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By *quirrel! OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby

I hope you’ve all been to church today and confessed your sins!

Do share your weekly confessions my flock.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

It’s taken a long time to confess that lot. Sorry to anyone waiting behind me

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By *immyinreadingMan
36 weeks ago

henley on thames

Had a wank yesterday.

But I gave up wanking this morning

I never thought that I could

And I’m feeling better already

This time I’m off it for good

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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I can't. I shan't.

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By *immyinreadingMan
36 weeks ago

henley on thames


"It’s taken a long time to confess that lot. Sorry to anyone waiting behind me "

If I was behind you I would have even more to confess …

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

I confess I've done The Sex a few times this week and also that I've had impure thoughts about someone who is not my husband (as well as about my husband!)

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By *orny-DJMan
36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

You must be joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Wouldn't mind Charlotte joining us for a confessional

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

No confession in the denomination my parents briefly made me go to.

Thank er.. yes thankfully.

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By *hrek101Man
36 weeks ago

Herts

I confess I have eaten half my homemade cheesecake already

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I confess I have eaten half my homemade cheesecake already "

Homemade cheesecake!

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By *yrman57Man
36 weeks ago

Ayr

I took my vest off at the vestry

I was on the verge with the verger

The organist has a fine organ

Probably end up bashing the bishop

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I hope you’ve all been to church today and confessed your sins!

Do share your weekly confessions my flock. "

I decided at the age of 6 that religion wasn't for me when I was told that the stories about God in one book (bible) were true, but the stories about the Greek Gods in other books were not - even though they were way cooler.

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby

I confess - I’m an atheist! And I have unholy thoughts! lol

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By *avexxMan
36 weeks ago

cheshire

i had a wank but i shouldnt its against catholic relgion

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London

I opened and ate most of an Easter Egg I'd bought as a present. Epic failure of will power, but I am unrepentant.

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By *hrek101Man
36 weeks ago

Herts


"I confess I have eaten half my homemade cheesecake already

Homemade cheesecake! "

First effort, was bloody lovely, especially with a raspberry coulis. I'm mostly cheesecake at this point and I'm not even sorry. Happy to be eating cheesecake while surfing the lakes of fire in Hades

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"i had a wank but i shouldnt its against catholic relgion "

So did i. Let’s burn in hell together

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By *allen Angels CplCouple
36 weeks ago

North East leicestershire

We are not religious,and not regular church goers! I do have a fantasy about having sex in the church grounds or in a church itself xx

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By *avexxMan
36 weeks ago

cheshire


"i had a wank but i shouldnt its against catholic relgion

So did i. Let’s burn in hell together "
.. together

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By *inkyJMan
36 weeks ago

Watford

I’ve been good this week and only had 2 wanks

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I confess I have eaten half my homemade cheesecake already

Homemade cheesecake!

First effort, was bloody lovely, especially with a raspberry coulis. I'm mostly cheesecake at this point and I'm not even sorry. Happy to be eating cheesecake while surfing the lakes of fire in Hades "

Sounds awesome. I used to make some amazing cheesecake during lockdown. I made a mojito cheesecake with a raspberry mojito topping.

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By *xfordjohnMan
36 weeks ago

Oxford

Yes, I did go to church and I didn't confess any sexual sins since I don't regard consensual sex as a sin, so just the usual ones like swearing at other drivers, etc

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby


"Yes, I did go to church and I didn't confess any sexual sins since I don't regard consensual sex as a sin, so just the usual ones like swearing at other drivers, etc"

Potty mouth - 5 Hail Marys

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby


"i had a wank but i shouldnt its against catholic relgion

So did i. Let’s burn in hell together "

There was me thinking Misty was an angel x

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’ve got so much to confess

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By *ink vixenCouple
36 weeks ago

Medway

I encouraged my wife to be unfaithful so many times and oh boy did she enjoy it!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"i had a wank but i shouldnt its against catholic relgion

So did i. Let’s burn in hell together

There was me thinking Misty was an angel x"

Really?

My halo slipped around my ankles years ago

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By *ddie1966Man
36 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I so want to be a good member of the congregation, I go to confessional and make things up.

Here ends my confession..

Or is it ????

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Forgive me for I am a sinner. I'm logged into fab, not remotely horny, wearing fleecy pjs and have no interest in meeting now (or probably any time before June)

Apparently I'm supposed to be stockings clad and good to go because I'm online!

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I have work tomorrow and I'm watching the Beiderbecke Affair on dvd

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"I’ve got so much to confess"

Confess! Or be forever damned

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
36 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Forgive me my father for I have sinned.

I lied to my friends when I was late to meet them earlier, I told them I couldn’t find my car keys but I really needed a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I don't visit the Opposition get terrible blisters when I do

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By *ritladMan
36 weeks ago

Taunton


"Forgive me my father for I have sinned.

I lied to my friends when I was late to meet them earlier, I told them I couldn’t find my car keys but I really needed a wank. "

Me too!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
36 weeks ago

Willenhall

If you have only just started reading the Bible don't bother going to church at Easter...

...they'll only spoil the ending for you!

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