FabSwingers.com forum: Dangerous Bear on the Attack

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

A dangerous killer bear has invaded a town in a Slovakian town and people have been warned to stay indoors until it is fatally shot by expert police marksman. The bear has attacked four people already and like any wild animal, once it tastes blood it just wants more like a Dracula bear. Let this be a lesson to these rewilding types. It's all over the news

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Are they not all dangerous killer bears, especially when hungry?

I mean really, does a bear shit in the woods?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"A dangerous killer bear has invaded a town in a Slovakian town and people have been warned to stay indoors until it is fatally shot by expert police marksman. The bear has attacked four people already and like any wild animal, once it tastes blood it just wants more like a Dracula bear. Let this be a lesson to these rewilding types. It's all over the news"

What does this have to do with “rewinding”?

Bears are a native species in Romania, not there as part of a rewilding initiative. Are there proposals to introduce wild bears in the UK?

One of your weaker efforts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weren't bears native here too?...

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Bring back bears

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Weren't bears native here too?..."

They were, died out in the Middle Ages, don’t think they ever did in Romania though.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Weren't bears native here too?...

They were, died out in the Middle Ages, don’t think they ever did in Romania though."

We had danni behr in the 1990’s

Don’t know what she’s up to these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we still have Bear Grylls... I think...

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

To be fair it's a risk you run for having your pic-a-nic basket out in the open in public

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bit of a Grizzly outcome

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"What does this have to do with “rewinding”? "

Nothing! You're mixing it up with "Blockbuster."

Gbat

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

There’s a member called bear_92 in Mitcham right now! Should I call for help?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

" Should I call for help? "

Depends what you want help with. Apparently he's rubbish with shelves.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we still have Bear Grylls... I think..."

Hence the saying "Does Bear Grylls drink his own piss"

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

" Should I call for help?

Depends what you want help with. Apparently he's rubbish with shelves.

Gbat "

Thanks for the heads up, I should have checked his veris

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Those koalas are vicious little bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is this relevant?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Reintroducing bears in the UK would certainly affect the dogging scene. And possibly the proliferation of traveller camps.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

They’ll shoot it dead

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Why is this relevant?"

Relevant to what? A forum?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Did you see the revenant with leo omg that bear wasn't happy?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Poor bear

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

north

The bear faced cheek of it.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No need to shoot it poor animal

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Should they try to net it or set a bear trap? Perhaps put the beast in a circus or use for medical research in China. Either way, the streets will be safer with one more bear taken off those same streets

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"No need to shoot it poor animal "

Just ask it nicely

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Should they try to net it or set a bear trap? Perhaps put the beast in a circus or use for medical research in China. Either way, the streets will be safer with one more bear taken off those same streets "

Put a uniform on it and let it keep the streets safe

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Thread bear.

*I'll see myself out...........

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