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"It’s recently occurred to me that my flat is filled with bits and pieces from IKEA (other furniture manufacturers are available) and those little tags that hang off each item. You know the ones; the collection of vowels and umlauts that make up each tongue twisting, incomprehensible name that flaunts its Swedishness at you. But have you ever googled what those words mean? I did this morning and frankly, I’m shocked! Go on folks, give it a Google and report back with your findings " Is this as risky as when someone suggests searching something on the Urban Dictionary? 
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up "Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe  | |||
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"It’s recently occurred to me that my flat is filled with bits and pieces from IKEA (other furniture manufacturers are available) and those little tags that hang off each item. You know the ones; the collection of vowels and umlauts that make up each tongue twisting, incomprehensible name that flaunts its Swedishness at you. But have you ever googled what those words mean? I did this morning and frankly, I’m shocked! Go on folks, give it a Google and report back with your findings Is this as risky as when someone suggests searching something on the Urban Dictionary?
If so.......I'm out. "Noooooo! Go on, do it! I dare you | |||
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"It’s recently occurred to me that my flat is filled with bits and pieces from IKEA (other furniture manufacturers are available) and those little tags that hang off each item. You know the ones; the collection of vowels and umlauts that make up each tongue twisting, incomprehensible name that flaunts its Swedishness at you. But have you ever googled what those words mean? I did this morning and frankly, I’m shocked! Go on folks, give it a Google and report back with your findings Is this as risky as when someone suggests searching something on the Urban Dictionary?
If so.......I'm out.
Noooooo!
Go on, do it! I dare you"Well apparently my mattress translates as 'what the heck'......
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe "Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture | |||
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture "My husband enjoys building IKEA and other flatpack on his own. I am content with his life choices and it makes for a very harmonious marriage | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday"" Cool. | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday"" Nice if you can afford it 
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture "We are an efficient building team. As no measurement is required.
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture "I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm | |||
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"I don't actually have any labels on the furniture I do have. Which now makes me sad I can't look the names up. This means I now need to go to IKEA and treat myself to something right?? "Absolutely! Or describe them and we'll see if we can guess.
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture
I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm "Me too (enjoying furniture assembly, never tried a full kitchen!). Tho tbh it is even better sitting with a G and T watching my son in law do it! | |||
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture
I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm "I feel the key to this is 'by myself'  | |||
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"I don't actually have any labels on the furniture I do have. Which now makes me sad I can't look the names up. This means I now need to go to IKEA and treat myself to something right??
Absolutely! Or describe them and we'll see if we can guess.
J"Or I could buy something and then describe it for you to guess..... | |||
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture
I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm
I feel the key to this is 'by myself' "Ahaha probably right there | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday" Nice if you can afford it
J"IKEA on average is more expensive than a lot of antique furniture,plus it's chipboard/MDF not real wood with a shit build quality.The odd bit that is real wood is made from offcuts of the custom kitchen industry that has had all the life dried out of it in a kikn. | |||
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture
I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm
Me too (enjoying furniture assembly, never tried a full kitchen!). Tho tbh it is even better sitting with a G and T watching my son in law do it! "I recently built some IKEA furniture for my parents. Just to save my mum from hitting my dad with a hammer when he woukd have inevitably got frustrated and started throwing things. I had to let him help, so I let him glue a couple of bits together, just so he felt he had achieved something. | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday" Nice if you can afford it
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IKEA on average is more expensive than a lot of antique furniture,plus it's chipboard/MDF not real wood with a shit build quality.The odd bit that is real wood is made from offcuts of the custom kitchen industry that has had all the life dried out of it in a kikn."Ah yes, but it is handy if you are time poor and don't have to trawl second hand/charity/antique stores to find something. Especially with the modern trend of having matching furniture. | |||
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"We don't have anything from Ikea although I'd love to. Every time we attempted to go there we ended up having a row so we have up
Wise words! My 'fuck this shit, I'm totally done with this relationship' moment was over the assembly of an IKEA wardrobe
Nothing tests a relationship like self assembly furniture
I assembled 3 IKEA kitchens (only 1 was mine) by myself - I find it quite therapeutic once you get into a rhythm "Did you work out a more efficient way to assemble them rather than just follow the instructions? | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday" Nice if you can afford it
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IKEA on average is more expensive than a lot of antique furniture,plus it's chipboard/MDF not real wood with a shit build quality.The odd bit that is real wood is made from offcuts of the custom kitchen industry that has had all the life dried out of it in a kikn."I have a lot of handmade furniture along with antique as well but IKEA also serves a purpose. | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday" Nice if you can afford it
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IKEA on average is more expensive than a lot of antique furniture,plus it's chipboard/MDF not real wood with a shit build quality.The odd bit that is real wood is made from offcuts of the custom kitchen industry that has had all the life dried out of it in a kikn.
Ah yes, but it is handy if you are time poor and don't have to trawl second hand/charity/antique stores to find something. Especially with the modern trend of having matching furniture. "You can view your local auction house catalogues online,you don't have to attend the sale to bid,you can do it online or leave a bid on an item.You don't even need to go to the saleroom to view the item,they will do a condition report for free. | |||
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"Wondering who's side the cabinet maker who made my coffer was on in the civil war,the reaction to the news of Waterloo in the grandfather clock makers workshop and all the other history my antique furniture has witnessed is the real "wonderful everyday" Nice if you can afford it
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IKEA on average is more expensive than a lot of antique furniture,plus it's chipboard/MDF not real wood with a shit build quality.The odd bit that is real wood is made from offcuts of the custom kitchen industry that has had all the life dried out of it in a kikn.
Ah yes, but it is handy if you are time poor and don't have to trawl second hand/charity/antique stores to find something. Especially with the modern trend of having matching furniture.
You can view your local auction house catalogues online,you don't have to attend the sale to bid,you can do it online or leave a bid on an item.You don't even need to go to the saleroom to view the item,they will do a condition report for free."#furnituresnobberyforthewin I’m glad to see you’re replying according to my OP… How do you feel about the meatballs and jam? I’m on the edge of my seat | |||
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"I don't actually have any labels on the furniture I do have. Which now makes me sad I can't look the names up. This means I now need to go to IKEA and treat myself to something right?? "I was thinking that. I always peel them off once assembled. I do have a draw full of instructions though....should have thought to check that before I started a 4 hour drive as now can't remember what anything is called bar the seemingly judgemental mattress......  | |||
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"I've not managed to find anything shocking. Our bed, IDANAS, is named after a place which is slightly disappointing. I like that TROFAST means loyal.
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"I don't actually have any labels on the furniture I do have. Which now makes me sad I can't look the names up. This means I now need to go to IKEA and treat myself to something right??
I was thinking that. I always peel them off once assembled.
I do have a draw full of instructions though....should have thought to check that before I started a 4 hour drive as now can't remember what anything is called bar the seemingly judgemental mattress...... "I get rid of the instructions - I do have several little bags of spare bits they send..... Or I hope they are spare!! | |||
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"I've not managed to find anything shocking. Our bed, IDANAS, is named after a place which is slightly disappointing. I like that TROFAST means loyal.
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My mattress protector was very judgey"Was it called ITSPISS?
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"I don't actually have any labels on the furniture I do have. Which now makes me sad I can't look the names up. This means I now need to go to IKEA and treat myself to something right??
I was thinking that. I always peel them off once assembled.
I do have a draw full of instructions though....should have thought to check that before I started a 4 hour drive as now can't remember what anything is called bar the seemingly judgemental mattress......
I get rid of the instructions - I do have several little bags of spare bits they send..... Or I hope they are spare!! "Even with a few missing screws they're still a more stable cabinet than Rishi has........ | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name "There’s a joke in this somewhere but you will have to put it together yourself | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name "Is it called ARSBËNCH ?  | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
There’s a joke in this somewhere but you will have to put it together yourself "Is Allen Key anywhere around? Gonna need help | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ? "FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi! | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ?
FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi! "Don't he's being a dick
ARSBENCH.... Arse Bench | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ?
FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi!
Don't he's being a dick
ARSBENCH.... Arse Bench "You say that as if I literally just made that name up?
*I may have....... | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ?
FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi!
Don't he's being a dick
ARSBENCH.... Arse Bench "EKENÄSET. It means The Oak Island. Apparently. I hope you're satisfied, Obi  | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ?
FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi!
Don't he's being a dick
ARSBENCH.... Arse Bench
EKENÄSET.
It means The Oak Island. Apparently.
I hope you're satisfied, Obi "Only if its made of oak.... | |||
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"Currently sitting on an IKEA sofa but CBA finding out its name
Is it called ARSBËNCH ?
FFS, now I'm going to have to haul my disabled ass off this IKEA item to bloody well check! Obi!
Don't he's being a dick
ARSBENCH.... Arse Bench
EKENÄSET.
It means The Oak Island. Apparently.
I hope you're satisfied, Obi
Only if its made of oak.... "I asked the woodworm but they only spoke Swedish | |||
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