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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love roller coasters but i close my eyes from the start to the stop , lol Hate heights make me feel weird and can cope with me eyes closed , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like sex

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I hate heights and remember being at the top of the CNN Tower and being sick

The thought of walking across the glass floor still makes me want to heave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bounced a football off of Andrew Gardner's head as he gave a live news report for ITN about the Brixton prison escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant blow my nose without gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a very sensible person and not ditzy at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible "

No way!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

I was a contestant on the Generation Game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

No way!"

Yes way! Never got one stuck.... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

No way!"

Yes way! Never got one stuck.... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

No way!

Yes way! Never got one stuck.... Yet"

I wanna see lol

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

My age varies from 21 to 51 on wii fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a Moodycow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

No way!

Yes way! Never got one stuck.... Yet

I wanna see lol"
me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a contestant on the Generation Game."
Was you really wow . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible

No way!

Yes way! Never got one stuck.... Yet

I wanna see lol me too x "

ill do it when i get home from work an post a pic for you to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im pretty accident prone as well! the list of injuries follow: fractured skull, broken right thumb, broken right little finger, also dislocated right little finger, tore all the tendons in my left foot, tore lateral left knee ligaments, tore medial right knee ligaments.

current injuries are sliped disc in lower back and torn hip flexor muscle..... considering im only 25 im falling to bits

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have three ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im pretty accident prone as well! the list of injuries follow: fractured skull, broken right thumb, broken right little finger, also dislocated right little finger, tore all the tendons in my left foot, tore lateral left knee ligaments, tore medial right knee ligaments.

current injuries are sliped disc in lower back and torn hip flexor muscle..... considering im only 25 im falling to bits

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you may just end up being a bionic man ooo with super powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a post mortem . . . and actually had to squeeze some chap's heart as he went into cardiac arrest during an emergency op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im pretty accident prone as well! the list of injuries follow: fractured skull, broken right thumb, broken right little finger, also dislocated right little finger, tore all the tendons in my left foot, tore lateral left knee ligaments, tore medial right knee ligaments.

current injuries are sliped disc in lower back and torn hip flexor muscle..... considering im only 25 im falling to bits

you may just end up being a bionic man ooo with super powers. "

forgot my favourite one! i tore my right ear off as a kid and had to get it surgically glued back on, i didnt even know it happened! till next door fainted haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

If I posted it on here you would "know" so I can't post it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the forums most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of mine is bigger than the other one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once played guitar on the diane solomon show.. WHHHOOOOOO (ask your mums )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex father-in-law was the drummer in an old 60/70s rock band.. Many recent bands have done cover versions of their songs !?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Hung like a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a compulsive liar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen a post mortem . . . and actually had to squeeze some chap's heart as he went into cardiac arrest during an emergency op

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ooooo my oo i would have passed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love quad bike racing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"im pretty accident prone as well! the list of injuries follow: fractured skull, broken right thumb, broken right little finger, also dislocated right little finger, tore all the tendons in my left foot, tore lateral left knee ligaments, tore medial right knee ligaments.

current injuries are sliped disc in lower back and torn hip flexor muscle..... considering im only 25 im falling to bits

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if you were a horse, we would shoot you !

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm really a TV masseuse to the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave"

Did you get to experience his bad seed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave

Did you get to experience his bad seed ? "

not quite. he lived in a mock tudor block off brixton hill that had its own swimming pool. like something out of the prisoner. my dads pub was next door and i was a mature 17 year old shagging a 28 year old who lived there(go me!) so we knew each other in passing. I came out of her flat one day to find Nick jacking up by the pool. He was evicted shortly after .

God I miss those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave

Did you get to experience his bad seed ?

not quite. he lived in a mock tudor block off brixton hill that had its own swimming pool. like something out of the prisoner. my dads pub was next door and i was a mature 17 year old shagging a 28 year old who lived there(go me!) so we knew each other in passing. I came out of her flat one day to find Nick jacking up by the pool. He was evicted shortly after .

God I miss those days "

I suppose that's preferable to finding him jacking off.

I quite like some of his stuff though.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I can be unbelievably bitchy and nasty if pushed but generally dont. If I am cheeky and sarcastic you will know about it.

I also generally wear my heart on my sleeve.

I have never broken any bone in my body and pretty sure they wouldnt be able to touch me to examine me until they sedated me. I would kick bite spit and swear to stop them touching me for fear of the pain....o and I would cry......baby arent I lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave

Did you get to experience his bad seed ?

not quite. he lived in a mock tudor block off brixton hill that had its own swimming pool. like something out of the prisoner. my dads pub was next door and i was a mature 17 year old shagging a 28 year old who lived there(go me!) so we knew each other in passing. I came out of her flat one day to find Nick jacking up by the pool. He was evicted shortly after .

God I miss those days

I suppose that's preferable to finding him jacking off.

I quite like some of his stuff though. "

so do i but i can't listen to into my arms without a wry grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a drummer in a very bad punk band. Actually that's not fair, the band were ok, just me that was rubbish...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I get my right and left mixed up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you write with your right then you'd be left with your left. Ignore if your left handed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love eating ice ....... drives some mad my crushing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair is really grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dyslexia, when I was younger I wrote left handed and from right to left and the text was a mirror image of what it should be. The teachers made me write with my right hand, now I write the correct way but my handwriting is awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I study greek mythology and culture as a hobby

And i have one blue eye and one green with a touch of amber at the bottom of the left side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born in Canada.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't anything you DO know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have dyslexia, when I was younger I wrote left handed and from right to left and the text was a mirror image of what it should be. The teachers made me write with my right hand, now I write the correct way but my handwriting is awful! "

To me that just sounds really bloody clever

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I came down the Olympic Bobsleigh run in Innsbruck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have dyslexia, when I was younger I wrote left handed and from right to left and the text was a mirror image of what it should be. The teachers made me write with my right hand, now I write the correct way but my handwriting is awful!

To me that just sounds really bloody clever"
wow i have dyslexia and left handed and my wrighing is awful .. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, m a twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im bloody good at angry birds on the x box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my bday today..... Ok you may well have known that but what you didn't know it's also my mums and aunties birthday as well!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I could strip clean and reassemble a browning nine millimetre before my seventh birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed my entertainers badge in the scouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once defeated the evil galactic empire with nothing more than a stick of dynamite, a right shoe and half a bottle of lucazade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment im covered in white paint, even managed to get it on the souls of my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive an autie 5months younger than me !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's my bday today..... Ok you may well have known that but what you didn't know it's also my mums and aunties birthday as well! "
Big Kiss X Hope you have a good one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the moment im covered in white paint, even managed to get it on the souls of my feet "

Dare I ask what u have been doing ??? and where is Dave? lol no don't answer the second bit lol ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the moment im covered in white paint, even managed to get it on the souls of my feet

Dare I ask what u have been doing ??? and where is Dave? lol no don't answer the second bit lol ........... "

Daves in work, daughter been helping me, its everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a contestant on the weakest link

Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's my bday today..... Ok you may well have known that but what you didn't know it's also my mums and aunties birthday as well! Big Kiss X Hope you have a good one xxx"

Thanks! Xxxx

I will do once I get out if this bloody office! A few bottles tonight should set me right

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am ambidextre....

Not bad when it come to treat a lady in bed. One hand is always ready to take over when the over one is tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ambidextrous. (B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am ambidextre....

Not bad when it come to treat a lady in bed. One hand is always ready to take over when the over one is tired "
could be very handy mmmmmmmm x

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I'm ambidextrous. (B)"

Thanks for the right spelling in english. I just type it as it is in french

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a twin

Not very exciting I know but couldn't think of anything else lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a twin

Not very exciting I know but couldn't think of anything else lol"
wow well thats lovely xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever fabs my pictures....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever fabs my pictures.... "

not true you have 11 fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came down the Olympic Bobsleigh run in Innsbruck"

well I hope you wiped it over afterwards! that must have played havoc with the ice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever fabs my pictures....

not true you have 11 fabs "

I meant to say women...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a twin

Not very exciting I know but couldn't think of anything else lol"

Snap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a twin

Not very exciting I know but couldn't think of anything else lol

Snap lol "
twin are very special thats lovely .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once held the trampolining championship award for 3 years running in my county when I was in secondary school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently soaking wet !!

* and not in a good way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm currently soaking wet !!

* and not in a good way!! "
really ? in what way ? been out in rain ? ill and sweating ? or been in the river?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once held the trampolining championship award for 3 years running in my county when I was in secondary school! "

Well done Luke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Teenager I swam for Yorkshire

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids

I find it impossible to swallow pills without making a big childish fuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i haven't slept with any twins yet.

separately or together.

very high on my wish list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a birthmark on the bottom of my right foot. my mum told me when i was a kid it meant i`d travel the world

but am scared of flying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently soaking wet !!

* and not in a good way!! really ? in what way ? been out in rain ? ill and sweating ? or been in the river?"

Lol! Nothing dramatic - popped out for lunch - torrential rain - no brolly = drowned rat!!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I was driving a 44ft coach along the South Circular Road (near Forest Hill) when it into a skid and ended up side ways along the road. Amazingly i didn't hit anything.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once held the trampolining championship award for 3 years running in my county when I was in secondary school!

Well done Luke. "

Oh your funny lol.... Luke doesn't flutter his eyelashes like so

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york


"I hate heights and remember being at the top of the CNN Tower and being sick

The thought of walking across the glass floor still makes me want to heave."
. I loved the glass floor inthe cnn tower and jumped on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love American football and fav team ate the new England patriots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not fond of heights.....but have done 3 parachute jumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i haven't slept with any twins yet.

separately or together.

very high on my wish list"

you want me to ask him if he will meet you?

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"i haven't slept with any twins yet.

separately or together.

very high on my wish list

you want me to ask him if he will meet you? "

It just had to be A guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes have a sit down piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a perv !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes have a sit down piss"

well done you

all men should sit to piss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, and here's me thinking I was going to get ridiculed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once threw a sandwich in the face of rhodri Morgan, then first minister of Wales, for a bet on a beach in west Wales, he called me a cunt too. Then decorated his living room about a month after, he didn't recognise me thank fuck haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes have a sit down piss

well done you

all men should sit to piss lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a spot on my bum

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W F AREA

i held a record a LONG time ago for giving birth in my local Hospital to the longest baby, 2FT 1 in

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"i held a record a LONG time ago for giving birth in my local Hospital to the longest baby, 2FT 1 in "
....How tall is he or she now?

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W F AREA


"i held a record a LONG time ago for giving birth in my local Hospital to the longest baby, 2FT 1 in ....How tall is he or she now? 5ft 6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks, and here's me thinking I was going to get ridiculed "

Girl pants

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am a twin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely terrified of needles so much I pass out...but I have a large tattoo that didn't bother me at all to have done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have three ears."

The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear.

Eye thenk yew!

*takes bow for crappy joke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hottt n genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a twin..."
you really ?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I am a twin... you really ?"
....YES i am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late father worked with Fred West in the 70's

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"My late father worked with Fred West in the 70's "

Fantastic derriere

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I write poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I write poetry."

that didnt rhyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My late father worked with Fred West in the 70's

Fantastic derriere "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only claim to fame was having a kick around with Stuart Pearce back in the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a crap shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch the floor with my hands flat on the floor, without bending my knees

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over a year ago

When GMTV wad first aired in the early 80's they filmed at my junior school and I got to tell a joke that was aired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am innocent and don't do rude things! And don't look at rude pictures

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

I came first in an off road rally once and got the fastest time out of a hundred

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I am innocent and don't do rude things! And don't look at rude pictures "
...yeah righttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was going to say innocent but darn it i was in top 20 twice in daily telegraph fantasy football so had name printed in it and have appeared on local news a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch the floor with my hands flat on the floor, without bending my knees

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I'd like to see that.

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over a year ago


"I can touch the floor with my hands flat on the floor, without bending my knees

I'd like to see that. "

We may have to get QOT to demonstrate at the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dye my own hair, cut my own hair and today stripped some colour out of it with bicarb soda ....... and I still get complimented on it!

(not a hairdresser just cheap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wont to be loved

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear

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over a year ago


"I can touch the floor with my hands flat on the floor, without bending my knees

I'd like to see that.

We may have to get QOT to demonstrate at the social "

You can watch from the front and I'll watch from behind.

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage


"I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear"

Envious here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear"

I once impersonated Kylie Minogue and some bloke squeezed my left buttock n whispered filth in my ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear"

Is she still on display in Madame Tussaud's ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch the floor with my hands flat on the floor, without bending my knees

I'd like to see that.

We may have to get QOT to demonstrate at the social "

And I can do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear

Is she still on display in Madame Tussaud's ? "

Ooh ya bloody Doubting Thomas. Yes I think she is

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"I can put a £2 coin up my nose so it's no longer visible "

Think that's good? Chris Eubank can do it with a dustbin lid

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't actually eat chocolate...

But I advocate everyone else doing it

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I use to play the violin at school and played (not very well) in the orchestra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a UEFA B license qualified football coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in school i beat the whole of year 7 in shot put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the smell of milk makes me feel sick, so never have it in the house...

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I'm another twin. My mum didn't know she was having twins until I was born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really a virgin and a prude.lol.all my veries are paid for.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Even though I am a life long Labour supporter and voter, I have been in a group who shared lunch and chat with Tory peer Lord Ashcroft...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 17 I started a relationship with my mums 31 year old married best friend that happened to be an escort who worked in Mayfair, it was an exciting time, experimental sex, money, she even let me drive her BMW. Turned out she was an alchoholic and her husband used to beat her if she didn't make enough money. We moved to Nottingham where I felt trapped for 5 years because my mother wouldn't talk to me for running away with her friend and at that young age I had no idea what to do.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"[Removed by poster at 21/03/13 19:39:43]"

It was there for 5 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in 1979/80 i lived next door to Nick Cave"

Was that near where the wild roses grow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant blow my nose without gagging "

i cant hold a piece of paper between my lips /teeth without doing the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have worked as an extra in a tv programme

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I write poetry.

that didnt rhyme"

It was blank verse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can chew a banana with my butt

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I (Mart) once got into a wrestling match with Rutger Hauer, it started off playful but got quite competitive!

(Legally I'm not allowed to say who won, in case it damages his "hard mutha-f*****" reputation but I'll give you a clue... it wasnt him! lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can chew a banana with my butt "
is that a hard one or soft ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (Mart) once got into a wrestling match with Rutger Hauer, it started off playful but got quite competitive!

(Legally I'm not allowed to say who won, in case it damages his "hard mutha-f*****" reputation but I'll give you a clue... it wasnt him! lol) "
Was it your finger in the higher mart as revenge?poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 17 I started a relationship with my mums 31 year old married best friend that happened to be an escort who worked in Mayfair, it was an exciting time, experimental sex, money, she even let me drive her BMW. Turned out she was an alchoholic and her husband used to beat her if she didn't make enough money. We moved to Nottingham where I felt trapped for 5 years because my mother wouldn't talk to me for running away with her friend and at that young age I had no idea what to do. "

Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an astrophysicist

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I was an 18-30 holiday rep in Ibiza.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"I was born in Canada."

So was I .

I speak French fluently,can understand/ read dutch and still speak a bit,studying German and Spanish in college(but lost loads) and took a semester in mandarin Chinese( even passed with 82%. )

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I love roller coasters but i close my eyes from the start to the stop , lol Hate heights make me feel weird and can cope with me eyes closed , lol "

I have a morbid fear of...worms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to try sex in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At weekends, I generally wear Court shoes in blue, and call myself Cynthia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squeezed Kylie Minogues left buttock and whispered in her ear

Is she still on display in Madame Tussaud's ? "

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold my breath for 3 minutes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At weekends, I generally wear Court shoes in blue, and call myself Cynthia."

Hi Cynthia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate heights lol

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At weekends, I generally wear Court shoes in blue, and call myself Cynthia.

Hi Cynthia "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan, and at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.

I once had dinner with Billy Connolly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan, and at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.

I once had dinner with Billy Connolly."

I don't wear underwear with my kilt x

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan, and at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.

I once had dinner with Billy Connolly."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Scottish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very flexiable Can bend , stretch touch and hit high spots

I love ginger beer....

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