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fabs best bum of the winter (cont)

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By *oxes OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

This is to continue the other 2 main threads. The original thread is now closed due to be too full.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1569003

And the other one is near to being full

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1574145

This competition is too find the best bum on Fab this winter.

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By *oxes OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

These current pools (heats) are about to end next week starting from Sunday. The winners will go through to the next round to compete on the category final.

Defined pool1

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576984

Big pool 1

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576955

Phat pool 1

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576941#last

Round pool1

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576827

These ladies will join the individuals who qualified from the other pool in the 2nd round (category final).

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By *oxes OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Thankyou for everyone's patience in following the multiple (voting) threads on the forums. I realise it is a long competition (I have been informed longer than miss world and miss boobs realm)

The popularity of the competition has taken me a back.

I shall endeavour to get more results out next week for the pool qualifiers as well as a list of those who have qualified. The big bum pool 1 qualifier finishes tomorrow and I will get that out Monday.

Good luck and I hope everyone is enjoying the competition thus far.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

All are invalid my bum isn’t in any off them

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By *oxes OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"All are invalid my bum isn’t in any off them"

If it is popular enough Natalie we will do a TV/TS competition next summer. If we can get enough people (at least 5) then we will put one on.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"All are invalid my bum isn’t in any off them

If it is popular enough Natalie we will do a TV/TS competition next summer. If we can get enough people (at least 5) then we will put one on. "

I am only playing around and jokeing

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Results (womens)

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1st Tinder (from BehindHerEyes)

2nd Grind (from Grindandbump)

3rd HotWife (from Married_West_end_couple)

LittlemistressK

_________________[promotion]

4th Cheaky (from FreakyandCheeky)

5th Mrs (from MrandMrsJones69)

Tinder (from BehindHerEyes) 16%

Grind (from Grindandbump) 11%

HotWife (from Married_West_end_couple), LittlemistressK 10%

Cheaky (from FreakyandCheeky) 9.5%

Mrs (from MrandMrsJones69) 7.5%

Congratulations to Tinder for winning this pool and congratulations to SJ those who have qualified for the category final. Thankyou everyone who has played in the big bum category. And I wish you all the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"All are invalid my bum isn’t in any off them"

You can sit on my face anytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Thanks very much to everyone who voted for me

Well done Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Well done the Harry525 and Joebeans who have made it to the grandfinal as joint winners of the big bum category for men.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Thank-you to all that voted for me

Some tough competition in the next round though

Tinder x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
40 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Well done all you gorgeous folk with fabulous bums and well done Tinder!!

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By *otwife and Him 69Couple
40 weeks ago

Preston

Is it too late to enter xx

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Is it too late to enter xx"

Nearly 1 month too late.

I can put you on a potential list for the summer competition.

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By *otwife and Him 69Couple
40 weeks ago

Preston


"Is it too late to enter xx

Nearly 1 month too late.

I can put you on a potential list for the summer competition. "

Haha go for it lol

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Qualifiers round 2 ( women) [thus far]

—----------------------------------

Big Bum Final

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.Tinder (from BehindHerEyes) [winner of 2024 Pool1]

. Grind (from Grindandbump)

. HotWife (from Married_West_end_couple)

.LittlemistressK

. Fuck Meat (From LisaSlutFace) [winner of 2024 Pool2]

. Missyeauxbleaus

. Ginger (from Ginger Spice Bomb)

[Big bum category final

[category final starts 24/03/23]

Phat ass Final

—----------------

. Mrs P (from MrandMrsP) [Qualified from winning 2023 grandfinal]

____________

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[Voting ends tomorrow pool1]

[Voting ends next week pool2]

[Category final starts Monday next week in Lounge]

Defined Bum Final

—----------------

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. Blondehotwife87 [winner of pool2]

. Kinkeylips

. CS (From CS-Cardiffians)

. Gymbum [Defined bum winner 2023]

[Voting pool1 ends 21/03/24]

[Category final starts Monday next week in swingers chat forum]

Pert Bum Final

. Minx000 [Winner of pool 1]

. CandSfab [2023 Pert Bum Winner]

. Beyondpurity

. Penelopeblack

. BellaG11

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___________

___________

___________

[Voting pool2 finishes next week]

Round Bum Final

—----------------

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____________

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[Voting pool1 ends 21/03/24]

[Voting pool2 end next week]

Key

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_____= TBA

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
40 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Results (womens)

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1st Tinder (from BehindHerEyes)

2nd Grind (from Grindandbump)

3rd HotWife (from Married_West_end_couple)

LittlemistressK

_________________[promotion]

4th Cheaky (from FreakyandCheeky)

5th Mrs (from MrandMrsJones69)

Tinder (from BehindHerEyes) 16%

Grind (from Grindandbump) 11%

HotWife (from Married_West_end_couple), LittlemistressK 10%

Cheaky (from FreakyandCheeky) 9.5%

Mrs (from MrandMrsJones69) 7.5%

Congratulations to Tinder for winning this pool and congratulations to SJ those who have qualified for the category final. Thankyou everyone who has played in the big bum category. And I wish you all the best. "

Thanks for the votes guys and congrats to the winner x

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

So I had a quick preliminary tally and out of the 11 contenders 9 are in contention of qualification. But only the top 3 can be promoted to the category final.

It's incredibly tight ATM.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576941

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal."

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

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By *ou only live onceMan
40 weeks ago

London


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse" "

Buns. Of. Steel.

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse" "

Me, lard arse

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
40 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse" "

Could crack a nut in those buns!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Buns. Of. Steel."

He knows

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Me, lard arse "

Says the guy who hasn't even a hip thrust!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse" "

Hey nothing wrong with a big bum

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Could crack a nut in those buns!"

Now there's a Fab video idea!

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Me, lard arse

Says the guy who hasn't even a hip thrust!"

You've got the perfect arse...

...for an office job

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Me, lard arse

Says the guy who hasn't even seen a hip thrust!

You've got the perfect arse...

...for an office job"

The projection is real with this one

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Me, lard arse

Says the guy who hasn't even seen a hip thrust!

You've got the perfect arse...

...for an office job

The projection is real with this one"

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse" "

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

Could crack a nut in those buns!

Now there's a Fab video idea! "

There was a yt trend of being bursting mellons with their thighs.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!"

It sure is..

Joe Beans and the giant peach(y) bum

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

It sure is..

Joe Beans and the giant peach(y) bum "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!"

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment "

It depends what James thinks.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment "

It is nom nom

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment "

Course it is Joe, I've got nothing but compliments for your peachy butt!

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment

Course it is Joe, I've got nothing but compliments for your peachy butt! "

Daizy did vote for you Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Congratulations to Joebeans and Harry525 for reaching the grandfinal.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed it's in the big bum category. Fuck me, who looks at that peach you could bounce a pound coin off and just won't quit and thinks "Yeah, that's a big arse"

It's a big peach of an arse Joe!

I'm confused as to whether that's a compliment

Course it is Joe, I've got nothing but compliments for your peachy butt! "

Well that helps a bit I guess

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By *all me missWoman
40 weeks ago

South Wales

Mine of course

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Mens grandfinal

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. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

Some spectacular bottoms there

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By *ake2891Man
40 weeks ago

cork

Lovely bottoms here

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Mrs P finds out tomorrow who are the first set of ladies she will face in the phat ass category fish.

Voting for pool1 ends today

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576941#last

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

So today MrsP Gibbs out the first group of ladies who will be joining her in the phat category final (round 2), from pool1.

it was close with only 4 votes separating 1st from 3rd.

1st=preytothefaries

SpankingNorfolk

Funseekers24

2nd=Arse007 17%

3rd Sexy black Jen

Derbyshirecouple 10%

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By *r TriomanMan
40 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Thankyou for everyone's patience in following the multiple (voting) threads on the forums. I realise it is a long competition (I have been informed longer than miss world and miss boobs realm)

The popularity of the competition has taken me a back.

I shall endeavour to get more results out next week for the pool qualifiers as well as a list of those who have qualified. The big bum pool 1 qualifier finishes tomorrow and I will get that out Monday.

Good luck and I hope everyone is enjoying the competition thus far.

"

Shame that there isn't a category for the most freckled bum; am I being a bit cheeky (pun intended) by say I'd easily win?

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Thankyou for everyone's patience in following the multiple (voting) threads on the forums. I realise it is a long competition (I have been informed longer than miss world and miss boobs realm)

The popularity of the competition has taken me a back.

I shall endeavour to get more results out next week for the pool qualifiers as well as a list of those who have qualified. The big bum pool 1 qualifier finishes tomorrow and I will get that out Monday.

Good luck and I hope everyone is enjoying the competition thus far.

Shame that there isn't a category for the most freckled bum; am I being a bit cheeky (pun intended) by say I'd easily win?"

Tro' do you want me to add you to a provisional list for the summers competition?

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By *umagain58Man
40 weeks ago

London

Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure"

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?

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By *umagain58Man
40 weeks ago

London


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?"

Fair enough. I had some great verified meets and enjoyed all of the ladies ass. Would seem rude to say who best but I do have a fav

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?

Fair enough. I had some great verified meets and enjoyed all of the ladies ass. Would seem rude to say who best but I do have a fav"

Final question out of curiosity how are you finding the competition so far?

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By *umagain58Man
40 weeks ago

London


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?

Fair enough. I had some great verified meets and enjoyed all of the ladies ass. Would seem rude to say who best but I do have a fav

Final question out of curiosity how are you finding the competition so far?"

It’s not a competition for me. It’s about the enjoyment and fun you can have. I have seen all types over the years and some on here would be horrid to some. Should not as they lovely people enjoying and providing fun for others. Sorry if misunderstood

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?

Fair enough. I had some great verified meets and enjoyed all of the ladies ass. Would seem rude to say who best but I do have a fav

Final question out of curiosity how are you finding the competition so far?

It’s not a competition for me. It’s about the enjoyment and fun you can have. I have seen all types over the years and some on here would be horrid to some. Should not as they lovely people enjoying and providing fun for others. Sorry if misunderstood "

That's a lovely sentiment although I meant how are you finding this 'best bum on fab competition'?

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By *umagain58Man
40 weeks ago

London


"Mine has to be a single I met at party. Sri Lankan beauty. Bit on big size and nice and firm. Not on here sadly but that is probably good as she would get too many guys hassling her am sure

Out of this competition who has an arse you like?

Fair enough. I had some great verified meets and enjoyed all of the ladies ass. Would seem rude to say who best but I do have a fav

Final question out of curiosity how are you finding the competition so far?

It’s not a competition for me. It’s about the enjoyment and fun you can have. I have seen all types over the years and some on here would be horrid to some. Should not as they lovely people enjoying and providing fun for others. Sorry if misunderstood

That's a lovely sentiment although I meant how are you finding this 'best bum on fab competition'?"

Oh I see! Yes got me looking at some lovely ones. Nice treat. Sorry

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By *r TriomanMan
40 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Thankyou for everyone's patience in following the multiple (voting) threads on the forums. I realise it is a long competition (I have been informed longer than miss world and miss boobs realm)

The popularity of the competition has taken me a back.

I shall endeavour to get more results out next week for the pool qualifiers as well as a list of those who have qualified. The big bum pool 1 qualifier finishes tomorrow and I will get that out Monday.

Good luck and I hope everyone is enjoying the competition thus far.

Shame that there isn't a category for the most freckled bum; am I being a bit cheeky (pun intended) by say I'd easily win?

Tro' do you want me to add you to a provisional list for the summers competition?"

Go on then Boxes, that's very kind of you.

By the way, my winter entry would be pretty much the same although, my white bits would be whiter and there maybe an icicle or two involved.

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

There is currently one more pool who ate looking to qualify for the category final in the Phat ass category.

If you want to vote for them then check out this link.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/games/1582415

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The last of the defined bum qualifiers were today.

1st = Lovelybum

2nd = F (From Wifewantsmore777

Seducing Em

3rd = Yongblondehotwife

B (From Sandb69)

I wish them the best of luck in the defined ass category final.

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By *alalilly4uTV/TS
40 weeks ago

stratford upon avon

well i nominate errrr myself lala xxx

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Defined Bum Final (category finalists) list of qualifiers.

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. Lovelybum [2024 pool1 winner]

. F (From Wifewantsmore777) [2023 defined bum winner]

. Seducing Em

. Yongblondehotwife

. B (From Sandb69) [defined bum winner 2033]

. Blondehotwife87 [winner of pool2]

. Kinkeylips

. CS (From CS-Cardiffians)

. Gymbum [Defined bum winner 2023]

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Sorry I should add that the defined competition 2nd round starts Tuesday.

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

We have got two peachy pools finishing this weekend.

Pert Bum pool2

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1581963

And round bum pool1

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1576827

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

Oh thank you

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By *oxes OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The results are coming in thick and fast.

Here are the results of the round booty competition pool1 of the qualiis

1st = littlenissbella69

2nd = beethehotwife

3rd = justforfun121

Dirtpair12355

Congratulations to all who participated and well done to those who qualified.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
40 weeks ago

Norwichish

Thank you for the message about getting through to the next round from Best Phat Ass Round 1 Pool 1

We and my Phat Ass are very happy to be part of this.

xx

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

I had quite a few messages and coments from people trying to enter late into the competition especially in the pert category. This might be because they either missed the original main thread or have missed the comments above them.

Instead of answering each message and commitment individually I am going to write a statement here.

Unfortunately entries to the best bum of winter competition closed last month on February 25th. We have had over 190 female entries and a large proportion of male entries. Most of whom have made sure that they have met the entry requirements. They have also been campaigning for a month now and we are about to start round 2 soon so it would be unfair to enter anyone new into the competition at this late stage.

What I can do is put anyone on a provisional list for the summer competition. Providing they meet entry requirements in August.

I hope that clears things up.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Best big bum competition (round 2) starts tomorrow.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Pert final (round 2)

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Minx000 [Winner of pool 1]

. CandSfab [2023 Pert Bum Winner]

. Beyondpurity

. Penelopeblack

. BellaG11

. Cici_Rox (from thefoofuckers)

. Blondehotwife87

. M (from Sharetheluv1)

. EvaS

. Occasionallover

. H (from loglegcouple)

Good luck ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

You're a boob man aren't you op?

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple
39 weeks ago

torbay

Shame my Mrs wasn't entered xx

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"You're a boob man aren't you op?

"

I am yes

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The 2nd round is underway and the first 2nd round is the big bum category final this one is dry to go wish so don't blink. With one c of the pools finishing in 25 hours.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1587704

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
39 weeks ago

Bradford


"Well done all you gorgeous folk with fabulous bums and well done Tinder!! "

You got my vote. I think your beautiful from head to toe

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Wiggle Wiggle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
39 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I think the final of the big was won within the first few hours....the rest of us are just the support act (apart from missyb)

Only a few voting spaces on the thread left

Tinder

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By *all me missWoman
39 weeks ago

South Wales

Mine of course

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

[Removed by poster at 26/03/24 07:26:26]

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The best big bum category final has come to an end.

I will count the results and post the results in the coming days. Although I think from just looking at the poll thread there is one obvious outright winner going through the grand final.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"The best big bum category final has come to an end.

I will count the results and post the results in the coming days. Although I think from just looking at the poll thread there is one obvious outright winner going through the grand final. "

I don’t think you need to count them Boxes

Thank you for the competition though. It’s been fun! maybe I’ll enter again next time.

P.s I hope you’re getting a reward too!

Well done Fuck Meat

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The pert bum category final is underway today.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1588010

The defined bum category final will start tomorrow.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"The best big bum category final has come to an end.

I will count the results and post the results in the coming days. Although I think from just looking at the poll thread there is one obvious outright winner going through the grand final.

I don’t think you need to count them Boxes

Thank you for the competition though. It’s been fun! maybe I’ll enter again next time.

P.s I hope you’re getting a reward too!

Well done Fuck Meat "

Your welcome on im lad you enjoyed it.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The results for the best big bum category final are in

Grindandbump 2.3%

Gingerspicebomb 4.6%

Littlemistress 10%

Behindhereyes & married_West_end_couple 6.4%

Missyeauxbleaus 16.3%

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LisaSlutFace 58%

congratulations to Lisa she has made it as the first lady this year into the grandfinal. She also has broken her own record for most votes by obtaining 100 exactly.

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
39 weeks ago

Solihull

Thank you x

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton


"The results for the best big bum category final are in

Grindandbump 2.3%

Gingerspicebomb 4.6%

Littlemistress 10%

Behindhereyes & married_West_end_couple 6.4%

Missyeauxbleaus 16.3%

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LisaSlutFace 58%

congratulations to Lisa she has made it as the first lady this year into the grandfinal. She also has broken her own record for most votes by obtaining 100 exactly.

"

Oh my goodness thank you all who voted for me .. congratulations Lisa! Very well deserved xx

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"

Thank you x"

Congrats Lisa!! Smashed that one out of the park

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
39 weeks ago

Solihull


"

Thank you x

Congrats Lisa!! Smashed that one out of the park "

Honestly I'm flattered. I wasn't expecting that amount of votes especially when their reward was a tic-tac and a wink

I think if yohr profile wasn't hidden it would have been a different story

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
39 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Congrats to Lisa and Thank-you to those who voted for me

Tinder

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The category final for most defined booty has started.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1588319#last

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Results for pool2 of the round booty

1st = skyblue1878

2nd = Rdwne_n_rse

3rd = Welshcouple18

Thebootyandthebeast

Orgasmicchemistry

Congratulations and welldone everyone who took part and congratulations for skye on topping another round.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"The results for the best big bum category final are in

Grindandbump 2.3%

Gingerspicebomb 4.6%

Littlemistress 10%

Behindhereyes & married_West_end_couple 6.4%

Missyeauxbleaus 16.3%

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LisaSlutFace 58%

congratulations to Lisa she has made it as the first lady this year into the grandfinal. She also has broken her own record for most votes by obtaining 100 exactly.

"

Well done everyone, especially Lisa - you absolutely smashed it x

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Here will be the list of the phat final

Phat

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preytothefaries

SpankingNorfolk

Funseekers24

Arse007

Sexy black Jen

Quacksplat

Lady C

Mrs P

Ruby Star

Teasluts

SpicyCurvyWife

Pinkthong92

Scarlottvixenandthestagg

Thankyou Mrs P for your patience. I shall get this competition going tomorrow.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Happy Easter everyone.

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The best phat ass competition is under way

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589208

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
39 weeks ago

Glasgow


"The results for the best big bum category final are in

Grindandbump 2.3%

Gingerspicebomb 4.6%

Littlemistress 10%

Behindhereyes & married_West_end_couple 6.4%

Missyeauxbleaus 16.3%

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LisaSlutFace 58%

congratulations to Lisa she has made it as the first lady this year into the grandfinal. She also has broken her own record for most votes by obtaining 100 exactly.

"

Thanks for the votes x

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By *oxes OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Im going to get the voting thread for round booty category final up and running on Monday

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By *oxes OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The final category final this one for thouse with round booties is up kicking.

I had to make a few adjustments as two ladies had withdrawan from the competition.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589696

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By *oxes OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

I will get the pert bun final results up asap.

In the mean time there is The

Round booty:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589696

Defined:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1588319

And the phat:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589208

Still going on

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I looked, I thought I was reading the Oscars acceptance speeches by mistake.

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in. "

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum "
A load of asses^

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By *oxes OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The pert bum final results are in:

1st MINX000

2nd Penelopeblack

3rd H (from loglegcouple)

Congratulations to Minx000 for getting through to the grandfinal there she joins Lisaslutface.

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
37 weeks ago

Solihull

My girl minxy!!!

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"The pert bum final results are in:

1st MINX000

2nd Penelopeblack

3rd H (from loglegcouple)

Congratulations to Minx000 for getting through to the grandfinal there she joins Lisaslutface. "

Wow!Amazing Thank you to everyone that voted for me so far means a lot

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"My girl minxy!!! "

Grand finals my girl

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum "

It's a hollow victory

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory"

Why? You have a lovely bum x

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"My girl minxy!!!

Grand finals my girl "

Whoop!

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By *ularliWoman
37 weeks ago

Worcester


"The pert bum final results are in:

1st MINX000

2nd Penelopeblack

3rd H (from loglegcouple)

Congratulations to Minx000 for getting through to the grandfinal there she joins Lisaslutface.

Wow!Amazing Thank you to everyone that voted for me so far means a lot "

You have a great bum

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"The pert bum final results are in:

1st MINX000

2nd Penelopeblack

3rd H (from loglegcouple)

Congratulations to Minx000 for getting through to the grandfinal there she joins Lisaslutface.

Wow!Amazing Thank you to everyone that voted for me so far means a lot

You have a great bum "

Thank you as do you

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x"

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!"

I may just have to go and refresh my memory

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!"

Perfect peachy ass Joe congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!

I may just have to go and refresh my memory "

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!

Perfect peachy ass Joe congrats "

That's more like it! and congrats on your win too

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!

Perfect peachy ass Joe congrats

That's more like it! and congrats on your win too "

Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!! "

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

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By *onglegcoupleCouple
37 weeks ago

manchester

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass "

Something with a lot of stretch Joe

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Mens grandfinal

---------------

. Logan (from willowandlogan)[won 2023 grandfinal]

. c (from kezandC) [won 2023 grandfinal]

. Willy Idol (won defined bum 2024)

. Harry2525 (won big booty 2024)

. Joebeans (won big booty 2024)

The grand final will take place when all category final results are in.

Congratulations Joe on winning biggest bum

It's a hollow victory

Why? You have a lovely bum x

Y'know what, yeah, I do. It's not a fucking big one though!

Perfect peachy ass Joe congrats

That's more like it! and congrats on your win too "

Why thank you

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass "

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

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By *quirrel!Man
37 weeks ago

Nearby

Bum’s out! Don’t zoom, it might be hairy!

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester

Congrats again to you also Willy for winning best defined bum.Well deserved

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Something with a lot of stretch Joe"

It's why joggers are the best for everything

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Congrats again to you also Willy for winning best defined bum.Well deserved "

Thank you, Minx.

I feel honoured to be rubbing shoulders with the BIG hitters like Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Congrats again to you also Willy for winning best defined bum.Well deserved

Thank you, Minx.

I feel honoured to be rubbing shoulders with the BIG hitters like Joe"

Who did you bribe?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Alreeeett

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Congrats again to you also Willy for winning best defined bum.Well deserved

Thank you, Minx.

I feel honoured to be rubbing shoulders with the BIG hitters like Joe

Who did you bribe?"

Who didn't I bribe

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit "

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!"

I'm used to it, Joe. With a defined arse it's like sitting on concrete. It's a curse if anything

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I'm used to it, Joe. With a defined arse it's like sitting on concrete. It's a curse if anything "

Well I suppose that's what happens when you've never seen a squat rack in your life

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!"

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I'm used to it, Joe. With a defined arse it's like sitting on concrete. It's a curse if anything

Well I suppose that's what happens when you've never seen a squat rack in your life"

Ouch!

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J"

Me too J can I join you

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you "

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you "

Yes please!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB"

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

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By *ustyDawnWoman
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

Been told my butt is one of my best assets

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position "

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!"

Just roll with it

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

Just roll with it "

I'm along for the ride

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas

Nice winter bums everyone

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Nice winter bums everyone "

Right back at you, Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Nice winter bums everyone "

Think you'd be a contender for the Summer edition

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"Nice winter bums everyone

Think you'd be a contender for the Summer edition "

Only if you lather my peach in spf so it dont burn in the summer sun

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Nice winter bums everyone

Think you'd be a contender for the Summer edition

Only if you lather my peach in spf so it dont burn in the summer sun "

Spaff?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Nice winter bums everyone

Think you'd be a contender for the Summer edition

Only if you lather my peach in spf so it dont burn in the summer sun "

I'll make sure I'm thorough. If a job is worth doing after all...

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

Just roll with it

I'm along for the ride "

Did I miss the spanking

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

Just roll with it

I'm along for the ride

Did I miss the spanking "

No, he's too busy rubbing sunblock in currently

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

Just roll with it

I'm along for the ride

Did I miss the spanking

No, he's too busy rubbing sunblock in currently "

Sorry to disturb the party

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By *inx000Couple
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Omg omg have you wrote your acceptance speech? Got your winning outfit ready? Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!

I've got the speech ready but need to sort my outfit. Need to find some trousers that can fit over my big ass

Embrace it, Joe. You'll always have somewhere comfy to sit

Sitting won't be comfy for you if you continue with the snark!

I would like to watch this spanking.

J

Me too J can I join you

My belt is at the ready. Give the ladies what they want, JB

Go on then, assume that definied ass in position

I don't know what's happening here but I like it!

Just roll with it

I'm along for the ride

Did I miss the spanking

No, he's too busy rubbing sunblock in currently "

Oohh I'll take a seat then

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By *riannaCDTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Bham

Some sexy bums on this thread x

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The defined and phat categories voting end in 48 hours.

Defined:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1588319

Phat:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1588010

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Will get the men's grandfinal thread live next week.

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Congratulations to MRs P for getting though to her second grandfinal after winning the phat ass competition for the 2nd year in a row.

She will meet Fuuckmeat abd Minx000 in the grandfinal

The results for the defined bun will be made avalable shortly.

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Congratulations to lovelybum, Gymbum who will move on as fabs most defined booty, representing them in the grandfinal.

They will meet LisaSlutFace, _inx000 and MrsP in the grand final.

On another note the men's grandfinal is currently running and there is one now womens category final on for round bums.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Congratulations ladies! You all have fantastic bums and well deserved finalists

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Is anyone running a book on the finals?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Is anyone running a book on the finals? "

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Is anyone running a book on the finals?

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches. "

Is that a new bra and knicker set?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Is anyone running a book on the finals?

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches.

Is that a new bra and knicker set?"

That's not sticking to the tone of the thread woody.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Is anyone running a book on the finals?

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches.

Is that a new bra and knicker set?

That's not sticking to the tone of the thread woody. "

Haha. I never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Is anyone running a book on the finals?

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches. "

*Asseptance speeches

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"Is anyone running a book on the finals?

I'm just here for the acceptance speeches.

*Asseptance speeches"

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Narstor: This is a story about survival of the fittest and a struggle that is love... Only hinting it's a story about who has the best looking ass.

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By *oxes OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Here are the current womens grandfinalists so far.

. LisaSlutFace (best big bum winner Winter 2024)

. Minx000 (best pert bum winner winter 2024)

. MrsP (best phat ass Winner Winter 2024)

. GymbumX (winner of the best defined bum winter 2024)

. Lovelybum (winner of the best defined bum winter 2024)

. Round Booty winner (still in competition. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589696 )

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By *oxes OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Will get the grand final out Monday.

Note. May need to make another new main page as we are near the magic175 limit on this thread.

In the mean time here is the fab round booty competition.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589696

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By *oxes OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Sought change of plans I will get grandfinal thread up tuesdsy if not Wednesday.

In the mean the round bum final is underway. The winner of that will meet the other category final winners in the grandfinal.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1589696

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By *oxes OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1595923#top

The new main thread as this thread is getting full.

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By *oxes OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The results are in congratulations to littlemissbella69 for getting through to the grandfinal.

1st littlemissbella69 29.9%

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2nd Skyeblue1878

Wifey (from Welshcouple18)

3rd Mrs [now known as Blonde] (From DARKBlonde)

N (from Rdwne_n_rse)

4th booty (from the bootyandthebeast)

H (from orgasmicchemistry)

5th Kitten puppy (from Dirtypair12355)

Once again congratulations to littlemissbella69 and thankyou all who participated in the competition either as nominations or who voted.

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By *oxes OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

The final is currently underway for the women's.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1596129

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
35 weeks ago

Solihull

Good luck everyone it's an honour to be alongside some great bums!!

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By *inx000Couple
35 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *inx000Couple
35 weeks ago

Manchester


"Good luck everyone it's an honour to be alongside some great bums!!"

Best of luck my girl

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By *inx000Couple
35 weeks ago

Manchester

Good luck to all my fellow finalists..honoured to be competing against some amazing bums

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
35 weeks ago

Solihull


"Good luck everyone it's an honour to be alongside some great bums!!

Best of luck my girl "

We're both winners already

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