FabSwingers.com forum: What's your horn level?

By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

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By *rHotNottsMan
48 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m off the scale, sent about 10 WhatsApp messages today and 3 new conversations on here , I reckon I’m ovulating.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

But this one, goes to 11, that's 1 louder

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By *tormingJimCouple
48 weeks ago

bradford

Around a 9, soon be 10 lol

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
48 weeks ago

halifax

"We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

Certainly hovering around the 9 mark at the moment. It is almost the weekend!

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By *reative-mindMan
48 weeks ago

Exeter

10! Not had sex since August and it's getting to the point I'm almost climbing the walls haha.

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By *quirrel!Man
48 weeks ago

10 - I’ve been reading the thread about dry humping!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

C’s gone away with work for 5 days - she’s been gone a day and I’m starting to climb the wall…

I’ll go 8…it’s more, but it’s only going to get harder (oo-er)

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By *orbidden eastMan
48 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would say about a 6 and a good fuck would be lovely

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By *ustard cream200001Man
48 weeks ago

Brough

Lol I like that

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By *damxxMan
48 weeks ago

London

6 and rising

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By *mmaleiaWoman
48 weeks ago

Trowbridge

6/7, I’m at work so reserved

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The longer I don't get to cum, the higher up the scale I get.

... I'm currently a 1...

(!)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m riddled with cold/man flu/lurgy which has decimated my drives

A lowly 2.5 here

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

10 and rising

Anything else will tip me over the edge

I think I’m going to have to go play with my wand soon !!!

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By *rill PhilMan
48 weeks ago

Crediton

I haven't had sex in quite a while but, my current horn level is probably about 3.

I'm just a bit too sad and tired to be ultra horny right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

A good 10.9 at present

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By *valanche1001Man
48 weeks ago

Leeds

I was about an 8 but after Nora’s latest thread I’m now about 14

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By *onkeynutWoman
48 weeks ago

somewhere

0-1, but that’s why I’m back, to try and awaken my libido again

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

What's the level of a stallion being introduced to the mares for breeding?

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By *ea monkeyMan
48 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Erm… about 1 currently

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By *eliWoman
48 weeks ago

Oh hai cocksnob.

It's complicated. It's high, narwhal horn high but I'm trying to remember I'm not a s*ave to my libido and I can resist rather tempting offers. I think. Will probably fail tomorrow.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"We've not had this for ages!

0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's

10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.

A decided 7. Manageable but a little bit annoying

Will get that sorted later

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By *ddkkk91Man
48 weeks ago

fife

Was 6.5 and now solid 8...

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

A solid 8.5 at my desk

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By *estarossa.Woman
48 weeks ago

Flagrante

A solid 12, feel like if someone touched me right I would cum instantly!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
48 weeks ago

North Angus

9 and even for me this is ridiculous today

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By *ir kinkyMan
48 weeks ago

munster

6.9 and rising

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By *oodmessMan
48 weeks ago

yumsville

It was alright, but then I've just seen crotchless knickers and it's reaffirmed my thinking they do fuck all for me.

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By *irty-pairCouple
48 weeks ago

Essex

A solid 11 for both of us. Walked in on Vixen having a wank earlier and I keep gravitating back to Fab for perving purposes. Roll on this evening

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By *xbabyxxxWoman
48 weeks ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

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By *arialoueWoman
48 weeks ago

bradford

-10

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

12 out of 10

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By *ily WhiteWoman
48 weeks ago

Currently higher than the Euromillions jackpot!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

About a 9, edged for quite a while this afternoon

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By *ileyandOhCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

He wrote that didn't he...

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By *educing_EmCouple
48 weeks ago

Tipperary

It's up there, like wayyy up there

(my horn level, not an object you sickos

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By *ustJ69Man
48 weeks ago

Warrington

Off the fucking scales.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

Raging.

Not even had a sniff in 3 days.

The mr

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By *lueDressWoman
48 weeks ago

Bath

10 even though I have sex everyday with a LTR

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
48 weeks ago

Wherever

I reckon I’ll go for a toad, plus it matches my bloating levels atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"It's up there, like wayyy up there

(my horn level, not an object you sickos

) "

Maybe you should change that haha

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By *eliWoman
48 weeks ago

"Raging.

Not even had a sniff in 3 days.

The mr "

Congrats on your wedding!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
48 weeks ago

London

My mind 8

My body 0

They are fighting to take control

A Solomonic 4

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By *ileyandOhCouple
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him

He wrote that didn't he..."

Haha nope, I think I was having a bit of a positive rant. Like it's great but I'm bloody knackered.

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By *uri00620Woman
48 weeks ago

Croydon

I own a bugle. I don't know how much horn that is on any kind of scale? They're not that big I guess?

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By *ipper12Man
48 weeks ago

Durham

Currently an 8!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

10. And I need to wait a week

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By *exyScientistsCouple
48 weeks ago

Castlebar

About an 8

Hoping hubby isn't tired this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me

Lucky you!

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By *ortyairCouple
48 weeks ago

Wallasey

Bubbling at about 9, wouldn't take much to push me past 10 right now,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"Probably about 11 because someone keeps sending me pictures to distract me

Lucky you!"

I'm definitely not complaining!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

A constant 10, 24 hours a day

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
48 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *inkyguyUKMan
48 weeks ago

worcester

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West

About a 7.5 right now.

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By *ustAnotherMan
48 weeks ago

Mids

About a resting 6. Hard to feel horny when you've been the dentist

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
48 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Simmering 8 I'd say, wouldn't take much to make it rise tbh

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

9.5

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By *obby3264Man
48 weeks ago

Cambridge

Coming up quickly to 7.

Just met the new housemates gf..

Oh dear two 22 yr olds …

my filthy minds

Running away

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By *elboy1978Man
48 weeks ago

Jarrow

Definitely a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Solid 9.5

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By *edeWoman
48 weeks ago

the abyss

I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.

I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
48 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion.......

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton

4 could do with a fuck

.but can't be arsed to go.looking lol

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By *edeWoman
48 weeks ago

the abyss

"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion.......

Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2

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By *edeWoman
48 weeks ago

the abyss

"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.

I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.

Good nights sleep then a yummy steak baguette tomorrow and you'll be right as rain

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
48 weeks ago

Southampton

"Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2

Lol

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
48 weeks ago

Bradford

Add 3 and 6 together then times it by 4 that is my horn level

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I’m somewhere between a 8 and 12

Having had to medically abstain since the beginning of feb… I’ve had some rather strong urges and desires to fornicate

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
48 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says

Give Buffalo Bill a call.

I hear he has some lotion.......

Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends

He still owes me a dog.......

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By *ir SupremacyMan
48 weeks ago

Bolton

Two .

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By *xfordjohnMan
48 weeks ago

Oxford

Definitely 9 as I'm hoping something good is going to happen tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Maybe a 2 at a push

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"I’m off the scale, sent about 10 WhatsApp messages today and 3 new conversations on here , I reckon I’m ovulating. "

This is far too accurate for me on ovulation week…gained a snort laugh from me for this one

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex

Certain bits are a 10

But I’m also exhausted.

I could happily lie back & take it. Go to sleep. Then actually join in for round 2

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By *quirrel!Man
48 weeks ago

"Certain bits are a 10

But I’m also exhausted.

I could happily lie back & take it. Go to sleep. Then actually join in for round 2 "

Mine was a 2 - now a 10!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
48 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Well I was at a 7 but thinky dirty thoughts have put me at 11.235

MrsAbz

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By *heshireman69Man
48 weeks ago

Chester

A frustrated 11 for me!

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By *sWyldWoman
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've been everywhere from 1-10 over the last few days. Currently about 6. The thoughts are there for sure but I'm also very tired

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By *quirrel!Man
48 weeks ago

"I've been everywhere from 1-10 over the last few days. Currently about 6. The thoughts are there for sure but I'm also very tired "

I’ll take your 6 and raise you 4!

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By *obby3264Man
47 weeks ago

Cambridge

10 plus today

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47 weeks ago

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By *andT2023Couple
47 weeks ago

in the middle

A 7.5 so far ...time yet

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By *ewcatWoman
47 weeks ago

Berkshire

At least a 1000/10

I just had surgery and not a single one of my playmates knows what gentle is. Im pretty sure it’s a faux pas to go back to a surgeon saying you broke his hard work because you were really horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

A big fat 0

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Rising from 5 this morning. Currently on 8!! It's gonna build

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

3 or 4 but goes up to a 9-10 when I’m in the mood

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

Hey Pimpo, how's your horn level today?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Currently progressing

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Hey Pimpo, how's your horn level today?"

Honestly, it's around 5 to 6 at the moment but could easily go either way.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *entleswinger69Man
47 weeks ago

Plymouth

100 at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Permanently knackered this time of year so a 1 .. and this site used to get me going but sadly not so much these days. Can't wait for the spring weather to kick in .. that definitely helps..

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

Ridiculous today.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Statements like that are not helping

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Probably a 4 as tired plus. Turned down an ex yesterday so spent a good 2 hours edging

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

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By *evonFbsCouple
47 weeks ago

SIDMOUTH

-1 !!!

It was J's 50th weekend so i have been ridden hard and put away wet

4 big sessions over 4 days

Toasted now for a few days

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By *ookie46Woman
47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Way off the scale

And it will get worse till Thursday, Friday I’ll be smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Was a 9 earlier, had a wank, now I'm about a 2

Same as it was here

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

I'm at the bottom of a sandpit in the Sahara.

It's from being utterly exhausted for 3 days.

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Having a rest this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5 "

I took you from 0 to -1.5

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

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By *quirrel!Man
47 weeks ago

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x"

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Having a rest this week. "

I read up the thread after that. Maybe a 7 now

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

7. Maybe 7.5

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh

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By *quirrel!Man
47 weeks ago

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

You sure know the way to a man’s heart

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By *orkshirecutcockMan
47 weeks ago

blackburn

10, I turned around too fast and broke the TV

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh"

Do I look like George Michael?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x

If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!

I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?

Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh

Do I look like George Michael? "

No, your beard is far more superior

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'm gonna hang up my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Talking to couple

Sent pic good wank

Feck it was good may have a meet up

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm gonna hang up my pants

As in never wearing them again?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm gonna hang up my pants

Yep on my door handle anytime

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm gonna hang up my pants

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers

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By *emonochromeMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

If I had to I’d go with Arooga!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I'm gonna hang up my pants

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers

its that lederhosen

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm gonna hang up my pants

It’s my beard isn’t it? Making you drop your knickers

its that lederhosen

Don’t tell everyone about my dressing up box

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now

Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.

No - 1.5

I took you from 0 to -1.5

Whoops!! Sorry Midnight, that was definitely a hyphen and my grand gesture has gone awry

You took me from 0 to 1.5

Get the pants back out! Then take them off.

Nicely this time, we can do without the lasso and “Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww”. You’re better than that x

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By *ilddukeMan
47 weeks ago

notts

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By *ea monkeyMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

About a 9 right now.

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By *arminsideMan
47 weeks ago

Barnsley

Yes.would have to be this is spinal tap

Amp volume 11. If you know you know.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London

Getting better. 9

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By *irebrand 1263Man
47 weeks ago

near you

Feeling pretty horny, who can take me to a 10?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

-1

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
47 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

It's been a solid 7 recently with occasional 8's and 6's depending on mood. It'll rise though as things hot up.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
47 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment..."

I'm with you. I peaked at 2 this morning. It's going down slowly.

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By *kscotlandMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Solid 8 at moment building up to blow at 10 soon.....

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Probably negative 10 right now.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m getting over my man flu and my horn is rising steadily.

I’d estimate it to be a recovering 5

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By *ungLewisMan
47 weeks ago

West of Exeter

I tens to hover around a 6 or 7.. with occasional peaks and troughs

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
47 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment...

I'm with you. I peaked at 2 this morning. It's going down slowly."

If you really were with me I think I'd score much higher on the scale

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