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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
36 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?

I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...

And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

I don’t eat them

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.

Then I lick the top about three times, bite about a third off, chew in ecstasy, swallow, and then dump the whole thing in my gob, chew madly, try to avoid the dribble and drool (about 50% success rate), swallow, feel sick, then think "Just why Webb? Why? It always makes you feel sick!".

Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?

I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...

And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin."

Having had too many today, I can belatedly see the wisdom in this

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

"I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.

Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent

A man after my own heart. I'm currently in the regret stage.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.

Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent

A man after my own heart. I'm currently in the regret stage. "

It's not a good place to be, is it?

But we always go back for a bit more....later...

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By *rjay224Man
36 weeks ago

north west

Bite the top off …. Lick it all out untill there none left then just enjoy the thick chocolate

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By *estarossa.Woman
36 weeks ago

Flagrante

I don't like them.

Too sickly.

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

Throw it in the bin

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

Shaping up to a real gender divide on the creme egg front! Unexpected outcome.

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By *hubs101Man
36 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees Premier Inn 27th Nov Cum say hi ...

Can't remember the last time I ate 1. Not a fan!

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

"Shaping up to a real gender divide on the creme egg front! Unexpected outcome."

I can't believe I missed the un-eggs-pected outcome pun. Handing in my dad joke licence now.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Shaping up to a real gender divide on the creme egg front! Unexpected outcome."

I was thinking that too..wonder why?

So I know I'm doing something I'll regret a bit, but there's that moment that's SOOOO GOOD it's worth the other shit afterwards.

Because it is THAT GOOD.

Does that fit into gender narratives?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Nibble the tip, lick out the centre and then gobble the rest

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

"Nibble the tip, lick out the centre and then gobble the rest "

Looks like you and MrJay224 have compatible approaches...

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By *exyScientistsCouple
36 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Nibble the tip, lick out the centre and then gobble the rest "

Same. Anything else is just crazy talk.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Tongue it till the gooey inside is dribbling down and matting my chest hair......the choc is all round my gob...

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By *luebell888Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I shove it all in my mouth and chew it.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Throw it in the bin

Wash your mouth out Boo

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By *inxy777Woman
36 weeks ago

essex

Had to think about it, but it’s definitely bite the top off, lick and then eat!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I eat it like a beast.

Etiquette is cast asunder as I devour that creamy goodness.

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

"I eat it like a beast.

Etiquette is cast asunder as I devour that creamy goodness."

We're still talking about creme eggs, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?

I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...

And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin."

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Start off gently nibbling the top and, then use my oral skills to drain the contents all over my tongue and down my throat.

Whatever's left gets the full chomp chomp chomp treatment..

Then I start on the cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Two bites.

Munch. Munch.

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By *uvery30Woman
36 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Bite the top off, lick right down to the bottom all out. Then put the whole thing in after

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By *aximum_fun OP Man
36 weeks ago

West Herts

The full licking out crew are well represented on fab. I wonder if that's representative of the whole population

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Two bites

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By *elliflousCouple
36 weeks ago

North West.

Two at a time baby!

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By *irty-pairCouple
36 weeks ago

South Essex

Nibble the top until I can plunge my tongue inside, then slowly lick out the cream. Once I can touch the bottom with my tongue I’ll gobble it up.

We are talking about Crème Eggs, right?

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By *lumb69Man
36 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Lick you all over and start work my magic. I’ll put my finger in his chocolate hoop but that’s it

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
36 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Bite the top off and lick it out

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By *uttymonkeyMan
36 weeks ago

devon

Nibble lick or down in one if there's more in the box XD

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