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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? " Rome to be blessed by the pope? | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Rome to be blessed by the pope?" Now now, let's not get carried away with members of the church and peckers  | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? " Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again." Lego? The only reason to stop off at Meadowhall is to have a browse in the Lego shop. | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows." Stop playng with yourself and eating Wotsists at the same time then! | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again." Now, I knew you had some kinks, but that one surprises even me! | |||
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"I helped a woman have two fists up her bum. Do you think Lee's cock is girthier than two fists ?" Is she stretch Armstrong's wife? | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows." now there’s a reference full of nostalgia and I have the whole thing running through my head! | |||
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method. Have you considered changing the focus? Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?" What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve?  | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again." Ah, so you’re a fan? | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again." If your inbox doesn’t blow up I’ll be disappointed in fab. | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows. Stop playng with yourself and eating Wotsists at the same time then!" 
Oops! Caught red (or orange) handed, its one for the unusual kinks thread. | |||
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"We looking for a female to take Lees cock" I have learned that anyone called Lee is absolutely not to be trusted! | |||
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"Why can’t you take it?" exactly what I was thinking | |||
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"Why can’t you take it? exactly what I was thinking " Wonder if the OP will send you a cock pic too saying ‘this is why LOL’  | |||
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"Why can’t you take it? exactly what I was thinking Wonder if the OP will send you a cock pic too saying ‘this is why LOL’ "Shit, I was thinking that as well  | |||
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method. Have you considered changing the focus? Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps? What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve? "The Channel Bummel | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again." I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. | |||
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"I helped a woman have two fists up her bum. Do you think Lee's cock is girthier than two fists ?" Do you have Donald trump size hands?  | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows." Its just for me and my dawg  | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. " Oh gawd no.  | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. " Keep going. I'm almost there... | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. Keep going. I'm almost there..." I have stapler, lime and salt. I’m short Lego, you got any? | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Meadowhell? I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. Keep going. I'm almost there... I have stapler, lime and salt. I’m short Lego, you got any? " Ahhh gosh darn it, I don't! I guess that means we can't do it anymore. I. am. devastated! | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it " This only raises more questions than gives answers. | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers. "Forensic science is my passion. So what? | |||
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method. Have you considered changing the focus? Haha Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?" | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it " In! | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "No judgment here 
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint | |||
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method. Have you considered changing the focus? Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps? What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve?
The Channel Bummel" brilliant | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint "Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun  | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "I have an operating table too. Mine goes 'buuuuzzzzzzz' whenever I fuck up removing the spare rib.... | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint
Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun "Shes a 6 foot 1 red headbits a danger sport already let alone like last sat when she did a half bottle of Jamesons and throw me around for her own gratification.. ir was wonderful! Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint
Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun
Shes a 6 foot 1 red headbits a danger sport already let alone like last sat when she did a half bottle of Jamesons and throw me around for her own gratification.. ir was wonderful!
Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty "Now you are talking! | |||
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" Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty
Now you are talking! "Doity girls.. you jsut wanna see mwns scars and surgery marks .
Same as when she was telling me about some necrotic wound she'd and i near as threw up. | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle | |||
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"We looking for a female to take Lees cock - From Lee age 38 " | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows." Pmsl Kia-ora! | |||
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"I helped a woman have two fists up her bum. Do you think Lee's cock is girthier than two fists ? Do you have Donald trump size hands? "That, or Jeremy Beadle... | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows. Its just for me and my dawg "I’ll be your dog (starts the rhythmic barking) | |||
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"We looking for a female to take Lees cock - From Lee age 38 " 38 and 3/4s | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle "But she’s still a nice woman.  | |||
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows. Its just for me and my dawg
I’ll be your dog (starts the rhythmic barking)"Don't, I've got flashbacks of my nan making it for me. Either to weak to taste or so strong dinner 3 hours later tasted of oranbes. I have never brushed my teeth so hard in my life. Now nowt.. there will be no rhythmic barking here! There is a danger that will bring the thread full circle back to anal and I'm not sure we can fit it all in | |||
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? Rome to be blessed by the pope?" Lourdes on pilgrimage Mr | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle
But she’s still a nice woman. "Just a detail | |||
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"We looking for a female to take Lees cock" Have you taken it ? Is it too girthy whats your opinion | |||
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method. Have you considered changing the focus? Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?" | |||
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"I helped a woman have two fists up her bum. Do you think Lee's cock is girthier than two fists ?" that sounds very naughty..must have been very exciting | |||
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"Hail Lees cock " It’s a game-changer…… | |||
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "Got any cadavers? | |||
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I'm willing to take one for the team | |||
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"Do we know how girthy yet
I'm willing to take one for the team "lol | |||
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"Do we know how girthy yet
I'm willing to take one for the team "Midnight, why stop at one? Girthy todgers assemble! (This is the girthy todger call equivalent of avengers assemble)  | |||
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"Do we know how girthy yet
I'm willing to take one for the team
Midnight, why stop at one?
Girthy todgers assemble!
(This is the girthy todger call equivalent of avengers assemble) "Offftt | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal "I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated "I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count? | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count? "Depends if they prefer plunging over anal | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal "I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal "Let us know how that exspiriance goes | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal "Even the wrong end? | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end? "Which is the wrong end? | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end? "What if it plunges out a blockage | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end?
What if it plunges out a blockage "What if I shove in the big end, and it goes all the way in, but doesn't wanna come back out | |||
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end?
What if it plunges out a blockage
What if I shove in the big end, and it goes all the way in, but doesn't wanna come back out "Having said that, I'd like to unblock midnight's pipes 
Anytime you have a blockage love call me | |||
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