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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

...what would it be?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know those pineapple like chunks you sometimes get in urinals?

Yeah….they’re not in fact pineapple chunks….trust me…..

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Don't do today what some other fucker can do tomorrow.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Don't do today what some other fucker can do tomorrow."

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"...what would it be?"

Monday is full of woes and wherefores.. Forget all your troubles.. Whistle a happy tune.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Don't eat yellow snow.

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

Don't put menthol crystals in your bath water when you have a cold... inhale them via a bowl of hot water separately... your genitals will thank you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

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By *ros40Man
36 weeks ago

Bedford

Don't climb trees

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked."

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Don’t piss on electric fences.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something."

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x"

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types..."

Thanks Foxy...I won't do that again...

Never admit to anything...

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By *ememberTheNameMan
36 weeks ago

barnsley


"You know those pineapple like chunks you sometimes get in urinals?

Yeah….they’re not in fact pineapple chunks….trust me….. "

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

There are always 3 sides to every story. His, hers and the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types..."

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us that do....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Always give 100% - unless you are donating blood

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies? "

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
36 weeks ago

plymouth

never let your left hand know what the right hand is doing..

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Go in with tongue asap.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"never let your left hand know what the right hand is doing.."

When you are about to use Deep Heat always take a piss beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong."

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today "

If they don't get ya...... the paranoia will!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today

If they don't get ya...... the paranoia will!"

It’s the flu! It’s sending me loopy

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By *estarossa.Woman
36 weeks ago

Flagrante

Who said That.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today "

Haha. NP. Hope you are enjoying the weather down there? It's glorious just up the road.

Better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today

If they don't get ya...... the paranoia will!"

Good one.

Train hard fight easy.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Noted!

Don’t fry bacon naked.

It's ok as long as there's no sausage...

Remember there are two kinds of people in this world (and fora)...

Those that have something to say and those that have to say something.

Great advice, Foxy.

Two ears and one mouth. Listen more, talk less x

Touche Willy.

Don't start a thread shouting out to Bet Lynch types...

I’m sorry, did I say something wrong? I didn’t realise it was a serious thread from the previous replies?

You've lost me. You've said nothing wrong.

I was getting the vibe that the replies under my OP were aimed at me. It’s ok. Take no notice, i’m a bit sensitive today

If they don't get ya...... the paranoia will!

It’s the flu! It’s sending me loopy "

You need to chill out, young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"If they don't get ya...... the paranoia will!

It’s the flu! It’s sending me loopy

You need to chill out, young lady "

I’ve finished hyperventilating now. Please carry on

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By *estarossa.Woman
36 weeks ago

Flagrante

If the going gets tough.

Go to bed.

Try again tomorrow.

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If the going gets tough.

Go to bed.

Try again tomorrow."

If it’s still tough.

Go to bed with me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If it starts to itch, go to the clinic

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"If it starts to itch, go to the clinic "

To get Head n Shoulders?

If your cock is red at the end. Before going to the doctors, check it's not lipstick.

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By *nkedmanMan
36 weeks ago

blandford

Opinions aren’t facts and facts aren’t opinions.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"If the going gets tough.

Go to bed.

Try again tomorrow.

If it’s still tough.

Go to bed with me. "

As long as you don't snore

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By *oodmessMan
36 weeks ago

yumsville

More body glitter between them cleavages

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