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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

A bedtime story to send me to sleep

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Theres a thread 7 pages back " have I been scammed" It's a ripper..

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By *he Vital SparkMan
36 weeks ago

Preston

Why not play some of that relaxing music off YouTube with the rain or waterfalls. Only if you don't have a weak bladder lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that."

No, I don’t trust them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Theres a thread 7 pages back " have I been scammed" It's a ripper.. "

Should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Why not play some of that relaxing music off YouTube with the rain or waterfalls. Only if you don't have a weak bladder lol"

Off for a wee

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them"

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?"

Nope. He is the OG Baaaaaaa(d) boy

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

Nope. He is the OG Baaaaaaa(d) boy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?"

I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.

Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.

I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

Once upon a time there was an insurance salesman called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Once upon a time there was an insurance salesman called Dave."

Ok ok it worked….no more please!!!

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.

Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.

I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead"

Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.

Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.

I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead

Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there?? "

They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.

Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.

I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead

Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??

They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow "

You can totally pull that look off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.

Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.

I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead

Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??

They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow

You can totally pull that look off! "

You better keep pulling those hairs off then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Ok thats enough internet for today

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.

No, I don’t trust them

What about Shaun the Sheep tho?

Nope. He is the OG Baaaaaaa(d) boy

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If you didn't like that then you'll hate my book.

"Ewe'll be sorry: 101 Welsh sheep jokes"

1 star, the Guardian. We feel fleece just looking at the cover

No rating The Times : crimes agains humour only exceeded by crimes against spelling

5 stars, The Aberystwyth free shopper: a Rip roaring collection of joke for parties, funerals or court appeals, get one for your gran and kids for Christmas! Adorable fluffy sheep keychain too!

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By *ris GrayMan
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Once upon a time their were 4 bears and they all lived in a wood a pervy guy was seen pulling his plonka out just once mind he was never seen again

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that."

That sounds like a rubbish bedtime book.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Timothy pope

Timothy pope

Takes a look through his telescope

He looks at the sky

He looks at the ground

He looks left and right

He looks all around

And what does he see ?

The mr

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

There once was a girl called Snow White. But she had been corrupted by her wicked stepmother and now all she could think about was getting gangbanged by the seven dwarfs and the big bad wolf with her friend Little Red Riding Hood….

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