FabSwingers.com forum: I AM A SEXUAL ALPHA (not!!)

By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

So where you all at Fabbers - on the sexual spectrum?

Influenced by that classic line in the original Predator movie, " I am a sexual TYRANNOSAURUS!".

Serious answers only as per. Or not.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

I am a sexual succubus

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I am a sexual succubus"

Actually, that tracks.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I am a sexual succubus"

*stands up*

I’m a sexual succubus

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By *hrek101Man
36 weeks ago

Herts

Being a Leo I'm a sexual Lion, make love with my lioness, sleep, eat repeat

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By *elix SightedMan
36 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m the guy sitting at home minding his own business when someone off camera shouts “I like you!” And I look behind me (even though I’m at home alone) because they must mean someone else.

And then I nervously flirt by telling jokes until it gets to 11.55 and I know I have to make my move. So I steel myself and clumsily lean in for a kiss just as they reach for their drink. But they realise, take pity on me and lean in for a second go.

Then we have the best alpha sex ever invented.

Then I thank them, hand over their doggy bag, knock over a pot plant, apologise, tread on the dog, apologise, say something meant to be charming and funny but sounds weird and stalkerish and leave.

I’m well alpha innit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mu for Medusa

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By *edeWoman
36 weeks ago

the abyss

"I am a sexual succubus"

I've been called this too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

Fuck, Julie. This is brilliant. Like, one of my favourite posts I've read this weekend level of brilliant.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Agreed. That’s fucking beautiful Julie.

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I’m the guy sitting at home minding his own business when someone off camera shouts “I like you!” And I look behind me (even though I’m at home alone) because they must mean someone else.

Then we have the best alpha sex ever invented.

Then I thank them, hand over their doggy bag, knock over a pot plant, apologise, tread on the dog, apologise, say something meant to be charming and funny but sounds weird and stalkerish and leave.

I’m well alpha innit."

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

Almost poetic…stunning lol

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

Ooft.

I do like that. A lot.

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

Ooft.

I do like that. A lot.

We might have a winner already!!!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
36 weeks ago

Cheshire

So far down I drop out of the alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’m a sexual beta, I’m the test program.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm trying to be a decent human being but have a whore that resides within me, she has me get all dolled up and do all kinds of sexually explicit acts...!

She's a real task Master.

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By *ancelot1633Man
36 weeks ago

weybridge

Sexual Wookiee here, scary from a distance, soft on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

This is the best thing I’ve read on here in a while

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By *assConductorMan
36 weeks ago

the wild

I'm the Lisan al Gaib of kissing.

Well not really, but I do really like kissing.

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By *edeWoman
36 weeks ago

the abyss

"I am a sexual whirlpool aka a whoretex.

Whoretex for the win

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By *ea monkeyMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m a sexual rollercoaster set up in your town square; bumpy, disappointing, expensive and doesn’t last nearly long enough

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

"I’m a sexual rollercoaster set up in your town square; bumpy, disappointing, expensive and doesn’t last nearly long enough "

Now singing RHCP love rollercoaster. Not saying you're any of those things listed btw.

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I’m a sexual rollercoaster set up in your town square; bumpy, disappointing, expensive and doesn’t last nearly long enough

Now singing RHCP love rollercoaster. Not saying you're any of those things listed btw. "

Move it over dad cause I'm a double-dipper!

Upside down on the zip-zip-zipper!

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By *ea monkeyMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’m a sexual rollercoaster set up in your town square; bumpy, disappointing, expensive and doesn’t last nearly long enough

Now singing RHCP love rollercoaster. Not saying you're any of those things listed btw. "

Say what?

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

So anyone got anything better than whoretex?

A bit weak, but how about:

I am a local funpark: broken, battered, and no rides to enjoy

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

"I’m a sexual rollercoaster set up in your town square; bumpy, disappointing, expensive and doesn’t last nearly long enough

Now singing RHCP love rollercoaster. Not saying you're any of those things listed btw.

Say what? "

As in I'm not agreeing with what you said, just because of the earworm.

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