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"So this morning I think I probably disturbed the man in the car next to me at the lights. I finished eating my apple turnover whilst stuck in the traffic and ate a large flake of party from the top of my cleavage. I realise this is shameful behavior but it was an M&S Pastry! So my question dear fabbers is, what have you done lately that people probably shouldn't know about? " Far from being shameful behaviour, I'd be more upset if you hadn't fished it out and eaten it. Anyway......I was working from home and in a Teams meeting at work yesterday. I scratched my nose and somehow managed to dislodged the ball off my nose stud which fell off. My fat fingers couldn't screw it back on, so I replaced it with a small hoop I had handy. In hindsight, I should probably have turned my camera off whilst I was doing this. | |||
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"So this morning I think I probably disturbed the man in the car next to me at the lights. I finished eating my apple turnover whilst stuck in the traffic and ate a large flake of party from the top of my cleavage. I realise this is shameful behavior but it was an M&S Pastry! So my question dear fabbers is, what have you done lately that people probably shouldn't know about? Far from being shameful behaviour, I'd be more upset if you hadn't fished it out and eaten it. Anyway......I was working from home and in a Teams meeting at work yesterday. I scratched my nose and somehow managed to dislodged the ball off my nose stud which fell off. My fat fingers couldn't screw it back on, so I replaced it with a small hoop I had handy. In hindsight, I should probably have turned my camera off whilst I was doing this." 
Oh I miss teams calls. I bet no one said anything though | |||
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"He was probably just wishing he had got it out and fed it to you. " He looked a bit shocked! | |||
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"I have no shame "Clearly neither do I | |||
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"I don't think the gym dude who witnessed me retrieving a wedgie as I transferred from wheelchair to weights bench yesterday knew where to look!" Bless him! Had to happen though, those hurt | |||
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"Flakey pastry must be eaten from the cleavage! As is the rules. I like to do it without using my hands whilst making eye contact for extra effect "I was trying to be all dainty and lady like.. Next time I'll try your way though. Sounds much more fun! | |||
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"I don't think the gym dude who witnessed me retrieving a wedgie as I transferred from wheelchair to weights bench yesterday knew where to look! Bless him! Had to happen though, those hurt " Happens all the time when you're shuffling your bum from cushion to bench, in skin tight leggings | |||
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"Flakey pastry must be eaten from the cleavage! As is the rules. I like to do it without using my hands whilst making eye contact for extra effect "It's pastry glitter | |||
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"I have no shame "It’s a very good quality to have around me | |||
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Cue stunned silence for about ten seconds haha. And I couldn’t then mute myself as they’d have noticed the road noise disappear so I just stayed quiet | |||
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"I once dialled into a four hour Teams meeting from my phone while driving from Cumbria to Oxfordshire. I didn’t have a speaking part so just muted myself to prevent road noise etc. We took a break halfway through and I just happened to be passing the services, so i popped in for a hot chocolate. Restarted my journey and dialled back into the meeting. Chugged my hot chocolate and did a mahoosive belch. Of course I’d remembered to mute myself……
Cue stunned silence for about ten seconds haha. And I couldn’t then mute myself as they’d have noticed the road noise disappear so I just stayed quiet "Ha ha this is funny. I remember during covid being told to turn off my camera, as my face was saying too much! | |||
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