FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts (yes, I'm looking at you, Misty... among others)... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is a needy wench too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Count me in. I think I get it.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You've never struck me as a needy wench OP

But I'm so in for this.

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By *rMonkeyMan
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"You've never struck me as a needy wench OP

But I'm so in for this."

We’re all complex creatures…

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Oh I'm in for this and very happy to be postie.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hey Tea Monkey. My naughty mate has an image of you, Jessica Grace, me, and him together. Apparently it throws up all kinds of possibilities.

Sounds like a jolly good game of monopoly to me

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36 weeks ago

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

will you tell Dee that I’d like to search the internet looking for unusual willies to share with her.

Sounds interesting

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'm in, happy to be postie too

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Hey Tea Monkey. My naughty mate has an image of you, Jessica Grace, me, and him together. Apparently it throws up all kinds of possibilities.

Sounds like a jolly good game of monopoly to me

Everyone likes a game of monopoly, right?

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"will you tell Dee that I’d like to search the internet looking for unusual willies to share with her.

Sounds interesting "

No need to search the internet. Just view new pics

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey Tea Monkey. My naughty mate has an image of you, Jessica Grace, me, and him together. Apparently it throws up all kinds of possibilities.

Sounds like a jolly good game of monopoly to me

Everyone likes a game of monopoly, right? "

Hopefully everyone passes Go.

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By *ryingitout19Man
36 weeks ago

Wales

Morning all! I’m in

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
36 weeks ago

wild west lothian

Oooh this sounds like fun

I’m in

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By *orny-DJMan
36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

Whoa

I’m a lovable perv

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By *emptme1993Man
36 weeks ago

manchester

I’m in

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

We're in, and happy to play Postie too

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By *igDickSubMan
36 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm in and happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’m shy. .. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’m in, happy to be a bestie too

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By *igDickSubMan
36 weeks ago

Liverpool

One for MRSMISTYPEAKS. You have an admirer who is misty dyed when looking at your peaks x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
36 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in...Will check back when I'm next on break

Tinder

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By *ittleRed18Woman
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I'm in for a little bit

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

Incoming for Tea Monkey from an absolute beauty. Oh, we're jealous of this one!

Please can you tell Tea Monkey that I am very much looking forward to all the 'firsts' with him. From the hello hugs to passionate Kisses, tender touches, tastes, moments, and orgasms.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
36 weeks ago

Stratford

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My sexy little mate has a message for MsWyld

Can you tell MsWyld that her new pictures have got me all hot under my waistband

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
36 weeks ago

wild west lothian

I have a message for tryingitout my friend says

I want to rip his shirt off and get down and dirty with him

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Incoming for Tea Monkey from an absolute beauty. Oh, we're jealous of this one!

Please can you tell Tea Monkey that I am very much looking forward to all the 'firsts' with him. From the hello hugs to passionate Kisses, tender touches, tastes, moments, and orgasms. "

Oh my!

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By *tephanjMan
36 weeks ago

Kettering

Oh I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m in but I’m on and off so may not post messages straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

EM. I certain gentleman has graffitied the wall near the paper shop to say -

‘Em has the most bitable bum on the Emerald Isle.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Happy for postie duties, I’m conscientious and won’t change the content of your message……… much

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Woody,

A rather sexy yet workshy deviant has asked me to pass this on.

Please let Woody know that he didn't seem very shy when I met him. He didn't seem to mind when I got him wet either

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us."

Awwww fiddles

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
36 weeks ago

Hell

I’m in and my postie shorts are on

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.

Awwww fiddles

Whaaat.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’m in and my postie shorts are on "

Take them off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.

Awwww fiddles

Whaaat.

I’ll send you some in April

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.

Awwww fiddles

Whaaat.

I’ll send you some in April

Do you think they’ll fit me?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on

Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.

Awwww fiddles

Whaaat.

I’ll send you some in April

Do you think they’ll fit me?

. Pics you plum

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My brand new mate has asked me to pass on the following

Misty Peaks, you look incredible in that picture with your green dress sitting on top of the laundry basket. It’s a shame your age range isn’t from 25, but I’ll be 26 next month!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

FIDDLES. - it's snack time, and a super fit girl was wondering if your fruit bowl was available for her to tuck into, as she’s hungry,…

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By *arminsideMan
36 weeks ago

Barnsley

I would be have no friends on here. Lol O the loneliness.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"FIDDLES. - it's snack time, and a super fit girl was wondering if your fruit bowl was available for her to tuck into, as she’s hungry,…

I’m always there to encourage healthy eating.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

MrsMistyPeaks, may I call you MP

A sexy as a sexy thing friend has asked me to remind you that you still haven’t sat on her face yet.

Mine neither for that matter.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Warminside

I’ve got a message from a lingerie clad lovely who asks me to pass this on.

Please can you tell _arminside that I’d very much like to be his friend and that I’d like to feel him _arminside

There’s an offer you can’t refuse.

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

I'm in - Boo

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

*dips toe in water.

Ok I'm in.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A friend has requested that I pass this coded missive on

Please tell Misty that she can have my battered old haggis anyday for a cut and blow.

*Battered haggis.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Another message from a friend…

For Little Red.

She owes me a shot for being second best. I'm coming to collect on the 13th.

Hmmm unlucky for some!

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

Listen up Fiddles! An absolute stunner wants you to know:

Grab your sandwiches and Uniform, you've pulled. Let's go on an adventure!

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
36 weeks ago

Hell

"I’m in and my postie shorts are on

Take them off

Do you mind, I’m delivering the Royal Mail here

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

I'm in

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

Room for a little un?

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

"EM. I certain gentleman has graffitied the wall near the paper shop to say -

‘Em has the most bitable bum on the Emerald Isle.

Probably not the most but it's squishy

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By *unseeker100Man
36 weeks ago

batley

I'll give it a go

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By *ryingitout19Man
36 weeks ago

Wales

"I have a message for tryingitout my friend says

I want to rip his shirt off and get down and dirty with him "

That sounds like a lot of Wednesday fun

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

Boo, this one's for you.

What’s the sexual equivalent of taking the match ball home after scoring a hat trick?

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By *valanche1001Man
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Love these threads, I’m in

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hey Mr Fox

Sexy lady says

Fab Mr Fox

Can I offer to help you with your Rugby Balls?

I'll keep them extra safe

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Warm inside you lucky bugger the ladies like you.

One in particular asks this

Can you please ask warm inside if he is able to suck two nipples at once while I ride his cock?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
36 weeks ago

Okehampton

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By *asisfan25Man
36 weeks ago

Essex

Im in

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m in

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cookie, hi gorgeous.

A dapper gent asks

That shirt is only good for being a cum rag, so I guess it’s a good thing there’s going to be a lot to clean up once I’ve finished perving on your bum

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By *jg83Man
36 weeks ago

BURNLEY

I'm in

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

"Boo, this one's for you.

What’s the sexual equivalent of taking the match ball home after scoring a hat trick?

I don't know much about football, but I think they get to ride the match ball owners face for hours as a souvenir?

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By *jg83Man
36 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Fiddlesticks this one's for you

Someone would like you to know that they would love to suck you for hours and taste your cum

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Woody,

A rather sexy yet workshy deviant has asked me to pass this on.

Please let Woody know that he didn't seem very shy when I met him. He didn't seem to mind when I got him wet either

Haha. We should have got a photo.

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Bristol

Boo, someone is secretly hoping the weather gets colder again and hopes they can use your amazing boobs as their ear muffs.

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

"Boo, someone is secretly hoping the weather gets colder again and hopes they can use your amazing boobs as their ear muffs.

Ear Muff service is avaliable all year round, just be prepared in the Summer months to unstick your own face from them.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

Not been in one of these for ages so I'm in

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Bristol

Not sure I’d be game for porn but if I did, I would hope it was with Aubrey Kate or Proxy Paige.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Hey Mr Fox

Sexy lady says

Fab Mr Fox

Can I offer to help you with your Rugby Balls?

I'll keep them extra safe

I need all the help I can get. They're hanging down by my knees

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By *r SproutMan
36 weeks ago

the middle

I see there are plenty of posties already so I’ll be in for some filth

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hey there General Kenobi, my rather delightful mate says

If I wear a Princess Leia outfit would you take me to the dark side?

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By *ze21secsMan
36 weeks ago

london

I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie, hi gorgeous.

A dapper gent asks

That shirt is only good for being a cum rag, so I guess it’s a good thing there’s going to be a lot to clean up once I’ve finished perving on your bum

Ahh that’s ok I’ll use it to gag you when we’re done

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

In.

Please note I currently fancy EVERYONE I’m stuck in horny overdrive.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

"Hey there General Kenobi, my rather delightful mate says

If I wear a Princess Leia outfit would you take me to the dark side?"

Normally I’d say yes but I knew young Leia as a child and it seems a little wrong

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sure I’m in

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm in x

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My very oooft-worthy mate has sent this through

Newcat I'd happily let you use my back like a scratching post while I grind on you

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"My very oooft-worthy mate has sent this through

Newcat I'd happily let you use my back like a scratching post while I grind on you"

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A message has arrived from my sexy mate

Message for:The Gatekeeper

I'm hungry

It's now lunchtime

How about I share my sweet dessert and you give me a Hatrick over the dinner table?

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Listen up Fiddles! An absolute stunner wants you to know:

Grab your sandwiches and Uniform, you've pulled. Let's go on an adventure!

Got my knapsack

We’re going on adventure.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Hello. I’m a bit late to this postie party but I’m very much in.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

INCOMING!

Mrs Rickshawed. My charming friend says he’s happy to come round to finish stripping and fill your crack.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
36 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm in x

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I actually had to do some work so a little late with this one.

A gorgeous girl has sent me this..

Message for:The Gatekeeper

I'm hungry

It's nearly lunchtime

How about a Hatrick over the dinner table?

You're in for a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If this continues I’m gonna get greedy

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places"

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Mrs Wyld

My very gorgeous friend would like you to know that it’s really lovely every time you pop up in a thread.

And he thinks that you’re rather really attractive too.

what a darling

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Brattybeau, this one's for you.

This charming man says that "I’d love a private viewing of her modelling her lingerie collection."

I wonder if he will also provide some inspiration...

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"INCOMING!

Mrs Rickshawed. My charming friend says he’s happy to come round to finish stripping and fill your crack.

I hope he's got plenty of poly filler available, my crevasse is deep

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Brattybeau, this one's for you.

This charming man says that "I’d love a private viewing of her modelling her lingerie collection."

I wonder if he will also provide some inspiration... "

I hope he finds the courage to message and ask

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

Best start scrolling up for a perve.....sorry....browse, I guess.

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Mrs Wyld

My very gorgeous friend would like you to know that it’s really lovely every time you pop up in a thread.

And he thinks that you’re rather really attractive too.

what a darling

Aww thank you

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in xx

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A friend just sent me this message

Please tell avalanche he's getting teabagged. Hard. Maximum dunkage.

I’m not sure whether that’s hot drink related or a promise

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very chatty friend has sent me this message;

Please tell Newcat that I would help to remove that transparent slug making its way over her body.

I would however need assistance with my balls, whilst I carried out this delicate procedure.

How can you turn that down?!

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By *iz78Woman
36 weeks ago

wirral

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Newcat

A very sexy and popular and top guy (no not me) has this message for you.

How lovely to see you posting again, it would be even nicer to see you posing for me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"A very chatty friend has sent me this message;

Please tell Newcat that I would help to remove that transparent slug making its way over her body.

I would however need assistance with my balls, whilst I carried out this delicate procedure.

How can you turn that down?! "

Me and the transparent slug (Devils tongue glass dildo I assume?) are exceedingly good friends.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

You can’t trust the post these days. Give it 3 working days then take your proof of postage to the office

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"Newcat

A very sexy and popular and top guy (no not me) has this message for you.

How lovely to see you posting again, it would be even nicer to see you posing for me"

Oh I say

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.

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By *att71Man
36 weeks ago

Bristol

i'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one

Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.

And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed......

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Newcat

A very sexy and popular and top guy (no not me) has this message for you.

How lovely to see you posting again, it would be even nicer to see you posing for me

Oh I say

I should add I’d like to see you posing for him too

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one

Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.

And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed......

It’s an absolute mystery as to who your friend could be…

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By *bi HaiveMan
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36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.

Ah. It seems it may have been located.

But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one

Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.

And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed......

It’s an absolute mystery as to who your friend could be… "

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Hi there. I'm in, not shy, happy to be postie. I won't beat around the bush.

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’ll post for you all. …

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour

You could sell tickets for that.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
36 weeks ago

North Angus

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour

I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

NEWCAT -

A gentleman wants to know if the luckiest guy in the world who took those snaps of yours that he’s printed out and stuck over his Look‘in posters in his wallfrom a child, has lost their boner yet?

Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour

I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for? "

Nothing to worry about, an arseful of thistles is all.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mrs Rickshawed

A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.

Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.

Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Mrs Rickshawed

A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.

Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.

Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there.

Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm not sure they'd all fit

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mrs Rickshawed

A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.

Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.

Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there.

Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm not sure they'd all fit

That’s not what G said.

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"NEWCAT -

Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........

Who says it was a man

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.

Ah. It seems it may have been located.

But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......

Happy Birthday month

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"NEWCAT -

Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........

Who says it was a man

Check. Mate.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.

Ah. It seems it may have been located.

But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......

Happy Birthday month

Thanks, although I'm more likely to celebrate a Tory election win than I am adding another digit these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"NEWCAT -

Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........

Who says it was a man

….. damn!…. You want to make him even harder? I feel sorry for him now, he’s definitely not answering the door tonight.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London

These are enjoyable. I'm in.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I think my postie has gone on strike.

*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....

Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.

Ah. It seems it may have been located.

But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......

Happy Birthday month

Thanks, although I'm more likely to celebrate a Tory election win than I am adding another digit these days...

That’s not factually correct…

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By *ewcatWoman
36 weeks ago

Berkshire

My gorgeous mate want to send a very subtle message to ScottishGuy

Please tell ScottishGuy that he’s a sexy muthafucka.

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
36 weeks ago

Reading

We’re in

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London

"My gorgeous mate want to send a very subtle message to ScottishGuy

Please tell ScottishGuy that he’s a sexy muthafucka.

I would subtly like to know who.

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Em - you're up

This sexy man says:

Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places

Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there

Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.

Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour

I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for?

Nothing to worry about, an arseful of thistles is all. "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

Did my postie even turn up for work today ??

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
36 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Did my postie even turn up for work today ??

There off gallivanting with ours most likely

Tinder

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"Did my postie even turn up for work today ??

There off gallivanting with ours most likely

Tinder"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Did my postie even turn up for work today ??

Maybe you should try again?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"Did my postie even turn up for work today ??

Maybe you should try again? "

In still

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

Are the postal services still open?

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By *ryingitout19Man
36 weeks ago

Wales

Back in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"Are the postal services still open?

Nah lol

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By *heGateKeeperMan
36 weeks ago

Stratford

Legs out and ready to walk off my dinner

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Back in for the evening shift

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By *asisfan25Man
36 weeks ago

Essex

"Back in for the evening shift

Good evening

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By *emptme1993Man
36 weeks ago

manchester

I’m back in and hoping

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Back in for the evening shift

Cookie, my mate fancies you.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Cookie, my mate fancies you."

And by ‘my mate’ I mean me.

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie, my mate fancies you.

And by ‘my mate’ I mean me."

I was just about to say you mean you don’t you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I was just about to say you mean you don’t you

I’m quick, me. Sometimes.

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I was just about to say you mean you don’t you

I’m quick, me. Sometimes."

Hey our 30 minute coffee social was a quickie

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

"I was just about to say you mean you don’t you

I’m quick, me. Sometimes."

I heard that rumour.....

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"I was just about to say you mean you don’t you

I’m quick, me. Sometimes.

I heard that rumour.....

Snigger

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By *ellroseWoman
36 weeks ago

Brum

Bit late……. But in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Hey our 30 minute coffee social was a quickie

With a happy ending too.

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By *MCMan
36 weeks ago

London/EA

Jesus I missed it again..

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

In before the postal strike.

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