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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter

I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.

Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.

I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex

Pizza hut sent me 4 slices of garlic bread instead of 2 with my pizza

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over

I won a lotto lucky dip

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'm 455 calories under my recommended deficit

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By *CLM87Woman
49 weeks ago

Derbyshire

I've eaten shit the last few days and lost a lb

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"Pizza hut sent me 4 slices of garlic bread instead of 2 with my pizza "

Starting off strong here!

What pizza we talking about? Love a vegan pizza.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
49 weeks ago

Ipswich


"I won a lotto lucky dip"

Done my euro millions for tomorrow evening

Only £110 million

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I won a lotto lucky dip"

Did you reinvest it in another one?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
49 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I purchased a new microwave

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I won a lotto lucky dip

Done my euro millions for tomorrow evening

Only £110 million "

If you win 110 million and you brag on here you'll forgo all your nectar points. Sorry I didn't male the rules.

Oh wait no I actually did apologise.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I found a galaxy bar at the back of my cupboard.

No I didn’t hide it like the advert.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I found a galaxy bar at the back of my cupboard.

No I didn’t hide it like the advert. "

Umm I feel like we all need to ask after the thread the other day but how did the nipples react to this discovery?

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I purchased a new microwave "

DING!!!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
49 weeks ago

Ipswich


"I won a lotto lucky dip

Done my euro millions for tomorrow evening

Only £110 million

If you win 110 million and you brag on here you'll forgo all your nectar points. Sorry I didn't male the rules.

Oh wait no I actually did apologise. "

Ha chances of winning are about 200m to 1 only ever won £10 a couple of times

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over


"I won a lotto lucky dip

Did you reinvest it in another one? "

They do that automatically for you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I found a galaxy bar at the back of my cupboard.

No I didn’t hide it like the advert.

Umm I feel like we all need to ask after the thread the other day but how did the nipples react to this discovery? "

It’s Thursday, angry as fuck nipples day, but the galaxy took the edge off for a moment.

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By *ad NannaWoman
49 weeks ago

East London

I was only charged £8.50 for my ¼ pounder, chips, cola and burger sauce, when it should have been £9.20, and he gave me a ½ pounder because he misheard me.

My dogs shared it with me.

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By *eronica78Woman
49 weeks ago

Naughtyville

I had two free chocolate bars with a work delivery today. Winning at life right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

2 weeks off work

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"2 weeks off work "

Loss of nectar points!!!

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I was only charged £8.50 for my ¼ pounder, chips, cola and burger sauce, when it should have been £9.20, and he gave me a ½ pounder because he misheard me.

My dogs shared it with me. "

Yeah I ain't going to London any time soon with those prices

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"2 weeks off work

Loss of nectar points!!!

"

it was well deserved if that counts

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"2 weeks off work

Loss of nectar points!!!

it was well deserved if that counts "

OK, It's only losing half the points then.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex


"Pizza hut sent me 4 slices of garlic bread instead of 2 with my pizza

Starting off strong here!

What pizza we talking about? Love a vegan pizza. "

Oh the total opposite to that, I’m afraid.

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By *r and Mrs CACACouple
49 weeks ago

congleton

We have a rare kid free weekend

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By *empest2KMan
49 weeks ago

Derby

The wi-fi connection at work didn't drop out today. That's a small win.

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By *arley QuimWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I was only charged £8.50 for my ¼ pounder, chips, cola and burger sauce, when it should have been £9.20, and he gave me a ½ pounder because he misheard me.

My dogs shared it with me.

Yeah I ain't going to London any time soon with those prices "

I paid £4 for a cheeseburger, chips, chilli dip, AND a can of Pepsi Max after work today

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By *arley QuimWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere

Oh, and the bus driver gave me a £1 under 21s ticket this morning... Sadly cos he couldn't break a tenner. Not because I look that young

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By *ags73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

0.2km over my walking target today

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By *estarossa.Woman
49 weeks ago

Flagrante

When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence!

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By *ldbutrandyMan
49 weeks ago

West Midlands

My BP was 109 /60. hb 61 pm. I'm happy with that

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By *ags73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence! "

It’s tricky with the modern pumps so fair play on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Dropped my toast before and it landed butter side up.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
49 weeks ago

West Midlands


"When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence! "

Wow. My ocd cripples me if I go over. I usually go for the next pound as a second chance

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I have the whole day to myself tomorrow for the first time in forever!

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By *ellhungvweMan
49 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Accidentally ordered a mixed box of king size and super king size condoms. If anyone wants the king size ones then let me know.

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By *ags73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence!

Wow. My ocd cripples me if I go over. I usually go for the next pound as a second chance "

This is ages ago and a pub conversation thing but a guy claimed he always did £xx.13 to piss off his wife when she read the joint account statement

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I managed to put exactly £20 of fuel in the car this evening...

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By *ldbutrandyMan
49 weeks ago

West Midlands


"I managed to put exactly £20 of fuel in the car this evening... "

That'll see you a day at most , same again tomorrow?

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By *uri00620Woman
49 weeks ago

Croydon


"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.

Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.

I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend. "

I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag)

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By *istr3ssWoman
49 weeks ago

Catterick


"When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence! "

That's impressive. Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Iv’e got a fully charged phone in my hand.

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By *uke OzadeMan
49 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I made beignets last night

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

I shot my first hare the other day.

The mr

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By *ealitybitesMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast

My homemade penis ruler was shorter than required

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone

My train into the office on time (so far!). Wish me luck!

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.

Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.

I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.

I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag) "

I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter

Today's humble brag

My new shower gel smells amazing, giving away free sniffs of my neck all day.

One day only offer.

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By *oofy321Man
49 weeks ago

moon base zero

My crypto jumped from £4 to £15

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By *uri00620Woman
49 weeks ago

Croydon


"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.

Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.

I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.

I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag)

I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points. "

Ahh maybe... couldn't help myself.

Nectar points - have at em'. Buy yourself a Wagon Wheel I must have about 80p worth.

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By *estarossa.Woman
49 weeks ago

Flagrante


"I shot my first hare the other day.

The mr "

I hope that was with a camera.

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

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I found a five pound note in a coat I've not worn for a fair few months. Going to get some sugary monstrosity of a coffee with it. #humblebrag

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By *rHotNottsMan
49 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I I’ve got one of my staff an 8% rise today, I said if it’s a issue take it off my salary because he deserves it more. Feels good to reward people

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I I’ve got one of my staff an 8% rise today, I said if it’s a issue take it off my salary because he deserves it more. Feels good to reward people "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Central


"I purchased a new microwave "

Any tips? You can humble brag that you gave me some advice on getting one

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.

Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.

I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.

I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag)

I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points.

Ahh maybe... couldn't help myself.

Nectar points - have at em'. Buy yourself a Wagon Wheel I must have about 80p worth. "

Ah I might need to think of a new punishment here.... I'll get back to.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
49 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My brag is work related and would probably make most of you so I'll keep it to myself

Tinder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ummm, I got nothing. Not even the humblest of brags.

J

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By *zeroMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

I went to an Indian takeaway that wasn't my usual one and they surprised me with some haggis pakora when I asked for a mixed one.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I purchased a new microwave

Any tips? You can humble brag that you gave me some advice on getting one "

If you just need to blast heat food, then get 1,000W. Anything else is just Meh...

If you're going to cook cook, then get combi so you microwave (deep into chicken joints) while browning with the grill or oven settings (crispy skin).

Hope that helps?

To OP, can I get Clubcard rather than Nectar Points please...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
49 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I've had three shits today

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By *ippingDeeplyMan
49 weeks ago

Bath

Still have a job… despite wanting to tell my boss that they’re a c*nt today

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
49 weeks ago

Durham

I found a fiver this morning, in the back pocket of a pair of jeans I haven't worn in months

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By *ools and the brainCouple
49 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I found a fiver this morning, in the back pocket of a pair of jeans I haven't worn in months "

It's mine I left it there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Central


"I purchased a new microwave

Any tips? You can humble brag that you gave me some advice on getting one

If you just need to blast heat food, then get 1,000W. Anything else is just Meh...

If you're going to cook cook, then get combi so you microwave (deep into chicken joints) while browning with the grill or oven settings (crispy skin).

Hope that helps?

To OP, can I get Clubcard rather than Nectar Points please..."

Thanks. Helpful.

Even more, if a specific deal is included

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Thanks. Helpful.

Even more, if a specific deal is included "

Panasonic is my go-to combi microwave brand. I'm on my second "commercial kitchen" designed model - the door opens downwards so you can rest dishes on the door to stir etc. My first one lasted over 10 years, used many times per day.

There is a warehouse in Birmingham that reconditions new (buyer didn't like so returned) for a third less than totally new. PM me if you need me to look up my order emails for the seller.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
49 weeks ago

Cheshire

My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.

I am so happy now

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.

I am so happy now "

Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing

MrsAbz

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
49 weeks ago

Cheshire


"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.

I am so happy now

Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing

MrsAbz"

The humble toasted bread is truly a magnificent culinary experience.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.

I am so happy now

Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing

MrsAbz

The humble toasted bread is truly a magnificent culinary experience. "

Honestly one the best things you can put in your mouth. Always satisfies

MrsAbz

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By *reat me rightWoman
49 weeks ago

Rotherham

I did well out of the charity shops in the village today

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By *ACOLCouple
49 weeks ago

limerick

We won our basketball blitz, Into the finals next week

Lina.

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