FabSwingers.com forum: FAB hates!

By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

Grrrrrr my current FAB hates are the guys who 'need to be honest' well if your going to be that 'honest' put it on your profile!! You know who you are!! MARRIED guys! Stop trying to remove my choice!!

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol"

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Glad you got it off your chest, it can definitely get frustrating on here

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By *rHotNottsMan
37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol"

Maybe she needs someone a bit more reliable, from the north possibly?

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By *MCMan
37 weeks ago

London/EA

The 10 year old pics makes me laugh. I know a couple local to me with a profile of 37/42 and another profile of 52/55.. they have literally the same display picture so it’s not even hard to work out... Plus they’ve contacted me on both accounts and I’ve spoken with in WhatsApp..

Fair play to them for trying to pull off, evidently working as both have a few veris…

There’s taking a few years off then there’s being cheeky though I’d say..

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By *ex HolesMan
37 weeks ago

Up North

Grrrrrr pesky men

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Maybe she needs someone a bit more reliable, from the north possibly? "

I think you just read my mind friend haha

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By *iss DevilWoman
37 weeks ago

Bedford

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted "

At least they let you know before you met them (I hope). I had a guy who only told me he had a gf who didn't know he was on Fab after the meet...

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
37 weeks ago

Durham

It really boils my blood when thirsty single guys direct their crude messages solely at me, completely disrespecting the fact that we're a couple and it says on our profile that we don't meet alone!

Rant over. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"The 10 year old pics makes me laugh. I know a couple local to me with a profile of 37/42 and another profile of 52/55.. they have literally the same display picture so it’s not even hard to work out... Plus they’ve contacted me on both accounts and I’ve spoken with in WhatsApp..

Fair play to them for trying to pull off, evidently working as both have a few veris…

There’s taking a few years off then there’s being cheeky though I’d say.."

Yeah its very misleading, and sometimes slightly frustrating as well. Especially when you've communicated for a while

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted

At least they let you know before you met them (I hope). I had a guy who only told me he had a gf who didn't know he was on Fab after the meet... "

Its so frustrating!!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
37 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Yep, profile clearly states no married guys, they keep trying, apparently if we chat enough, I’ll change my kind

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted

At least they let you know before you met them (I hope). I had a guy who only told me he had a gf who didn't know he was on Fab after the meet... "

Ouch, Iam guessing you hit the blovk button on that one

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By *rpeggioCouple
37 weeks ago

Baughurst

"Grrrrrr my current FAB hates are the guys who 'need to be honest' well if your going to be that 'honest' put it on your profile!! You know who you are!! MARRIED guys! Stop trying to remove my choice!!

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

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...To be honest... (Lol), no one has it easy. Women have more choice for sure, even spoiled, but the more choice anyone is given the more difficult it is too choose. Most men have it easier: no choice, so no meets. Can't be resort them that.

I guess it's all about training the good things that come and enjoy them and let the bad experiences go past.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

If you are really horny O.P. try shutting your eyes and thinking of England.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Maybe she needs someone a bit more reliable, from the north possibly? "

Are they???

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"If you are really horny O.P. try shutting your eyes and thinking of England."

Best solution right here lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
37 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Maybe she needs someone a bit more reliable, from the north possibly?

Are they???

I would hope so, otherwise my name on here would be very misleading

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By *iscean_dreamMan
37 weeks ago

Llanelli

Although I don't have any 10 year old pics I do look pretty much the same as when I was 30. Now I'm 41 I'm expecting a quick rise to silver fox

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By *iss DevilWoman
37 weeks ago

Bedford

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted

At least they let you know before you met them (I hope). I had a guy who only told me he had a gf who didn't know he was on Fab after the meet...

Ouch, Iam guessing you hit the blovk button on that one"

We met under false pretenses anyway, he told me he was "friends" with someone I knew which made me lower my guard. What he failed to mention though was that they only chatted online a few times but never met. To me, that's not friends. And yes, he did get blocked - that was a few years ago, but he taught me a very valuable lesson.

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By *ascaIMan
37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"If you are really horny O.P. try shutting your eyes and thinking of England."

It’s glorious. Vape shops and Barbers as far as the eye can see.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"If you are really horny O.P. try shutting your eyes and thinking of England.

It’s glorious. Vape shops and Barbers as far as the eye can see. "

Dont forget the greggs and spoons

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Maybe she needs someone a bit more reliable, from the north possibly?

Are they???

I would hope so, otherwise my name on here would be very misleading

Haha true ...

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By *ascaIMan
37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"If you are really horny O.P. try shutting your eyes and thinking of England.

It’s glorious. Vape shops and Barbers as far as the eye can see.

Dont forget the greggs and spoons"

True

Can’t beat a Greggs sausage roll though. More Greggs less vape shops please.

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My worst on here?

A gay man who set up a female profile to talk to men.

I was chatting away for a few days believing it to be a lady. At about 10pm on a Friday night, this person admitted they were a guy and asked, as he knew I had had a few drinks, if I would consider not being straight. As he sent me a pic of him being anally fisted.

Disgusting behaviour.

On another occasion I rearranged a day as a couple I had been chatting to wanted to do some shibari and photos. I had set aside an afternoon/early evening as I had plans. They were aware. I got a message saying 'running late, be with you at (1 hour before I had plans). Wasted almost half a day. So I cancelled and blocked them.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

It's almost preferable that they'd show their youngest brother's pics and introduce them to me instead

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
37 weeks ago

Inverness

When guys message “you got kik/snap?” In their first message.

Yes we do, but you’re not getting it.

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By *ealitybitesMan
37 weeks ago

Belfast

Hate is too strong a word so I'll use annoyance instead.

The confusion between productivity and popularity.

I was once labelled or accused, depending on how you look at it, of being fab popular simply because I'm a regular forum contributor.

That led me to look at how forum posters are perceived and answered a lot of questions about why some posters are lauded and praised despite their very obvious trolling and grenade launching while other lesser known forumites are hung drawn and quartered for asking legitimate questions.

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By *issmorganWoman
37 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Liars who omit something ie smoking/not single or change their age, to get a chat going when they know you otherwise wouldn't chat.

Profiles with no public pics who send a message, I delete it and then they send another with a pic attached. Do that in the first place lol.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
37 weeks ago

Southampton

I hate men whose first message is "can I ask you a question"-instant delete.

Why do they do it?

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By *issmorganWoman
37 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Also profiles that are full of pics of everybody, but the person or people who own the profile.

Like on many couple profiles it's full of the woman with loads of diff men/women and nothing of the male, yet they're looking for couples.

Or single male profiles where there's all the woman in shot and his hand or cock only.

Yes I'm sure women do it to, but I don't look at their profiles.

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

I wouldn't say it's "easy" for women but, it is "easier".

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By *ustard cream200001Man
37 weeks ago

Brough

4 guys wow aren’t you lucky ????

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By *ustard cream200001Man
37 weeks ago

Brough

Looks like you need to get a lot of stuff off your chest lol.

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By *ustard cream200001Man
37 weeks ago

Brough

????

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

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By *ustard cream200001Man
37 weeks ago

Brough

Is that without the single say in ng hello and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Face pics that are years old and when you send a pic and they send one back with dark glasses on... You'd be as well not bothering,I can't see you anyway....

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By *eyond PurityCouple
37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

The people who send a praise message first about your profile/pics.

Then when you reply thanks they then ask if you want to meet.

Just ask in the first message, to save us both time

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter."

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

Unfortunately as a Gold Member you will also get "Fab Straight' guys too

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By *sWyldWoman
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Text speak.

Abuse for no reason

Fab double standards

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

Absolutely understand your frustration. Be glad you figured out they were married before the meet - not when they felt so guilty after they admitted it, despite your profile being clear no married men and asking the question outright when first chatting!! Can’t stand people lying - kink is all about consent and choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

And definite agree on some of the other pet hates - - the 10 year old face pics

- the ‘can I ask a question opening line (you just did?!)

- the ‘do you like me’ when you have 0 photos and 3 words on your profile

And my all time favourite ‘do you sleep with younger guys’? and he is 39

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By *agnar73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Assumptions.

Group think.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Bi men pretending to be a couple with the woman playing alone. I just stopped replying to most couples bi or straight altogether.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"And definite agree on some of the other pet hates - - the 10 year old face pics

- the ‘can I ask a question opening line (you just did?!)

- the ‘do you like me’ when you have 0 photos and 3 words on your profile

And my all time favourite ‘do you sleep with younger guys’? and he is 39

This ^^^^^^^ "Do you sleep with younger guys’? and he is 39

"....

So many men who are this age or a little older ask me do I want a Toy Boy

....You're 3 yrs younger than me ....How would you be my toy boy ....Seriously..

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By *archelCouple
37 weeks ago

A field somewhere

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

I now refer to them as vanilla fuck boys...or the ones brave enough to hit the clubs, wanking dead.

Mrs

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By *imisugarWoman
37 weeks ago

Rugby

"And definite agree on some of the other pet hates - - the 10 year old face pics

- the ‘can I ask a question opening line (you just did?!)

- the ‘do you like me’ when you have 0 photos and 3 words on your profile

And my all time favourite ‘do you sleep with younger guys’? and he is 39

Ooooh yes I've had all three.

I point that out a lot but the humour is never appreciated re "ask you a question".

Maybe I need to change my viewpoint ok younger guy as less than 5 years doesn't feel that much younger to me.

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By *amoruUsagiCouple
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

Current FAB hates is when men who don’t read our profile and yet message us.

Look, I am happy to discuss my fantasies and experiences on this forum but it doesn’t give you permission to slide into our inbox with a cock picture. Thankfully, my partner has a sense of humour but still, it’s annoying.

And don’t get me started on what some men react like when we say no. Such a turn off.

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By *annyxx4uTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Brighton

Men who ask for pics with no pics on their profile. Men who ask what you are into without reading your bio. Men who put the bare minimum into their opener. Men who message you from 300km away. Men who think starting with a bad dick pic is a good idea. Basically, just men.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Those who do not read my profile or attach face pictures. Then claim they had read ot when I pulled them up on it and they still do not attach face pictures

I must have had at least 2 dozen over the weeks I been back doing this. It actually drives me mad. Separates the wheat from the chaff for me

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By *ddie1966Man
37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

One word responses from messages.

Abbreviated words at that.

It really gets my goat. I'd rather not even receive a message back .

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By *1876Man
37 weeks ago

Dudley

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol"

Multiple wrongasms

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By *1876Man
37 weeks ago

Dudley

The whole Sydney University or FB rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

The ones who continually ask question after question after question to converse....

It can seriously be like an interrogation....

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By *1876Man
37 weeks ago

Dudley

"The ones who continually ask question after question after question to converse....

It can seriously be like an interrogation...."

So what kind of questions are they?

Do they ask them all in one message, or space them out?

What is it you dislike about the questions?

Were you behind the grassy knoll?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Although I don't have any 10 year old pics I do look pretty much the same as when I was 30. Now I'm 41 I'm expecting a quick rise to silver fox

Ooh I'd definitely agree about silver fox

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"The ones who continually ask question after question after question to converse....

It can seriously be like an interrogation...."

Haha yes lol

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By *omKsubSMan
37 weeks ago

Newton

Fab hates

fakes

that pointless 'disclaimer'

filters on pictures

the ones who message until they get off and then ghost.

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By *arlislefellaMan
37 weeks ago

Carlisle/Livingston

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

Only 290 here, when are you free?

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By *andy CanesWoman
37 weeks ago

south

Mine are when a profile says ‘I’m new here someone show me the ropes’ really like

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By *1876Man
37 weeks ago

Dudley

"Mine are when a profile says ‘I’m new here someone show me the ropes’ really like "

Guess they're too tied up with their bondage kink to realise how it comes across

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By *cunnylassCouple
37 weeks ago

Exeter

I don't think I have an actual Fab hate.There are plenty of regulars on the fora who don't endear themselves to me but that just means we wouldn't be compatible.There are numerous things on profiles which I dislike but hate is too strong a word!

Mike

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I don't get wrapped around the axle but why do so many verifications have 'this one' instead of 'he', 'she' "they/them'

Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

Stop it. Behave yourself. I use that one in Apr and Jul

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By *nnandElleCouple
37 weeks ago

Brackley

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

U OK hun? Pm me babes, etc....

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

Stop it. Behave yourself. I use that one in Apr and Jul"

Hahaha

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By *1876Man
37 weeks ago

Dudley

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

U OK hun? Pm me babes, etc.... "

I get that....hope it hasn't upset you too much, babes...pm me

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By *hristopherd999Man
37 weeks ago

Brentwood

"Feels like you've been wronged multiple times lol

Just lately!! Just had 4 guys in a row!

feel better now i ranted "

Only 4? wow

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

Stop it. Behave yourself. I use that one in Apr and Jul

Hahaha

I'll be delivering good to Lanarkshire in May too.

.Fancy a Dominoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Fab hates

fakes

that pointless 'disclaimer'

filters on pictures

the ones who message until they get off and then ghost."

Those disclaimers and legal threats, would love to see it go to court and all the context explained

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

The passive aggressive thumb

“Keep it to the thread please op”

Folk who feel the need to tell the world that they don’t give a fuck and they say it how it is. (Usually the ones who give the most fucks!)

Rate my left knee/right foot threads

Fake compliment threads

I don’t really hate anything but those things give me a slight eye roll

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"The passive aggressive thumb

“Keep it to the thread please op”

Folk who feel the need to tell the world that they don’t give a fuck and they say it how it is. (Usually the ones who give the most fucks!)

Rate my left knee/right foot threads

Fake compliment threads

I don’t really hate anything but those things give me a slight eye roll "

Good shout to 'keep it on the threads please' very good shout.

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By *merican WomanWoman
37 weeks ago

live by the Pool xx

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

"
this is Fab, don't expect Casanovas on this

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By *reative-mindMan
37 weeks ago

Exeter

Only pet hate I have is, you take the time to read a profile, write an appropriate message. then the reply you get back is:

"Face pic"

Well if you had put in your profile you wanted a face picture before chatting I'd have sent one. Clearly you can't string a sentence together so I'm good.

Rant over, apologies for that scene I've created.

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By *reative-mindMan
37 weeks ago

Exeter

"The passive aggressive thumb

“Keep it to the thread please op”

Folk who feel the need to tell the world that they don’t give a fuck and they say it how it is. (Usually the ones who give the most fucks!)

Rate my left knee/right foot threads

Fake compliment threads

I don’t really hate anything but those things give me a slight eye roll "

You have a lovely right foot, apologies I just say it hoe it is

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Only pet hate I have is, you take the time to read a profile, write an appropriate message. then the reply you get back is:

"Face pic"

Well if you had put in your profile you wanted a face picture before chatting I'd have sent one. Clearly you can't string a sentence together so I'm good.

Rant over, apologies for that scene I've created. "

Ducking the handbags as we speak through the scene you have just created

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By *reative-mindMan
37 weeks ago

Exeter

"Only pet hate I have is, you take the time to read a profile, write an appropriate message. then the reply you get back is:

"Face pic"

Well if you had put in your profile you wanted a face picture before chatting I'd have sent one. Clearly you can't string a sentence together so I'm good.

Rant over, apologies for that scene I've created.

Ducking the handbags as we speak through the scene you have just created

Haha it wasn't a stab at couples or women because blokes do it as well.

It's more just be polite and ask nicely. It's a manners thing... have better manners hahah

Anyway I've now dug myself into a deepee hole so I'm logging out for a few days now.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

The small flex homophobia. That really grinds my gears. If someone isn’t mature enough to be around different people they probably aren’t mature enough to be around people.

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Based on another thread, when someone messages me and says "can I ask you a question?"

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By *oiluvfunMan
37 weeks ago

Penrith

People who use the line; “Just go to a club” as the answer to every question in Fab

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By *reative-mindMan
37 weeks ago

Exeter

"People who use the line; “Just go to a club” as the answer to every question in Fab

Hahah welcome to my world or just go to a social.

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By *imply DeeWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

No such thing as Fab hates as I love Fab dearly but I must admit some things just irritate me more than others but I don’t put any of my energy into it. That’s it really.

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37 weeks ago

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37 weeks ago

"People who use the line; “Just go to a club” as the answer to every question in Fab

Hahah welcome to my world or just go to a social.

You live in a club? Cool

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37 weeks ago

"The small flex homophobia. That really grinds my gears. If someone isn’t mature enough to be around different people they probably aren’t mature enough to be around people. "

I think what does not help, are some of the disrespectful gay and bi men who flood clearly straight men with sleazy offers on here thinking they can ‘convert’ them etc.

When I was in my bicurious phase for women I got ridiculous messages from men who thought I was straight, I really saw first hand what genuine straight men go through on here.

I am not saying that is only cause, some are just small minded but you get that everywhere

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By *ornucopiaMan
37 weeks ago

Bexley

"Text speak.

...

Maybe I won't change my user name to 'Dilli Gaffer', then.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
37 weeks ago

colchester

The use of mmmmmmmm

Fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"The use of mmmmmmmm

Fuck right off"

Please don’t tell me you do not say mmmmmmmm when you walk past your local Dixy Chicken shop?

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By *ndtheswingersMan
37 weeks ago

colchester

"The use of mmmmmmmm

Fuck right off

Please don’t tell me you do not say mmmmmmmm when you walk past your local Dixy Chicken shop? "

I won't tell you that if you don't want me to

Not even sure if we have a dixy fried chicken nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

Op. Traumatic at times I know. I understand.

Hope your day gets better

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By *viatrixWoman
37 weeks ago

Redhill

Saying they’re over 6 foot tall when it’s more like 5’8”…

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I said in another post about profile photos being used over and over again. Same one dated 2008 being used 2024. I would love to see photos of no more than 5 years being accepted. Those photos of when you were 18 still used in 2024. We need to move with the times. It has been stuck in this rut since Fab conception.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I said in another post about profile photos being used over and over again. Same one dated 2008 being used 2024. I would love to see photos of no more than 5 years being accepted. Those photos of when you were 18 still used in 2024. We need to move with the times. It has been stuck in this rut since Fab conception. "

The issue with that is that it's the upload date that is shown, not the date the photo was taken.

It's not the sites fault. It's the decision of the profile owner to upload something old.

My main pet hate is the common occurrence of people asking if others would like to see/share photos of their wife/gf/ex.

And if that sounds sexist I've yet, in all my years on here, to see a single woman profile start a thread asking if anyone wants to share husband/boyfriend photos, or their underwear, or wank over the phone whilst talking about them.

Consent folks. Consent.

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By *inkyguyUKMan
37 weeks ago

worcester

It would be good to have a discreet tick box that is not shown on the actual profile. Along the terms of cheating and another option willing to meet cheaters. It could work similar to the way you can then see the people willing to meet people your age. Obviously men and women may still not be honest but at least it removes the people who will not meet cheaters

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"The use of mmmmmmmm

Fuck right off

Please don’t tell me you do not say mmmmmmmm when you walk past your local Dixy Chicken shop?

I won't tell you that if you don't want me to

Not even sure if we have a dixy fried chicken nearby

Probably a good thing as the chicken looks a little mutated and couple days old, but when you have your beer googles on and all that…

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

Unfortunately as a Gold Member you will also get "Fab Straight' guys too"

haha i have all the filters on usually because the messages are often too much and i do try my best to answer them all

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

Unfortunately as a Gold Member you will also get "Fab Straight' guys too

haha i have all the filters on usually because the messages are often too much and i do try my best to answer them all "

I know how you feel. I had three yeaterday

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

My fab hate…. The naughty step …

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

U OK hun? Pm me babes, etc....

I get that....hope it hasn't upset you too much, babes...pm me

haha i vented ! all good again in Fab land - and the replies are making me laugh - think we should have a commonly un-useful phrases page for the wanking dead to go off - or a non chat up lines ..... yea pm me - ooh thats if my filters are off

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"My fab hate…. The naughty step …

me too

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

Unfortunately as a Gold Member you will also get "Fab Straight' guys too

haha i have all the filters on usually because the messages are often too much and i do try my best to answer them all

I know how you feel. I had three yeaterday

i wish!!!

i had a grrrrrrr moment (wonder if thats as bad as a mmmmmmmmmmmmm reply!) - but all done and dusted and now chatting again to some nice people

thanks for the giggles with the replies - FAB is fun, and frustrating and no Im not looking for Casanova just genuine fun people and there are lots of those - I even organised a huge social to meet people - it worked.

practicing my bestest behaviour later!!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Become a platinum member and use the "Married Men" filter.

im gold and they are declaring themselves as single -

Unfortunately as a Gold Member you will also get "Fab Straight' guys too

haha i have all the filters on usually because the messages are often too much and i do try my best to answer them all

I know how you feel. I had three yeaterday

i wish!!!

i had a grrrrrrr moment (wonder if thats as bad as a mmmmmmmmmmmmm reply!) - but all done and dusted and now chatting again to some nice people

practicing my bestest behaviour later!!"

Good..Woody was about to put you on his naughty step.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

Stop it. Behave yourself. I use that one in Apr and Jul

Hahaha

I'll be delivering good to Lanarkshire in May too.

.Fancy a Dominoes?"

Prefer pizza hut.. dominoes is crap

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By *oiluvfunMan
37 weeks ago

Penrith

"The small flex homophobia. That really grinds my gears. If someone isn’t mature enough to be around different people they probably aren’t mature enough to be around people.

I think what does not help, are some of the disrespectful gay and bi men who flood clearly straight men with sleazy offers on here thinking they can ‘convert’ them etc.

When I was in my bicurious phase for women I got ridiculous messages from men who thought I was straight, I really saw first hand what genuine straight men go through on here.

I am not saying that is only cause, some are just small minded but you get that everywhere

“Discreet blowjob mate, nothing expected in return”……? Yep, I get those messages weekly. I think it’s a challenge for them, chasing straight guys?

The irony is; after 11 years in Fab, I have yet to receive bj offer No.1 from a woman……

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

Dem men, Dem men dem bloody men

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By *eacupsbearCouple
37 weeks ago

York

"It really boils my blood when thirsty single guys direct their crude messages solely at me, completely disrespecting the fact that we're a couple and it says on our profile that we don't meet alone!

Rant over. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

H x"

We get that too.

Only sometimes it's women only wanting to talk to me (m) and disregarding the fact we're a couple.

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By *Cups32Woman
37 weeks ago

Colne

Any message that clearly shows they haven't read my profile...

Even worse when they're complaining about not getting a reply...

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By *andy CanesWoman
37 weeks ago

south

"Mine are when a profile says ‘I’m new here someone show me the ropes’ really like

Guess they're too tied up with their bondage kink to realise how it comes across

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By *ark_KnightsMan
37 weeks ago

london

The hoards of fake accounts

The obvious downloaded pics

Honesty is paramount

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Ha ha...

I think I tick all your boxes... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

I read your profile... They really didn't.

Would love to meet... Lives 400 miles away.

But they might be in ur area in july for work

Stop it. Behave yourself. I use that one in Apr and Jul

Hahaha

I'll be delivering good to Lanarkshire in May too.

.Fancy a Dominoes?

Prefer pizza hut.. dominoes is crap

It's out of my delivery zone

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By *enuine MikeMan
37 weeks ago

Guildford

I hate the profiles that have an unrealistic quota on who or what they're looking for.

You then look at their veris and nobody they've met, is anywhere remotely close to what they say they are looking for.

So why bother writing unrealistic crap in the first place?

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By *adyBugsWoman
37 weeks ago

cognito

People (guys) who message just because I’m “nearby” and state the place/town/street location with the presumption I’ll meet because I’m close…err no knobby, I won’t because that’s just fucking creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Women and couples looking for "exceptional men only" despite having nothing to show they can make that demand

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"People (guys) who message just because I’m “nearby” and state the place/town/street location with the presumption I’ll meet because I’m close…err no knobby, I won’t because that’s just fucking creepy

I'm in a Bush near you

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm in a Bush near you

Mr "

No shit, I'm in a tree just behind you, to the left and I'm watching you watching...

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By *hrek101Man
37 weeks ago

Herts

The cringy verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Fabs not that deep just live and let penis

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Fabs not that deep just live and let penis

Fab isn't, but I would be

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'm in a Bush near you

No shit, I'm in a tree just behind you, to the left and I'm watching you watching..."

The tree surgeon is on his way, there's only room for one lurker

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

And whats with the 10 yr old face pics!! No seriously you dont look like that now!!

Who says its easy for women!!!!!!!

Now frustrated and even more horny!!

Totally hear you on the old face pics. Like we’re not going to notice when face to face

Would also add in, the inability to understand simple consent and boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Fabs not that deep just live and let penis

Fab isn't, but I would be

You'd fill a traffic cone you girthy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Truthfully, a couple that seems to list how awful men/sometimes couples are while listing absolutely nothing about themselves. Like…okay??

Happens on the dating apps too.

However, easy enough to block/scroll by…just an odd way of trying to attract what you’re looking for

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By *ambertMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

To be fair my fab hate is fabs yeat 2000 style geocities interface.

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By *Cups32Woman
37 weeks ago

Colne

The assumption that I'm available and willing 24/7...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

"The assumption that I'm available and willing 24/7...

And immediately

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By *randmrsbigboobsCouple
37 weeks ago

romsey

Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

"Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

Why can't they send the model, porn star etc instead?

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By *omKsubSMan
37 weeks ago

Newton

"Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

I have older face pics in my friends only, mostly because I cant take a good one of myself to save my life.

I will send a brand new, taken just now one if requested before meeting though.

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By *omKsubSMan
37 weeks ago

Newton

"The small flex homophobia. That really grinds my gears. If someone isn’t mature enough to be around different people they probably aren’t mature enough to be around people.

I think what does not help, are some of the disrespectful gay and bi men who flood clearly straight men with sleazy offers on here thinking they can ‘convert’ them etc.

When I was in my bicurious phase for women I got ridiculous messages from men who thought I was straight, I really saw first hand what genuine straight men go through on here.

I am not saying that is only cause, some are just small minded but you get that everywhere

Indeed. Whenever i open my filters for the forum games I get a surge of winks, 'fancy a bj' messages, or 'can you Dom me'.

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By *ros40Man
37 weeks ago

Bedford

Being asked for a face pic by a blank profile

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"The passive aggressive thumb

“Keep it to the thread please op”

Folk who feel the need to tell the world that they don’t give a fuck and they say it how it is. (Usually the ones who give the most fucks!)

Rate my left knee/right foot threads

Fake compliment threads

I don’t really hate anything but those things give me a slight eye roll "

I actually love that second one. It's like they create a thread for the sole purpose of trying to get in someone's knickers and get called out on it immediately

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
37 weeks ago

Cumbria

"It really boils my blood when thirsty single guys direct their crude messages solely at me, completely disrespecting the fact that we're a couple and it says on our profile that we don't meet alone!

Rant over. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

H x"

Me too, Robin, me too.

Mr DD

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

'yea its a few extra pounds i picked up over covid' man that was 3 years ago - did you not stop!!!

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"The assumption that I'm available and willing 24/7...

Meet.

Now.

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"The use of mmmmmmmm

Fuck right off

Please don’t tell me you do not say mmmmmmmm when you walk past your local Dixy Chicken shop? "

Mmmmmmmmm....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
36 weeks ago

little house on the praire

lol its easy for anyone if youron the right page

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

'yea its a few extra pounds i picked up over covid' man that was 3 years ago - did you not stop!!!

I picked up a few extra pounds myself...not sure who dropped them, but they went straight in my wallet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
36 weeks ago

little house on the praire

As A woman I've never found.it hard always.easy

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By *he couple nextdoorCouple
36 weeks ago

grangemouth

"It really boils my blood when thirsty single guys direct their crude messages solely at me, completely disrespecting the fact that we're a couple and it says on our profile that we don't meet alone!

Rant over. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

Yes drives me nuts

Disrespectful

Meet on your own

Or your man can watch me do ....

Em no

H x"

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By *hoirCouple
36 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

The latest is male profiles messaging saying they are a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Anal? That message absolutely boils my blood ha.

I have a few pet hates but that one really makes me want to scream in frustration.

How on earth can people actually think that will work haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Anal? That message absolutely boils my blood ha.

I have a few pet hates but that one really makes me want to scream in frustration.

How on earth can people actually think that will work haha. "

Faf?

Seriously though, these one word messages are great indication how the conversation would go if you said yes!

-When?

-when is best for you? I’m free on Friday evening after work

-Cool

-so are we doing this, I’m not sure if that’s confirmation, but, your place or mine?

- yours

- okay so I guess I should send my address…?….

-Yes!

Ffs.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
36 weeks ago

Cumbria

“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower.

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By *art123Man
36 weeks ago

Stoke

The term ‘stroking’

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Fair play to them for trying to pull off, evidently working as both have a few veris…

There’s taking a few years off then there’s being cheeky though I’d say.."

Try a pic 30 years old on here. Erm not mine.. There is no control manager over decades old photos

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"The passive aggressive thumb

“Keep it to the thread please op”

Folk who feel the need to tell the world that they don’t give a fuck and they say it how it is. (Usually the ones who give the most fucks!)

Rate my left knee/right foot threads

Fake compliment threads

I don’t really hate anything but those things give me a slight eye roll "

But my left elbow is my best feature

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The headless photos.

Silhouttes

Meet me now

Weird questions in a first message

Seeing red flags on their story and photo.

The profiles written by a man on a couples profile.

One hit wonders

Still love fab

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower."

True...but I bet quite a few on here have GONE down in the shower

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"Anal? That message absolutely boils my blood ha.

I have a few pet hates but that one really makes me want to scream in frustration.

How on earth can people actually think that will work haha.

Faf?

Seriously though, these one word messages are great indication how the conversation would go if you said yes!

-When?

-when is best for you? I’m free on Friday evening after work

-Cool

-so are we doing this, I’m not sure if that’s confirmation, but, your place or mine?

- yours

- okay so I guess I should send my address…?….

-Yes!

Ffs.

Instant block...because you just know they're going to be a no-show...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Nothing at all really annoys me on here, it's all very easily ignored.

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
36 weeks ago

Gloucester

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower."

This!!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"Anal? That message absolutely boils my blood ha.

I have a few pet hates but that one really makes me want to scream in frustration.

How on earth can people actually think that will work haha.

Faf?

Seriously though, these one word messages are great indication how the conversation would go if you said yes!

-When?

-when is best for you? I’m free on Friday evening after work

-Cool

-so are we doing this, I’m not sure if that’s confirmation, but, your place or mine?

- yours

- okay so I guess I should send my address…?….

-Yes!

Ffs.

Instant block...because you just know they're going to be a no-show..."

A recent .. shall we decide in the morning!! Followed by 7am message .. im coming down with a cough

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By *1876Man
36 weeks ago

Dudley

"Anal? That message absolutely boils my blood ha.

I have a few pet hates but that one really makes me want to scream in frustration.

How on earth can people actually think that will work haha.

Faf?

Seriously though, these one word messages are great indication how the conversation would go if you said yes!

-When?

-when is best for you? I’m free on Friday evening after work

-Cool

-so are we doing this, I’m not sure if that’s confirmation, but, your place or mine?

- yours

- okay so I guess I should send my address…?….

-Yes!

Ffs.

Instant block...because you just know they're going to be a no-show...

A recent .. shall we decide in the morning!! Followed by 7am message .. im coming down with a cough

They're coming down with a cough...and that's the only thing going down then

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"Totally get how you feel OP when you get sent pics then someone completely different turns up!

it’s not like we’re not gonna find out when we meet is it

'yea its a few extra pounds i picked up over covid' man that was 3 years ago - did you not stop!!!

I picked up a few extra pounds myself...not sure who dropped them, but they went straight in my wallet

Your paying for the coffee then

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By *ealitybitesMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower."

I know of one fab lady who has been doing this for as long as I've been here.

She does exist and is well verified. I've met her a couple of times at social events.

Her partner is not on fab because apparently he is a bit of a celeb and has to fly under the radar but she is known for contacting women through group chats and telling them he will be in their area and suggesting they meet him.

I know of women she has contacted through the forums with similar suggestions.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Central

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower.

I know of one fab lady who has been doing this for as long as I've been here.

She does exist and is well verified. I've met her a couple of times at social events.

I know of women she has contacted through the forums with similar suggestions.

It sounds like he could benefit from having a single man's profile, albeit with fewer pics that would identify him. Perhaps he needs to be making more effort, despite his busy celebrity life

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By *ealitybitesMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower.

I know of one fab lady who has been doing this for as long as I've been here.

She does exist and is well verified. I've met her a couple of times at social events.

I know of women she has contacted through the forums with similar suggestions.

It sounds like he could benefit from having a single man's profile, albeit with fewer pics that would identify him. Perhaps he needs to be making more effort, despite his busy celebrity life

I get the impression that he is already very busy running her profile.

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By *nterracial cpl essexCouple
36 weeks ago

Essex

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower."

Amazing how many blokes in a couple are allowed to play alone. Look, seriously mate, if your missus don’t want to have sex with you then why would I

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By *nterracial cpl essexCouple
36 weeks ago

Essex

An irritation is those who have a high level of entitlement.

Had a couple once message, long list of demands, wanted my partner to become her ‘boyfriend’. He was to take her on dates plus be available 3-4 nights a week to go round if required. Amongst other things. Suggested they try a single guy. Which didn’t go down too well. Instant block.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
36 weeks ago

Kendal

Our current fab hate - probably shared by many of you - are those who don't read our profile, aren't what we are looking for and try anyway then get annoyed when they get rejected. Like, take 30 seconds, read what's in front of you, think does it apply to me.

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By *nterracial cpl essexCouple
36 weeks ago

Essex

"Our current fab hate - probably shared by many of you - are those who don't read our profile, aren't what we are looking for and try anyway then get annoyed when they get rejected. Like, take 30 seconds, read what's in front of you, think does it apply to me. "

Yes! Fabs could do with a search facility. If you’re looking for cuck then search cuck. If our profile doesn’t state it then we’re obviously not what you’re looking for. Don’t get arsey when you’re the one who hasn’t read the profile correctly.

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Couples that don’t say who is replying.

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By *rcoupleCouple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

"It really boils my blood when thirsty single guys direct their crude messages solely at me, completely disrespecting the fact that we're a couple and it says on our profile that we don't meet alone!

Rant over. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

H x"

That. 95% of mesages go straight to soley what the other bloke wants to do just havin watched porn and wants an ffm.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"“Couples” profiles where the “woman” is messaging because her husband is in your area and she wants to find someone to fuck him.

Uh huh, we didn’t come down in the last shower.

Amazing how many blokes in a couple are allowed to play alone. Look, seriously mate, if your missus don’t want to have sex with you then why would I

so made me laugh

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By *enuine MikeMan
36 weeks ago

Guildford

Fake profiles,

Those that come on Fab for a month, close their account, only to see them return a month later. And they continue to repeat the ON and Off process. That really pisses me off.

Straight Couple profiles, that turn into "Can hubby suck you off"

No... Fuck off. Straight men don't suck Straight men off

Dishonest profiles

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By *iss DevilWoman
36 weeks ago

Bedford

Or those who, supposedly, read the profile yet still decided to message "just in case" I might find them "exceptional" and change my mind

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

More of a grumble than hate but my ‘lasted viewed by’ is predominantly couples and it’s not something I have in my looking for.

It’s nice in a way though, but I’m not yet sure about ‘playing’ with couples.

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By *WB85Man
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

It's frustrating OP isn't it.

A lady did the same to me once.....showing young pics to make me meet. Then someone much older turns up. Annoying!!!

Be honest of who and what you are....it saves a very difficult encounter.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It's frustrating OP isn't it.

A lady did the same to me once.....showing young pics to make me meet. Then someone much older turns up. Annoying!!!

Be honest of who and what you are....it saves a very difficult encounter. "

Has my mum been at it again

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By *andadbodMan
36 weeks ago

Liverpool

"More of a grumble than hate but my ‘lasted viewed by’ is predominantly couples and it’s not something I have in my looking for.

It’s nice in a way though, but I’m not yet sure about ‘playing’ with couples."

how are they supposed to know what you’re looking for without looking at your profile?

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