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"Anyone like to empty them for me? Yeah I know it’s a big ask, and a seven hour flight, But I read on this very website, that if you don’t ask you don’t get… So I thought I’d just put it out there" Is this a niche sex thing? | |||
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"Is this a niche sex thing?" I hope not because I've got the butter, sage, onion and the poultry shears ready. | |||
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"Anyone like to empty them for me? Yeah I know it’s a big ask, and a seven hour flight, But I read on this very website, that if you don’t ask you don’t get… So I thought I’d just put it out there Is this a niche sex thing?" Just a pet name for my goodie bag | |||
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"Just a pet name for my goodie bag" In that case you'll probably be relieved to hear I've now put the poultry shears away. I just need to work out where I'm going to shove all the stuffing now. | |||
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"Just a pet name for my goodie bag In that case you'll probably be relieved to hear I've now put the poultry shears away. I just need to work out where I'm going to shove all the stuffing now." You’ll be fine, there’s no shortage here of people who love to be filled and stretched. But back to my poor swollen chickens…. | |||
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"Mine are that full it hurts haha think it's time I cracked my own eggs an made an omelette "It’s a sorry state of affairs isn’t it I have to start harvesting our own crops….. Come on ladies! lend us poor guys a hand, Preferably with a good dollop of lube in your palm | |||
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"As you leave departures, look for the guard wearing brown brogues. Tell him, "The weather is most inclement for the time of year, is it not, comrade?". His reply should be, "Let us hope it is not the same in Moscow." If the call and response is correct, he will lead you. Follow him. Your chickens will be emptied. Pay no heed to the screams next door. Those are having their chickens refuelled." Sounds very dangerous like I might accidentally end up in the labour party or something. These bad boys are bursting but I have limits… | |||
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"I'd offer but you'd need to come to Edinburgh " There’s no direct flights. 
KLM do a one stop via Shnipol that’s 10 hours, I fear they will burst before then…. | |||
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"I’m on my way OP, a friend in need and all that
Stay strong till I get there "Thank-you. The least you could you after sending me pics of you and your gorgeous red haired friend …. in part the swelling is your fault….. | |||
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