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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

Inspired by a comment on another thread.

Have you ever embarrassed yourself sexually?

I once tried to seductively crawl up the bed to a handsome man who was laying there looking like my desires personified but instead I crawled right off thanks to a loose slat. Landed in a heap on the floor and resembled a dropped blancmange.

Have you ever had a sexual failing?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Yep, I met someone a few years ago at a hotel. We had both been working and took a shower together.

She laid on the bed looking rather sexy and me being a fool decided to launch myself on the bed.

As I landed I heard one of the legs break in the bed. We opted to use the fold out sofa bed.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

I think the most embarrassing for me was the guy who eventually admitted that he just wanted to watch his wife with me. I realised after a while of him just sitting like a stone while I tried my best moves on him.

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Yep, I met someone a few years ago at a hotel. We had both been working and took a shower together.

She laid on the bed looking rather sexy and me being a fool decided to launch myself on the bed.

As I landed I heard one of the legs break in the bed. We opted to use the fold out sofa bed.

Did you launch yourself cartoon style?! I have an image in my head if you rubbing your hands together and your eyes bulging in and out with the AWOOOGA AWOOGA noise

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I think the most embarrassing for me was the guy who eventually admitted that he just wanted to watch his wife with me. I realised after a while of him just sitting like a stone while I tried my best moves on him.

Oh Mrs NC. How long was it before you realised you were barking up the wrong tree?

I once thought I was on a date but the guy was gay and had a boyfriend. I was 17 and it was my first date

I went to their wedding a few years ago and yes it came up a lot

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Once a bit of wee came out whilst I was riding my first boyfriend hard. I was so embarrassed I just pretended I was really wet

Mrs TMN x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Oh Mrs NC. How long was it before you realised you were barking up the wrong tree?

I once thought I was on a date but the guy was gay and had a boyfriend. I was 17 and it was my first date

I went to their wedding a few years ago and yes it came up a lot

It was a few minutes but it felt like hours

We never could work out why they thought a straight couple would meet their needs.

As first dates go I think yours is a belter when it comes to embarrassment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

This is probably Mr KCs too.

Early on in our sexual relationship, I tried to use a Tenacious D lyric in a silly-sexy way, but it didn't work. It killed the mood

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
36 weeks ago

ashford

When my flashing butt plug disappeared

on our first encounter!x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

"The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

This is probably Mr KCs too.

Early on in our sexual relationship, I tried to use a Tenacious D lyric in a silly-sexy way, but it didn't work. It killed the mood

And oh boy does it kill the mood in the most spectacular way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

This is probably Mr KCs too.

Early on in our sexual relationship, I tried to use a Tenacious D lyric in a silly-sexy way, but it didn't work. It killed the mood

And oh boy does it kill the mood in the most spectacular way

Banjo string or The D?!

There was much blood on the banjo string night

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Me and my female friend have been playing at a club in Kent for a while that evening and we were getting ready to go home when a stunning woman "seduced" us. The ladies had a lot of fun, but I couldn't continue. After emptying my balls three times that night and 5+ hours of on/off play I guess I was excused, but I still wish I could have given her a proper pounding...

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By *moothdickMan
36 weeks ago

stoke

Had a o n s with a work colleague whilst on a business trip, we entered my room a tad worse for wear, were she wet arse over tit, smacked her head onto the floor and ended up with a lump the size of an egg on her forehead, luckily she was ok and we still managed a night of d*unken fun…

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By *ruceyyMan
36 weeks ago

London

I have 2.

One was where I was fucking hard and then actually threw my cock hard in the gap between her ass and vagina and the pain was another level. If bruised and hurt for weeks.

Another was a time I finished on her face...only it literally aimed straight into her eye. She shrieked, I was apologizing, her eye was going red. Worst post orgasm ever

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Yep, I met someone a few years ago at a hotel. We had both been working and took a shower together.

She laid on the bed looking rather sexy and me being a fool decided to launch myself on the bed.

As I landed I heard one of the legs break in the bed. We opted to use the fold out sofa bed.

Did you launch yourself cartoon style?! I have an image in my head if you rubbing your hands together and your eyes bulging in and out with the AWOOOGA AWOOGA noise "

Lol I was a good 4 foot away from the bed, as I landed and heard a crunchy snapped ,for a second I prayed it was my knee and not my tackle

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Wish you try on me

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

"The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

This is probably Mr KCs too.

Early on in our sexual relationship, I tried to use a Tenacious D lyric in a silly-sexy way, but it didn't work. It killed the mood

And oh boy does it kill the mood in the most spectacular way

Banjo string or The D?!

There was much blood on the banjo string night

The banjo string, The D is a winner for fun sexy time

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

"Yep, I met someone a few years ago at a hotel. We had both been working and took a shower together.

She laid on the bed looking rather sexy and me being a fool decided to launch myself on the bed.

As I landed I heard one of the legs break in the bed. We opted to use the fold out sofa bed.

Did you launch yourself cartoon style?! I have an image in my head if you rubbing your hands together and your eyes bulging in and out with the AWOOOGA AWOOGA noise "

Visualisig this with the cartoon noise of you running in place and the wub wub afterwards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"The classic snapped banjo string and the panic that comes with it was my worst moment

This is probably Mr KCs too.

Early on in our sexual relationship, I tried to use a Tenacious D lyric in a silly-sexy way, but it didn't work. It killed the mood

And oh boy does it kill the mood in the most spectacular way

Banjo string or The D?!

There was much blood on the banjo string night

The banjo string, The D is a winner for fun sexy time

Thank god someone else appreciates my stupid sense of humour

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Yep, I met someone a few years ago at a hotel. We had both been working and took a shower together.

She laid on the bed looking rather sexy and me being a fool decided to launch myself on the bed.

As I landed I heard one of the legs break in the bed. We opted to use the fold out sofa bed.

Did you launch yourself cartoon style?! I have an image in my head if you rubbing your hands together and your eyes bulging in and out with the AWOOOGA AWOOGA noise

Visualisig this with the cartoon noise of you running in place and the wub wub afterwards"

YES! I think this man should reenact it, edit it and upload for our amusement.

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By *umagain58Man
36 weeks ago

London

A few times yes. More recently I had arranged a meeting with a wife who had been speaking to on mobile for sometime. She came to my hotel when I was working away from home. We got on well and agreed we should go ahead with what had discussed. It was not like me as just could not maintain a hard on and missed out with this one. I was a bit embarrassed but she was so nice about it and we had great cuddles and kissing. There are lovely people around

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36 weeks ago

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I have 2.

One was where I was fucking hard and then actually threw my cock hard in the gap between her ass and vagina and the pain was another level. If bruised and hurt for weeks.

Another was a time I finished on her face...only it literally aimed straight into her eye. She shrieked, I was apologizing, her eye was going red. Worst post orgasm ever

I mean this with no judgment, only affection… I’m surprised there’s only two.

I have an absolute catalogue of them

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"When my flashing butt plug disappeared

on our first encounter!x"

Did you get it out ok or are you one of the anon patients in the program about lost anal items?! ‘Doctor I keep telling you I fell on it’

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Once a bit of wee came out whilst I was riding my first boyfriend hard. I was so embarrassed I just pretended I was really wet

Mrs TMN x"

Wouldn’t it be nice to go back in time and tell our younger selves that one day strangers on a swingers website would take amusement from our humiliation? Embarrassment rarely exists in hindsight.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
36 weeks ago

ashford

"When my flashing butt plug disappeared

on our first encounter!x

Did you get it out ok or are you one of the anon patients in the program about lost anal items?! ‘Doctor I keep telling you I fell on it’ "

Lol! Luckily he managed to hook it out! We never met again ha ha! X

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"When my flashing butt plug disappeared

on our first encounter!x"

Omg

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

The best one was back in glorious Scotland.

My lover and I were really fond of outdoor sex - he lived very close to some beautiful areas so we had many road trips culminating in fucking.

Now, I like to think I'm flexible for a chubby girl. It's summer, we're in the woods, one thing led to another and I was bent over, holding my ankles as he fucked me. Hot right? Cue him fucking me hard enough that I toppled over and ended up with a bump on my head.

Pure sex.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The best one was back in glorious Scotland.

My lover and I were really fond of outdoor sex - he lived very close to some beautiful areas so we had many road trips culminating in fucking.

Pure sex."

Pahahaha that's quite the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I practised a sexy lapdance in my bare feet with some music and an empty chair

On the i day strapped myself into some ridiculously high heels and as i hefted my foot onto the chair for one particular move, i almost speared his testicle

The chair seemed vast in practice with nobody sitting on it

Oopsie.. Good job he had two

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By *aradox13Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

In my 20s I once fell asleep eating my gf out, apparently started snoring too, turns out replacing sleep with sex eventually catches up with you ha.

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

When I first met my ex from here I decided one night to make a striptease video for him when I’d came home from a night out with friends

Slightly tipsy all was going well till I get my leg stuck in my jeans whilst trying to pull them off and face planted the floor

I still sent it and he reckoned it was the best thing he’d ever seen

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"The best one was back in glorious Scotland.

My lover and I were really fond of outdoor sex - he lived very close to some beautiful areas so we had many road trips culminating in fucking.

Pure sex."

Outstanding! Another one to be recreated! Have you seen the gif of the woman being thrusted off the stage?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Once a bit of wee came out whilst I was riding my first boyfriend hard. I was so embarrassed I just pretended I was really wet

Mrs TMN x

Wouldn’t it be nice to go back in time and tell our younger selves that one day strangers on a swingers website would take amusement from our humiliation? Embarrassment rarely exists in hindsight. "

We're providing a public service here

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Give me credit if it’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I once had sex with someone and my penis wouldn’t get hard.

Sheesh that was embarrassing.

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Give me credit if it’s me "

It was in fact you

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Give me credit if it’s me

It was in fact you "

Honestly I was not expecting that.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve fell off the bed a few times during the act…

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By *amie Hants OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Give me credit if it’s me

It was in fact you

Honestly I was not expecting that.

You said you didn’t share your sexual L’s publicly. Thought it would be a good thread if we all did

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

"The best one was back in glorious Scotland.

My lover and I were really fond of outdoor sex - he lived very close to some beautiful areas so we had many road trips culminating in fucking.

Pure sex.

Outstanding! Another one to be recreated! Have you seen the gif of the woman being thrusted off the stage?! "

Don't try it at home. Or outdoors. I really humbled myself that day.

Noooo! Please send it to me.

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By *ris GrayMan
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

I got put off once by a couple i met a fair few times and no matter what i did i couldn't get turned on so no erection lol once is aloud right?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There may have been an incident involving cramp.......

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By *ambertMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I once fell over while trying to do a sexy dance, hit the wall, and smashed an urn on the other side that had her granddads ashes in

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By *onningtonplumberMan
36 weeks ago

Donnington

Yep had a meet with a woman with the most amazing enormous boobs, she played me with booze and seduced me, no way I could drive home, I had taken two bottles of baby oil as arranged and we got naked and excessively oiled up. Then the prom missed titty wank and I came all over her chest and face. Then fell asleep

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By *loomy GirlWoman
36 weeks ago

leicester

When I was younger (18) and I first moved into my own flat I couldn’t afford a double bed so only had the single one that I’d had at home.

Me and my bf at the time were in bed together and I tried to move to get as comfortable as one can in a single bed with 2 people. I brought my knee up and accidentally kneed him between the legs with that much force he had to hobble to the bathroom to throw up.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Watching a teenage girl, I was 17 while riding motorbike and failing to negotiate the right hand bend. She witnessed the whole thing laughing at me. I landed on grass embankment unhurt apart from pride.

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