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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

please turn this snow into rain pretty sharpish as I've got a party in Bolton tomorrow and Arse End is currently cut off both North and South...if you do, I'll switch allegience from Satan (he's been a bit of a wuss lately)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If h could stop the high winds in Oldham too I would appreciate it. I've got a party in Huddersfield tomorrow night and I'm not sure I'm brave enough to do the M62 in this weather!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"please turn this snow into rain pretty sharpish as I've got a party in Bolton tomorrow and Arse End is currently cut off both North and South...if you do, I'll switch allegience from Satan (he's been a bit of a wuss lately)

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oooooh hope you get your wish, although i suspect this weather will stick around for another 24 hours at least.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"If h could stop the high winds in Oldham too I would appreciate it. I've got a party in Huddersfield tomorrow night and I'm not sure I'm brave enough to do the M62 in this weather!!"

There we go God of Swinging, you'll be less popular than botulism at a barbie if you don't sort this fecking weather out now! Bloody spring eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also wish for no more as i have plans...please no more snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more luck trying satan of swing...he's more hornily obliging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If h could stop the high winds in Oldham too I would appreciate it. I've got a party in Huddersfield tomorrow night and I'm not sure I'm brave enough to do the M62 in this weather!!

There we go God of Swinging, you'll be less popular than botulism at a barbie if you don't sort this fecking weather out now! Bloody spring eh?

The road to the M62 is shut due to high winds. Its seriously umbrella murdering weather here! I don't do cold at the best of times, least of all windy!!! No Marilyn moments here.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

oooooh hope you get your wish, although i suspect this weather will stick around for another 24 hours at least.

Will be keeping a close eye on traffic websites this evening and tomorrow morning - going South from Arse End is usually easier than North so hoping the big hills that are currently snowed in will be passable tomorrow

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooh hope you get your wish, although i suspect this weather will stick around for another 24 hours at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no snow down here in south east

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

oooooh hope you get your wish, although i suspect this weather will stick around for another 24 hours at least.

I'll keep my legs crossed for ya xx"

Aw cheers Femme, what a sacrifice to make to the God of Swinging, she's gotta listen to us now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no snow down here in south east

Do you want ours and our wind??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers crossed for u gals too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no snow down here in south east

Do you want ours and our wind??"

we have plummeting temperatures and horrible rain ..........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooh hope you get your wish, although i suspect this weather will stick around for another 24 hours at least.

I'll keep my legs crossed for ya xx

Aw cheers Femme, what a sacrifice to make to the God of Swinging, she's gotta listen to us now

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Thats what i thought.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

the god of swing has pissed on me too.....blizzards here and all ferries are off..... the one road in has a hazard warning with drifts and horizontal snow flying about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just started to snow again here, looks like my weekend might be a write off grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its supposed to be Spring

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

It sunny here but then I do have a sunny disposition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!! "

'Bringing' could be tricky due to work, sadly!

I could see how quickly Royal Mail could deliver?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!!

'Bringing' could be tricky due to work, sadly!

I could see how quickly Royal Mail could deliver?

Surely your cock is that big you can just tell to go in her garden, face south, open her mouth and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noooo you can keep it ,.... got enough rain here lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!!

'Bringing' could be tricky due to work, sadly!

I could see how quickly Royal Mail could deliver?

Dammit, wouldn't mind an Obi visit sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you use your angelic wings and fly there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone call me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call me?

Haha I love it! I was wondering if Viccie Boy/Funky would turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car is slowly vanishing under a blanket of snow

looks like it is defo a pj and glass or two of wine night for me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It hasnt started here yet weve got the winds and the cold, in fact its so cold i keep checking if my heating is on. Ive just been out and i cant feel my back

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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I wondered whether you were calling me.. and why you did not refer to me as goddess... Hm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It hasnt started here yet weve got the winds and the cold, in fact its so cold i keep checking if my heating is on. Ive just been out and i cant feel my back"

Was snowing here this am and has been this afternoon....surprised you've not had it yet.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I wondered whether you were calling me.. and why you did not refer to me as goddess... Hm!"

Anyway, cold and miserable here...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"It hasnt started here yet weve got the winds and the cold, in fact its so cold i keep checking if my heating is on. Ive just been out and i cant feel my back

Was snowing here this am and has been this afternoon....surprised you've not had it yet."

No it fluttered down for a few minutes and that was it. It is coming though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car is slowly vanishing under a blanket of snow

looks like it is defo a pj and glass or two of wine night for me

It'll be up here soon again - the clouds are getting heavier by the minute and the wind is ferocious. PJs and blankie night tonight me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listen to your local travel, and dont venture out to party if its bad, there will be other parties,and if you do get to go, have a blast you deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!!

'Bringing' could be tricky due to work, sadly!

I could see how quickly Royal Mail could deliver?

Surely your cock is that big you can just tell to go in her garden, face south, open her mouth and wait

Cheeky sod!! Wouldn't even reach Evesham!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move south!!

It's just cold, wet and miserable in Somerset right now !!

No white stuff!

*well - snow, anyway!!

Fancy bringing me some white stuff that's not snow!!

'Bringing' could be tricky due to work, sadly!

I could see how quickly Royal Mail could deliver?

Surely your cock is that big you can just tell to go in her garden, face south, open her mouth and wait

Cheeky sod!! Wouldn't even reach Evesham!!

It needs to reach Oldham, I've a sofa that needs christening!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

looks ok for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nice BBC weatherman and his map just showed the snow being further south, so you might be ok Caz. Take wellies and a spade just in case.

Ohhh what am I saying... those are always in your toy bag anyway!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just as long as you take Taz with you... you ll be ok

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just checked traffic link map and still cut off North from Arse End and South from 10 miles down the road! It has more or less stopped here so still keeping fingers crossed for tomorrow - it's just that first 40 miles to the bloody M6 that's a killer!

And yeah Scarlet, Taz always likes to have wellies and a spade handy, he was a Boy Scout - a sociopathic Boy Scout but a Boy Scout nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its getting worse here believe it or not

looks like Blakester and I will be having a quiet night in tomorrow night at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone call me? I've been a tad busy getting all this fookin snow busy for this weekend. Apparently, some deluded folk thought they were going out to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked traffic link map and still cut off North from Arse End and South from 10 miles down the road! It has more or less stopped here so still keeping fingers crossed for tomorrow - it's just that first 40 miles to the bloody M6 that's a killer!

And yeah Scarlet, Taz always likes to have wellies and a spade handy, he was a Boy Scout - a sociopathic Boy Scout but a Boy Scout nonetheless

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36 miles,

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

One of us has experienced the white stuff, the other one is just gonna put a long sleeved shirt on over the t shirt (cos its a tad cold)and saunter off to the pub

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thank you God, Goddess or Wishy...made it to Bolton, few drifts first dozen or so miles but absolutely fine after that. Looking forward to the party now! Just chillaxing with glass of vino now. Hope everyone else's plans go ahead

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thank you God, Goddess or Wishy...made it to Bolton, few drifts first dozen or so miles but absolutely fine after that. Looking forward to the party now! Just chillaxing with glass of vino now. Hope everyone else's plans go ahead

I'm glad you're safe.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thanks Lickety xxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

Had to stop Taz bringing the ice shovel outta the car - but still got my rohypnol just in case

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

Had to stop Taz bringing the ice shovel outta the car - but still got my rohypnol just in case

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Please promise you wont date rape anybody ....

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

Had to stop Taz bringing the ice shovel outta the car - but still got my rohypnol just in case

Please promise you wont date rape anybody ....

Gotta get laid somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fab time Caz xx

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Have a fab time Caz xx"

Cheers Julie xxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

Had to stop Taz bringing the ice shovel outta the car - but still got my rohypnol just in case

Please promise you wont date rape anybody ....

Gotta get laid somehow

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Ok then, just dont drug them to a point of oblivion... you wont get much out of them. Plus they wont remember who wonderful you were ...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you are thre safe and sound (well, sort of) and having the obligatory glass in your hand

Enjoy and keep Taz under control

Had to stop Taz bringing the ice shovel outta the car - but still got my rohypnol just in case

Please promise you wont date rape anybody ....

Gotta get laid somehow

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ask nicely and say please,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all have fun!! x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enjoy your night

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