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You're Daddy Shoulda Shot You Against The Room!

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

...And other sharp insults

Go on Fabbers, let's hear them

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton

Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't...

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By *estarossa.Woman
48 weeks ago

Flagrante

I'd love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear to be unarmed!

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't... "

Ooft

Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear to be unarmed!"

Nice x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Excuse me can I have your brain please?

It's just I'm building an idiot I've got everything else apart from a brain

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By * and rCouple
48 weeks ago

crewe

The Best part of you ran down your mommas ass crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum's so ugly.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't...

Ooft

Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved "

One of my very own insults lol

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't...

Ooft

Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved

One of my very own insults lol"

Bet you're a 'hard' woman to please...so to speak

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
48 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Pity your mum didn't swallow

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Pity your mum didn't swallow"

Ooh... I really like that

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't...

Ooft

Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved

One of my very own insults lol

Bet you're a 'hard' woman to please...so to speak "

... that insult came out of my mouth one day as we were driving on a motorway and someone pulled out on us lol

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
48 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Pity your mum didn't swallow

Ooh... I really like that "

me too

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Pity your mum didn't swallow

Ooh... I really like that

me too "

Once you make a statement like that though, it really must be a case of saying...

"Now. Off you fuck. OK?'

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
48 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Pity your mum didn't swallow

Ooh... I really like that

me too

Once you make a statement like that though, it really must be a case of saying...

"Now. Off you fuck. OK?'

"

I used it to my ex once... And off he fucked lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
48 weeks ago

Leeds

If you are going to be 2 faced, at least make one of them pretty

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Pity your mum didn't swallow

Ooh... I really like that

me too

Once you make a statement like that though, it really must be a case of saying...

"Now. Off you fuck. OK?'

I used it to my ex once... And off he fucked lol"

Funnily enough, morning after a one night stand many years ago, I said something along the lines of:

"You really are a very, very pretty girl; but you're a fucking bubblehead."

And off I fucked

Not proud - and I was very, very hungover;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

You should've joined your brothers and sisters on the curtains!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton


"You should've joined your brothers and sisters on the curtains!"

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye

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By *ecky and justCouple
48 weeks ago

Godalming

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than spend another minute with you….

Actually used this when leaving a job few years back.

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye "

Pure. Glesga. Patter.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye

Pure. Glesga. Patter.

"

I'm not even from there I'm originally from Dublin but moved to Glasgow nine years ago

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By *rAitchMan
48 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The best bit of you dribbled down your mum's inside leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you

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By *ad Hardcore OP   Man
48 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye

Pure. Glesga. Patter.

I'm not even from there I'm originally from Dublin but moved to Glasgow nine years ago "

Same difference mucker!

Irish and Scots do share a dark, sharp sense of humour at times

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