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By *r Analytic OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Nuneaton

You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

There's a fair few I've come across over 8 inches when I don't even seek bigger.

It's not an impossible goal on here by any means.

People can have whatever preferences they like. If it doesn't work out for them, they can adjust expectations or do without

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Other people's preferences are just that. Theirs.

If that's what they want then all good. I have my own preferences after all.

Whether it's age, size, shape, skin colour, kink or whatever - I don't feel I have the right to complain if I don't match what they're looking for.

It just means I'm not for them and they're not for me. Everyone gets to run their profile, meet who they choose and live their lives how they wish.

Less stressful. Less drama. Less to worry about all round.

I like seeing clear preferences displayed as it makes finding potential suitable company easier.

The only laughable thing I ever see is the use of the words 'genuine' on a profile or 'new' on one that's been here for years.

One means nothing and the other shows they don't ever update anything.

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By *enuine MikeMan
36 weeks ago

Guildford

Profiles that have an unrealistic quota on who or what they're looking for make me laugh.

They seek athletic, gym fit, no beards, smooth body as they hate hair, well endowed, can go all night, huge cummers and are repeaters.

You then look at their veris and nobody they've met, is anywhere remotely close to what they say they are looking for.

It's like asking for Arnold Schwarzenegger and getting Ron Jeremy.

So why bother writing unrealistic crap in the first place?

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By *naswingdressWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find people telling people what they will and won't like, with anatomy they don't even have, pretty laughable.

How do you know what most women will find uncomfortable? And even if it's true, how does that reflect on women who presumably know their vagina better than you know their vagina?

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By *naswingdressWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Profiles that have an unrealistic quota on who or what they're looking for make me laugh.

They seek athletic, gym fit, no beards, smooth body as they hate hair, well endowed, can go all night, huge cummers and are repeaters.

You then look at their veris and nobody they've met, is anywhere remotely close to what they say they are looking for.

It's like asking for Arnold Schwarzenegger and getting Ron Jeremy.

So why bother writing unrealistic crap in the first place?"

Fab is a place for aspiration and fantasy. "If you don't ask you don't get" and all of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Other people's preferences are just that. Theirs.

If that's what they want then all good. I have my own preferences after all.

Whether it's age, size, shape, skin colour, kink or whatever - I don't feel I have the right to complain if I don't match what they're looking for.

It just means I'm not for them and they're not for me. Everyone gets to run their profile, meet who they choose and live their lives how they wish.

Less stressful. Less drama. Less to worry about all round.

I like seeing clear preferences displayed as it makes finding potential suitable company easier.

The only laughable thing I ever see is the use of the words 'genuine' on a profile or 'new' on one that's been here for years.

One means nothing and the other shows they don't ever update anything. "

This op. This.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them? "

Over 8 inch here. Women only find it uncomfortable if you don’t know how to use what you’ve been given.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them?

Over 8 inch here. Women only find it uncomfortable if you don’t know how to use what you’ve been given. "

Goes for any size cock.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
36 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Ah, the old "You must have a bucket fanny if you like big dicks" thing.

If you don't have what they're looking for, move on to the next.

Some of us just enjoy playing with bigger dicks. Hubby is 8" and personally, I just enjoy having something big in my hands and mouth and enjoy the pleasure/pain aspect that comes with a bigger/thicker cock, and I haven't struggled to find that on here.

Try not to let it get you down so much. x

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By *naswingdressWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Other people's preferences are just that. Theirs.

If that's what they want then all good. I have my own preferences after all.

Whether it's age, size, shape, skin colour, kink or whatever - I don't feel I have the right to complain if I don't match what they're looking for.

It just means I'm not for them and they're not for me. Everyone gets to run their profile, meet who they choose and live their lives how they wish.

Less stressful. Less drama. Less to worry about all round.

I like seeing clear preferences displayed as it makes finding potential suitable company easier.

The only laughable thing I ever see is the use of the words 'genuine' on a profile or 'new' on one that's been here for years.

One means nothing and the other shows they don't ever update anything. "

(joke incoming)

Wait, you mean that £14.99 "genuine" medal ExampleUser sold me was a fake? Shit. I've been conned. Goddamn it

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
36 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them?

Over 8 inch here. Women only find it uncomfortable if you don’t know how to use what you’ve been given. "

This.

Foreplay and know how to use it. x

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester


"You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them? "

Have you asked most women if they find above seven inches uncomfortable?

Babies can come out of there, getting a big penis in will be no problem if they’re turned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Each to their own op.

Really how is a traffic cone going to be of use other than as a road tool not sex tool.

Remembers time if being over the top of alcohol and my friend was dancing round the cones.

Women have small vaginas. It can tear if used incorrectly. No matter what size. Sex after all should be pleasure. Not ram it in. Smash it..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm pretty sure people can find what they like and if that's 8" and over then that's fine.

If you don't have what they want then you just aren't suitable - move on.

People can ask for their preferences.

Maybe I shouldn't ask for smaller because the average is 5" and many of the population won't be smaller than that - oh wait no one moans at smaller requests!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"You all must agree reading peoples profiles can get alittle intressing and funny from time to time.

But when you say you must be bigger than 8 inch and you have to prove it, it makes me laugh so hard.

In the UK 5.17 inch is the average and most woman find anything over 7inch uncomfortable.

So men if your bigger than 5.17 inch well done your above average.

Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

My advice would be get yourself a big dildo or walk outside and get a traffic cone.

So what other things do you find laughable on other people's profiles when you read them?

Over 8 inch here. Women only find it uncomfortable if you don’t know how to use what you’ve been given.

This.

Foreplay and know how to use it. x"

100%

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Other people's preferences are just that. Theirs.

If that's what they want then all good. I have my own preferences after all.

Whether it's age, size, shape, skin colour, kink or whatever - I don't feel I have the right to complain if I don't match what they're looking for.

It just means I'm not for them and they're not for me. Everyone gets to run their profile, meet who they choose and live their lives how they wish.

Less stressful. Less drama. Less to worry about all round.

I like seeing clear preferences displayed as it makes finding potential suitable company easier.

The only laughable thing I ever see is the use of the words 'genuine' on a profile or 'new' on one that's been here for years.

One means nothing and the other shows they don't ever update anything.

(joke incoming)

Wait, you mean that £14.99 "genuine" medal ExampleUser sold me was a fake? Shit. I've been conned. Goddamn it "

It's like buying something labelled 'reproduction antique' and expecting it to be old......

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm well over 8 inches, measured from the tip to some area 3 miles behind me.

Looking at profiles, you can tell in most cases most aren't measuring correctly. They're usually the ones with profile names like "hungbull89" or "vwerick"

But yeah, in some cases some are absolute goliaths. *Penis envy*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Central

Let people be comfortable with exploring Fab for what they want.

When you don't match, and it's really clear, be happy that they make your job easier. .

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham


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Ladies if your looking for 8inch or more then looking for a needle and the haystack.

"

To be fair that’s a pretty big needle and in general the larger the needle then the easier it is to find. It’s usually the smaller needles that get overlooked in the haystack because you can’t tell them from the chaff.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Having preferences and looking for those who meet them is quite reasonable really.

Use it as a filter OP, you know you aren't a match for them so you can move on and find someone better suited - who likes you/your type and you like them.

No need to stress or be upset. Life is short, live and let live

MrsAbz

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’ll read that and move on as I’m average. Not worth bothering over, it’s simply a preference expressed.

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