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Making love to a beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

is very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

Don't forget the Shake n Vac

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Swiss Tony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Swiss Tony?"

No, scottish joey

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I find its like renovating.

You get rid of the cobwebs, look out for leaks, hide the bits you don't like and eventually have to replace the boiler.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Like pitching a tent…..spread her out, erect your pole then slip into the old bag

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.

You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.

You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait.

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What about the frothy milk?

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester

Men: “why aren’t there as many women using this site as men? It’s so unfair because it makes it hard to get laid.”

Also men: “old bag”

Also men: “boiler.”

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.

You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait.

What about the frothy milk? "

Haha. … and why did my loyalty card not get stamped?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
36 weeks ago

chichester


"Like pitching a tent…..spread her out, erect your pole then slip into the old bag"

Problem is alot of men fail at erecting the tent pole so the Sheila needs to trade up to newer better tent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace

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