couldn’t seem to stop watching either

I’m seeing a young guy who can do this (he’s on fab). He has a full set of ribs, I checked "

Can he lick his own elbow?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"There is a man in Nepal who can lick his own forehead

There is a man on Fab that can suck his own cock.

Yes, I’ve seen him. Do you reckon he’s had ribs removed. Didn’t turn me on but couldn’t seem to stop watching either

I’m seeing a young guy who can do this (he’s on fab). He has a full set of ribs, I checked

Can he lick his own elbow? "

Can you?!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Can he lick his own elbow?

Can you?!

Everybody tries to do it wrong. If you try to bend your elbow completely then try to lick the "inside" of your elbow it's impossible.

However, try lifting your (non-dominant) arm so it is extending level and straight out from the side of your body. Then, bend your elbow halfway (like 90 degrees). Next, keeping your arm level rotate your shoulder so your elbow is directly below - but in front of - your chin.

Now try licking (the inside of) your elbow...

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Paul Simon of Simon & Garfunkle fame, wrote the song Homeward Bound while waiting for a train in Widnes Train Station.

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

Captain pugwash had crew called master bates and another called seaman staines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Band New Order were gonna call themselves... The Witch Doctors Of Zimbabwe ....Then.. The New Order & eventually decided on New Order (thankfully)

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york

"Captain pugwash had crew called master bates and another called seaman staines."

Sadly an urban myth

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

Definitely true, Google it, ive just watched on YouTube 100% true

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

"Captain pugwash had crew called master bates and another called seaman staines.

Sadly an urban myth

Definitely 100% true, look on YouTube

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By *potter123Man
over a year ago

Near

A teaspoon of honey is the life's work of a bee...

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By *illly WankerMan
over a year ago

The hills

Polar bears are in fact black not white!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Its also a fact that England is the only country in the UK (mens) to have won the world cup can't remember the year mind

Only country in the world to have won the football, rugby and cricket world cups"
really well thats an interesting fact

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"AA Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh at Cotchford farm in East Sussex and Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones drowned in the swimming pool there."

I wonder if his last thought was “Oh Pooh”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Drummond & Jimmy Cauty from KLF burned 1 million £s. Yes burned it.

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

All crisps best before date are on a Saturday

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By *irtymCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Mma is one of world's oldest sports its originally called pankration and was competed to the death naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Google images was created because of Jennifer Lopez! I’m unsure of the exact reason but I think it’s something to do with something she wore in a music video or something along those lines "

YouTube was created after one of the creators couldn’t find the Janet Jackson 2004 Super Bowl nip slip

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

In computing half a byte is called a nybble.

Also a jiffy is a measurement of time.

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