FabSwingers.com forum: Oops - The Accidental Outing

By *uzy750 OP TV/TS
36 weeks ago

Luton

So I just made a slight error.

The gas engineer came to service my boiler. I'm in a bit of a rush because I need it done so I can wash and trim for my friends visit this evening.

Engineer "I need to switch off your boiler"

Me "OK" taking him into my bathroom

Engineer "OK. Won't take long." Smiling with a glint in the eye. He doees the work very efficiently and leaves.

Five minutes later I pop to the loo and immediately spot a large pink suction cup dildo standing proudly erect on the edge of the bath

Is it just me having a senior moment or have others done something similar?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It was a….erm….towel holder?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

You mean you don’t use yours for the back up toilet roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

My ex wife’s sister found the ex’s strapon behind the cushion on the sofa, my ex admitted to her sister that she pegged me

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"You mean you don’t use yours for the back up toilet roll?"

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

I went me my friend's house for a coffee once. Went in to the kitchen while she was making the cuppas and on the kitchen bench next to the microwave was a big silver butt plug

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

I can't be bothered to correct that spelling mistake

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By *ools and the brainCouple
36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Yes of course it was an "accident"

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Maidstone

"My ex wife’s sister found the ex’s strapon behind the cushion on the sofa, my ex admitted to her sister that she pegged me "

Sounds like a flimsy plot to a great porno film ...

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By *aomilatteCouple
36 weeks ago

Midlands

We met some friends in a hotel car park and walked up to our hotel room. It was only after that we found out they'd walked past reception and the bar with a bondara double dildo still in the box, and it's a rather large visible box

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"My ex wife’s sister found the ex’s strapon behind the cushion on the sofa, my ex admitted to her sister that she pegged me "

She could have just admitted to it without the pegging confession

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

I once copied some dogging info into a WhatsApp message and sent it to our daughter

. We don't even go dogging which kind of made it worse

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