FabSwingers.com forum: If I slide my hands up your top?

By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

Crumbs

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By *amieXLMan
37 weeks ago

chester

Grapes x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
37 weeks ago

North West

The Lost Gardens of Heligan.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Two balloons filled with angel delight.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Schrödinger’s cat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

*Sad trombone*

^^^That sound

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By *edeWoman
37 weeks ago

the abyss

Pancakes

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Schrödinger’s cat."

But is it there??

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By *estarossa.Woman
37 weeks ago

Flagrante

A chinese finger puzzle

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By *ickshawedCouple
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

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By *hubs101Man
37 weeks ago

West Midlands

3 day old kippers

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit"

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs.

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By *lynJMan
37 weeks ago

Morden

"Schrödinger’s cat.

But is it there??"

Yes

And no.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Mouse traps lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs."

I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker

I *can* promise you a laugh if you let me get that close.

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By *RWoodyCouple
37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

A hairy chest.

J x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Ten Chinese finger traps, ready and waiting.

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By *sWyldWoman
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Snacks

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Snacks "

Delish

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton

Hopefully you'll find my mind.

I lost that a long time ago!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

"3 day old kippers"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

My marbles... I lost them quite some time ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

Hopefully my car keys

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
37 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Kate Middleton

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By *orny IrishMan
37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

A pair of DD boobs.

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By *orny IrishMan
37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Kate Middleton "

Can I pop along and have a look there.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Lord Lucan

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
37 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Kate Middleton

Can I pop along and have a look there.

I’ve got a 100% genuine, not edited photo somewhere …

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By *orny IrishMan
37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Kate Middleton

Can I pop along and have a look there.

I’ve got a 100% genuine, not edited photo somewhere … "

You will have to send it to me in dm.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

B cup peaks

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By *quirrel!Man
37 weeks ago

Nearby

Mr 3rd nipple, or nubbin as it’s affectionately known!

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
37 weeks ago

redditch

"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs.

I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker

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. I have the wrigerler lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Lord Lucan and Shergar

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By *anManCoolMan
37 weeks ago

Camborne

Strawberry Trifle

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Blackbeards treasure

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By *ddkkk91Man
37 weeks ago

fife

Hair

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By *entBarryUKMan
37 weeks ago

Ashford

Waffle Crumbs

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By *elix SightedMan
37 weeks ago

Cloud 8

An eye wash station

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Blackbeards treasure

A wooden spoon?

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
37 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Two old fashion bike horns.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Blackbeards treasure

A wooden spoon?

Bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Two old fashion bike horns. "

Honk honk

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Two old fashion bike horns. "

I laughed way too much at this 1 hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

My nubbin

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The Great Pyramid of Giza next to an old tent lol

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands

A didgeridoo

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home

A hurly

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By *ascaIMan
37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My St Christopher

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A didgeridoo"

Can you tell what it is yet!?

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands

"A didgeridoo

Can you tell what it is yet!?

Yeah, I didn't think that one through did I?!?

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By *ife NinjaMan
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A honed body

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By *ddie1966Man
37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Another top. To be sure , to be sure......

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
37 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Half a kebab, two man tent and a mig Welder

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By *exySenseiCouple
37 weeks ago

"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

Unless you had my permission, you'd find I punch hard from the left.

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By *ddie1966Man
37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A third nipple..

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By *ddie1966Man
37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Half a kebab, two man tent and a mig Welder

I'll take the Mig Welder.

Keep the tent. Already got one in my trousers

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
37 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later

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By *hoirCouple
37 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Crumbs

That's a wrong answer?

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By *hoirCouple
37 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

Coffee stains

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By *rystalsswingCouple
37 weeks ago

Galway

"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

A bloody nose

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By *iscean_dreamMan
37 weeks ago

Llanelli

2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps "

Lol

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By *ddie1966Man
37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later

I'll pop over tomorrow and we'll have a rummage together

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary

Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

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By *ophie199Couple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

My massive, firm tits

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Always the chance of popcorn in the cleavage

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Always the chance of popcorn in the cleavage

Tasty treats

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Top...hat

My magician's rabbit

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By *inkylipsWoman
36 weeks ago

Debauchery

A rat trap

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By *ax19862002Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Kate Middleton

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By *jg83Man
36 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Winning lottery ticket

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By *ameisnawtyMan
36 weeks ago

anywhere

A horny woman lol

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By *inxy777Woman
36 weeks ago

essex

"Kate Middleton "

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By *ez669Man
36 weeks ago

East Kilbride

bullseye special prize

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By *jg83Man
36 weeks ago

BURNLEY

"bullseye special prize"

Speedboat for someone that lives in Bolton haha loved that show haha

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later

I'll pop over tomorrow and we'll have a rummage together

Sounds good, I'll get the kettle on, there maybe a packet of chocolate covered hob nobs lurking about up there

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Some of these answers hahaha

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Mouse traps and barbed wire

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

2 frozen chickens

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

And a sausage?

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By *bonybucksMan
36 weeks ago

High Wycombe

A rug

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

And a sausage? "

I mean sometimes there's a sausage too

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By *oomerangbobMan
36 weeks ago

stanhope

Weetabix

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By *hubs101Man
36 weeks ago

West Midlands

Probably a handful of dog hair! They're moulting like mad at the mo

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

And a sausage?

I mean sometimes there's a sausage too

I knew it

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
36 weeks ago

District 13

Last weeks breakfast bits

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By *estmids71Man
36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A blanket blank cheque book and pen

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The true meaning of disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Oh you wanted wrong answers

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
36 weeks ago

edinburgh

A signed copy of ‘fly fishing’ by JR Hartley. K

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The mitchell brothers heads

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By *alcon77Man
36 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

The meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The Holy Grail (aka Challice)

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By *alcon77Man
36 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

The jabberwocky

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The fish that have disappeared from my pond

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"The true meaning of disappointment. "

Thats definitely a wrong answer.

There's certainly no disappointment up there

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Mouse traps and barbed wire

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By *avexxMan
36 weeks ago

cheshire

a pair of man tits

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The lost city of Atlantis. I've been keeping it's whereabouts a secret for a long while

shhhh!

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By *entBarryUKMan
36 weeks ago

Ashford

"Two old fashion bike horns. "

I laughed out loud at this.

Honk! Honk!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A piece of christmas cake I am saving for easter! lol

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By *olden RatioWoman
36 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

A couple of Yorkshire puddings (it is a Sunday, after all).

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

An old chess board & half eaten sausage roll

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By *ez669Man
36 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Leather corner sofa

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By *eyond PurityCouple
36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

C’s bra as she hardly wears them…why not I thought

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By *orphia2003Woman
36 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Dusty bin.

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By *awsCouple
36 weeks ago

banbury

Badger

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By *essiCouple
36 weeks ago

suffolk

Melted chocolate and a birth mark..

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Thor and Loki

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
36 weeks ago

Basingstoke

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
36 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Tumblewee'd

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

You'll find yourself with a slapped cheek you saucy man!

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Hahaha pmsl

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