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Friend zone, I like it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Isn’t it great that on site with obvious sexual undertones, actually overtones, with pics of boobs, bums, fannies and willies; isn’t it great that we can also make some lovely friends and put aside the getting jiggy with it and just enjoy engaging with people we like.

I’m a friend zone pedestrian and proud of it.

I still fancy you though.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got no fwends

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’ll be your fwend

I was saying this to someone else yesterday! We see past the obvious debauchery and make friends….but as you say…there are still people I very much fancy

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol

from the acorns of friends grow the branches of the debauchery tree's.....we all need to start somewhere

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll be your fwend

I was saying this to someone else yesterday! We see past the obvious debauchery and make friends….but as you say…there are still people I very much fancy "

It’s ok to fancy friends though right.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
36 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"from the acorns of friends grow the branches of the debauchery tree's.....we all need to start somewhere "

Came here to say exactly this, but in a not so eloquent manner!

And Fiddles, you know you have fwends... who fancy you too

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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I really, really don't subscribe to the idea of a "friendzone".

I do, however, subscribe to the idea of not being an utter dick on threads so yes. I really love the friendships that have come about as a result of this erm, fuck site; much like you can find love anywhere, you can also find friendship.

Yay to friends.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"from the acorns of friends grow the branches of the debauchery tree's.....we all need to start somewhere

Came here to say exactly this, but in a not so eloquent manner!

And Fiddles, you know you have fwends... who fancy you too "

The bestest kind

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really, really don't subscribe to the idea of a "friendzone".

I do, however, subscribe to the idea of not being an utter dick on threads so yes. I really love the friendships that have come about as a result of this erm, fuck site; much like you can find love anywhere, you can also find friendship.

Yay to friends. "

Better put than I did, but I got to mention willies.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In the lyrics of the mighty Kenny Loggins:

‘Highway to the Friend Zone

Ride into the Friend Zone….’

Wait…..those weren’t the lyrics, were they…..?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I really, really don't subscribe to the idea of a "friendzone".

I do, however, subscribe to the idea of not being an utter dick on threads so yes. I really love the friendships that have come about as a result of this erm, fuck site; much like you can find love anywhere, you can also find friendship.

Yay to friends. "

Yeah I’ve nearly made better friends here then I would irl and the best thing with dickheads here all you have to do is hit the block button and they’re gone

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"I really, really don't subscribe to the idea of a "friendzone".

I do, however, subscribe to the idea of not being an utter dick on threads so yes. I really love the friendships that have come about as a result of this erm, fuck site; much like you can find love anywhere, you can also find friendship.

Yay to friends.

Better put than I did, but I got to mention willies. "

I mention the W words too often, it's nice to take a break from it.

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol


"from the acorns of friends grow the branches of the debauchery tree's.....we all need to start somewhere

Came here to say exactly this, but in a not so eloquent manner!

And Fiddles, you know you have fwends... who fancy you too "

can honestly say I never said anything eloquently in my life, nevermind in manners lol , so thank you

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By *heGateKeeperMan
36 weeks ago

Stratford

I like being there. Met some amazing people male and female I’d gladly have coffee or beers with and I’m grateful

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By *mmaleiaWoman
36 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I fancy your body fur flaunting pics fiddle, they’re ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something? "

Yes

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

I am a long time member of the friendzone.

I do on occasion travel to the other zone….

But mostly I’m “The Funny One”

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

We're all friends with potential benefits

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I fancy your body fur flaunting pics fiddle, they’re ooooft"

Oooofffting crikey oooffft.

I like your bum.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am a long time member of the friendzone.

I do on occasion travel to the other zone….

But mostly I’m “The Funny One”"

I’m the mildly irritating one.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Story of my life m8

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By *ortyairCouple
36 weeks ago

Wallasey

I'm your friend, you're lovely, Mrs x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm your friend, you're lovely, Mrs x"

You’re my lovely Mrs?

Oh, the difference a comma makes.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something?

Yes

"

I know. *cries

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
36 weeks ago

kent

I fancy the pants off most of my friends

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By *ortyairCouple
36 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I'm your friend, you're lovely, Mrs x

You’re my lovely Mrs?

Oh, the difference a comma makes. "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I fancy the pants off most of my friends "

Me too

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
36 weeks ago

South West London

Fuck being in the friend zone, if a woman you like isnt interested in you and she's seeing other men then really whats the point?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something? "

I thought you was here for the cream

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Isn’t it great that on site with obvious sexual undertones, actually overtones, with pics of boobs, bums, fannies and willies; isn’t it great that we can also make some lovely friends and put aside the getting jiggy with it and just enjoy engaging with people we like.

I’m a friend zone pedestrian and proud of it.

I still fancy you though. "

Oh i love a friends zone ... i find the one behind Asda with squishy marrows quite interesting

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Isn’t it great that on site with obvious sexual undertones, actually overtones, with pics of boobs, bums, fannies and willies; isn’t it great that we can also make some lovely friends and put aside the getting jiggy with it and just enjoy engaging with people we like.

I’m a friend zone pedestrian and proud of it.

I still fancy you though.

Oh i love a friends zone ... i find the one behind Asda with squishy marrows quite interesting "

It’s the best.

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol

I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’ve got no fwends "

Aww , x

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By *hristopherd999Man
36 weeks ago

Brentwood


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee "

Me too, I don't have any friends

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something? "

I usually end up friend zoned

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By *inx000Couple
36 weeks ago

Manchester

I've made so many friends on here some just online,some I meet outside just for a chat and go shopping doesn't always have to be about wanting to fuck each other which is what I love about fab

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something?

I usually end up friend zoned "

bet you end up more than friend zoned

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By *inx000Couple
36 weeks ago

Manchester


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee "

Did someone say cake?

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake? "

homemade as well.........

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well......... "

* looks up train to Bristol

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol "

i'll bake a special one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one "

Just for me ??

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By *inx000Couple
36 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *inx000Couple
36 weeks ago

Manchester


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one

Just for me ?? "

And me?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one

Just for me ??

And me?"

Meet you there ??

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I fancy lots of people that aren’t interested in me. The struggle.

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By *inx000Couple
36 weeks ago

Manchester


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one

Just for me ??

And me?

Meet you there ?? "

Absolutely better be worth our trip Matt

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one

Just for me ??

And me?

Meet you there ??

Absolutely better be worth our trip Matt "

Ooh cake and crumpet

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol


"I only here for the lemon drizzle cakes and coffee

Did someone say cake?

homemade as well.........

* looks up train to Bristol

i'll bake a special one

Just for me ??

And me?

Meet you there ?? "

i'll bake a big one for you both x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I like my friends zone...though its very, very small x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I like my friends zone...though its very, very small x"

What! Like my Willy.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I do find it quite strange, that I/we/mrs chat to naked people we’ve never met, almost on a daily, and not a hint of sex just day to day stuff, I’ve always like the weird things in life ( well only the weird things in a good way ) it suits me perfectly.

The mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've always aimed to make more friends on here than rack up numbers of people I've got jiggy with.

Just because I don't want to bump uglies with someone or them me, it doesn't mean they're not awesome people after all.

It's why I love group socials and clubs.

Life would be very dull if you only engaged with people you wanted to have sex with. And very disappointing too I suspect......

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"I like my friends zone...though its very, very small x

What! Like my Willy. "

From what I hear its not that small Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I like my friends zone...though its very, very small x

What! Like my Willy.

From what I hear its not that small Fiddles "

The bribes have been working then.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I seem to friend zone everyone, do I give the impression I’m not here for the sex or something?

I thought you was here for the cream "

I’ve got cream…. I can’t give it away!!!

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

I love having fab friends, made quite a few over the years.

Some I think "Phwoooaarrr" about, some I think "sshh you knob" in a nice way of course!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London


"Fuck being in the friend zone, if a woman you like isnt interested in you and she's seeing other men then really whats the point?"

Isn't the point that you are friends? Do you just blank every woman who doesn't want to have sex with you?

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Fuck being in the friend zone, if a woman you like isnt interested in you and she's seeing other men then really whats the point?"

Guess you don't have any female friends then??

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
36 weeks ago

South West London

Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I like having female friends. Also I’m never gonna shag the entire site, so, it’s nice to have a chat sometimes and nice to have a second opinion on some things too.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid "

Friends are friends. Regardless of gender.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Some people are incapable of being friends with the opposite sex. Others thrive in amazing friendships! x

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid "

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm ALWAYS in the friend zone... Its nice +safe

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By *r SproutMan
36 weeks ago

the middle


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one! "

Who do you know that’s like that then?

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By *tylebender03Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester

A friend with benefits zone is better

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By *heGateKeeperMan
36 weeks ago

Stratford


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one! "

Can you tell me who? Always after new pals

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Who do you know that’s like that then? "

Meet me at the pub and I'll tell you!

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Can you tell me who? Always after new pals "

As its you, I'll whisper it in your ear in person!

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By *r SproutMan
36 weeks ago

the middle


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Who do you know that’s like that then?

Meet me at the pub and I'll tell you! "

I’m not falling for that one again. Last time it cost me a load of drinks and some Mars bars

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
36 weeks ago

Merseyside

It’s sure is and the open sexual content of conversations is fun

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Who do you know that’s like that then?

Meet me at the pub and I'll tell you!

I’m not falling for that one again. Last time it cost me a load of drinks and some Mars bars"

I shared the chocolate, how dare you!

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By *r SproutMan
36 weeks ago

the middle


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Who do you know that’s like that then?

Meet me at the pub and I'll tell you!

I’m not falling for that one again. Last time it cost me a load of drinks and some Mars bars

I shared the chocolate, how dare you! "

Even more of a piss take then if you gave them away

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one!

Who do you know that’s like that then?

Meet me at the pub and I'll tell you!

I’m not falling for that one again. Last time it cost me a load of drinks and some Mars bars

I shared the chocolate, how dare you!

Even more of a piss take then if you gave them away "

Everyone was looking at the chocolate, I felt I had to offer! Ha ha

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Dont see any benefit in having a female friend I'm afraid

Some of us are fucking hilarious, and have the same dark sense of humour as the "lads" do!

Don't knock it until you have one! "

I'm just a pain in the arse. Make good cake though and have a vast supply of wine.

MrsAbz

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
36 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m not sure my friends want to do to me what I want to do to you fids

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm just a pain in the arse. Make good cake though and have a vast supply of wine. MrsAbz"

Also quite spectacular nipples, which you’re not afraid of sharing.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

On occasion I don't even get friendzoned sometimes I get filed under " not even worth bothering with " ...

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