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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

J

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m off the scale, sent about 10 WhatsApp messages today and 3 new conversations on here , I reckon I’m ovulating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But this one, goes to 11, that's 1 louder

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By *tormingJimCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Around a 9, soon be 10 lol

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
over a year ago

halifax


"We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

J"

Certainly hovering around the 9 mark at the moment. It is almost the weekend!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

10! Not had sex since August and it's getting to the point I'm almost climbing the walls haha.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L

10 - I’ve been reading the thread about dry humping!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C’s gone away with work for 5 days - she’s been gone a day and I’m starting to climb the wall…

I’ll go 8…it’s more, but it’s only going to get harder (oo-er)

K

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

I would say about a 6 and a good fuck would be lovely

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By *ustard cream200001Man
over a year ago

Brough/ Hull.

Lol I like that

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By *damxxMan
over a year ago

London

6 and rising

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

6/7, I’m at work so reserved

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The longer I don't get to cum, the higher up the scale I get.

... I'm currently a 1...

(!)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m riddled with cold/man flu/lurgy which has decimated my drives

A lowly 2.5 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 and rising

Anything else will tip me over the edge

I think I’m going to have to go play with my wand soon !!!

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

I haven't had sex in quite a while but, my current horn level is probably about 3.

I'm just a bit too sad and tired to be ultra horny right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good 10.9 at present

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I was about an 8 but after Nora’s latest thread I’m now about 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0-1, but that’s why I’m back, to try and awaken my libido again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the level of a stallion being introduced to the mares for breeding?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Erm… about 1 currently

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh hai cocksnob.

It's complicated. It's high, narwhal horn high but I'm trying to remember I'm not a s*ave to my libido and I can resist rather tempting offers. I think. Will probably fail tomorrow.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

J"

A decided 7. Manageable but a little bit annoying

Will get that sorted later

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was 6.5 and now solid 8...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid 8.5 at my desk

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A solid 12, feel like if someone touched me right I would cum instantly!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

9 and even for me this is ridiculous today

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By *ir kinkyMan
over a year ago

munster

6.9 and rising

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

It was alright, but then I've just seen crotchless knickers and it's reaffirmed my thinking they do fuck all for me.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

A solid 11 for both of us. Walked in on Vixen having a wank earlier and I keep gravitating back to Fab for perving purposes. Roll on this evening

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By *xbabyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

-10

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

12 out of 10

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Currently higher than the Euromillions jackpot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 9, edged for quite a while this afternoon

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By *ileyandOhCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

"

He wrote that didn't he...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's up there, like wayyy up there

(my horn level, not an object you sickos )

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By *ustJ69Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Off the fucking scales.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Raging.

Not even had a sniff in 3 days.

The mr

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

10 even though I have sex everyday with a LTR

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

I reckon I’ll go for a toad, plus it matches my bloating levels atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's up there, like wayyy up there

(my horn level, not an object you sickos ) "

Maybe you should change that haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Raging.

Not even had a sniff in 3 days.

The mr "

Congrats on your wedding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind 8

My body 0

They are fighting to take control

A Solomonic 4

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By *ileyandOhCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

He wrote that didn't he..."

Haha nope, I think I was having a bit of a positive rant. Like it's great but I'm bloody knackered.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I own a bugle. I don't know how much horn that is on any kind of scale? They're not that big I guess?

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By *ipper12Man
over a year ago

Lanchester

Currently an 8!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. And I need to wait a week

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

About an 8

Hoping hubby isn't tired this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me "

Lucky you!

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Bubbling at about 9, wouldn't take much to push me past 10 right now,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me

Lucky you!"

I'm definitely not complaining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A constant 10, 24 hours a day

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

42

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

12

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

About a 7.5 right now.

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By *ustAnotherMan
over a year ago

brumish

About a resting 6. Hard to feel horny when you've been the dentist

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Simmering 8 I'd say, wouldn't take much to make it rise tbh

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.5

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By *obby3264Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Coming up quickly to 7.

Just met the new housemates gf..

Oh dear two 22 yr olds …

my filthy minds

Running away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 9.5

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says "

Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.

I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.

J

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says "

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion.......

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

4 could do with a fuck

.but can't be arsed to go.looking lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion....... "

Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.

I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.

J"

Good nights sleep then a yummy steak baguette tomorrow and you'll be right as rain

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2 "

Lol

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Add 3 and 6 together then times it by 4 that is my horn level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m somewhere between a 8 and 12

Having had to medically abstain since the beginning of feb… I’ve had some rather strong urges and desires to fornicate

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion.......

Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends "

He still owes me a dog.......

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Two .

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Definitely 9 as I'm hoping something good is going to happen tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 2 at a push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m off the scale, sent about 10 WhatsApp messages today and 3 new conversations on here , I reckon I’m ovulating. "

This is far too accurate for me on ovulation week…gained a snort laugh from me for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certain bits are a 10

But I’m also exhausted.

I could happily lie back & take it. Go to sleep. Then actually join in for round 2

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"Certain bits are a 10

But I’m also exhausted.

I could happily lie back & take it. Go to sleep. Then actually join in for round 2 "

Mine was a 2 - now a 10!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well I was at a 7 but thinky dirty thoughts have put me at 11.235

MrsAbz

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By *heshireman50Man
over a year ago

Chester

A frustrated 11 for me!

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've been everywhere from 1-10 over the last few days. Currently about 6. The thoughts are there for sure but I'm also very tired

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"I've been everywhere from 1-10 over the last few days. Currently about 6. The thoughts are there for sure but I'm also very tired "

I’ll take your 6 and raise you 4!

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By *obby3264Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

10 plus today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By *andT2023Couple
over a year ago

in the middle

A 7.5 so far ...time yet

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

At least a 1000/10

I just had surgery and not a single one of my playmates knows what gentle is. Im pretty sure it’s a faux pas to go back to a surgeon saying you broke his hard work because you were really horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rising from 5 this morning. Currently on 8!! It's gonna build

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or 4 but goes up to a 9-10 when I’m in the mood

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hey Pimpo, how's your horn level today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently progressing

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey Pimpo, how's your horn level today?"

Honestly, it's around 5 to 6 at the moment but could easily go either way.

J

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

1

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By *entleswinger69Man
over a year ago

exeter

100 at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permanently knackered this time of year so a 1 .. and this site used to get me going but sadly not so much these days. Can't wait for the spring weather to kick in .. that definitely helps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculous today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now "

Statements like that are not helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a 4 as tired plus. Turned down an ex yesterday so spent a good 2 hours edging

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now "

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

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By *evonFbsCouple
over a year ago

Devon

-1 !!!

It was J's 50th weekend so i have been ridden hard and put away wet

4 big sessions over 4 days

Toasted now for a few days

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Way off the scale

And it will get worse till Thursday, Friday I’ll be smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2 "

Same as it was here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm at the bottom of a sandpit in the Sahara.

It's from being utterly exhausted for 3 days.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Having a rest this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5 "

I took you from 0 to -1.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5 "

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x"

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Having a rest this week. "

I read up the thread after that. Maybe a 7 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am! "

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7. Maybe 7.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count? "

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count? "

You sure know the way to a man’s heart

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By *orkshirecutcockMan
over a year ago

blackburn

10, I turned around too fast and broke the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh"

Do I look like George Michael?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh

Do I look like George Michael? "

No, your beard is far more superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna hang up my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to couple

Sent pic good wank

Feck it was good may have a meet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna hang up my pants "

As in never wearing them again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna hang up my pants "

Yep on my door handle anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna hang up my pants "

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Watford

If I had to I’d go with Arooga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna hang up my pants

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers "

its that lederhosen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna hang up my pants

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers

its that lederhosen "

Don’t tell everyone about my dressing up box

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5 "

Whoops!! Sorry Midnight, that was definitely a hyphen and my grand gesture has gone awry

You took me from 0 to 1.5

Get the pants back out! Then take them off.

Nicely this time, we can do without the lasso and “Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww”. You’re better than that x

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

8

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

About a 9 right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.would have to be this is spinal tap

Amp volume 11. If you know you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting better. 9

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

Feeling pretty horny, who can take me to a 10?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-1

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

It's been a solid 7 recently with occasional 8's and 6's depending on mood. It'll rise though as things hot up.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment..."

I'm with you. I peaked at 2 this morning. It's going down slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 8 at moment building up to blow at 10 soon.....

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

0

Probably negative 10 right now.

J

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m getting over my man flu and my horn is rising steadily.

I’d estimate it to be a recovering 5

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By *ungLewisMan
over a year ago

West of Exeter

I tens to hover around a 6 or 7.. with occasional peaks and troughs

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment...

I'm with you. I peaked at 2 this morning. It's going down slowly."

If you really were with me I think I'd score much higher on the scale

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