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"Me, probably. On World Book Day dressed as a Ladybird, lurkin near the gherkins "I bet it cheered a lot of people up | |||
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"Once....... A few months ago .... I know you won't believe this but I went into ASDA and there were some workers stacking shelves without shouting at each other, telling jokes and stories about d*unken exploits and some of them even smiled and spoke to customers and went to assist without humphin aloud...... True story .... honest" Thay always happily help me, you must appear less likeable. | |||
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"Once....... A few months ago .... I know you won't believe this but I went into ASDA and there were some workers stacking shelves without shouting at each other, telling jokes and stories about d*unken exploits and some of them even smiled and spoke to customers and went to assist without humphin aloud...... True story .... honest Thay always happily help me, you must appear less likeable. " That's pretty near impossible. | |||
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"I’ve seen quite a few folks in slippers and pyjamas but never a snake yet I am jealous! "Where I live there is a lot of the pjs/slippers/spliff combo going on until around lunchtime 
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"I was a bit grumpy yesterday so here's a light hearted thread. On Saturday lunchtime I went to a local supermarket and found a man asleep on a shelf cradling his basket of goods. I've just come back from a different supermarket where a guy was doing his shopping with a snake draped around him (and no it wasn't Big Harold - it was an an actual, live snake!). What is the strangest thing you have seen whilst buying your groceries? " Wow where do you shop so i stay away from there | |||
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"People touching all the rolls and putting them back in the basket not to buy any they’d just handled. Best one was some mum letting her kid pick up foods from the fridge section, lick and replace. " Licking?? That is taking try before you buy too far. I'm not one for unnecessary touching.
I have also seen a family eating one of those rotisseie chickens whilst they did the weekly shop! | |||
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"Me, probably. On World Book Day dressed as a Ladybird, lurkin near the gherkins "That would be a sight to behold! Love it  | |||
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"Once....... A few months ago .... I know you won't believe this but I went into ASDA and there were some workers stacking shelves without shouting at each other, telling jokes and stories about d*unken exploits and some of them even smiled and spoke to customers and went to assist without humphin aloud...... True story .... honest" Amazing. I was once directed to the correct aisle too. Wonders will never cease! | |||
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"I once saw someone try to do that thing where they ride the shopping trolley by running up and jumping off their feet. It must've had a bum wheel though they went crashing into the side of the shelves "We have all had a little shopping trolley collision haven't we? Haven't we?? | |||
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"I was a bit grumpy yesterday so here's a light hearted thread. On Saturday lunchtime I went to a local supermarket and found a man asleep on a shelf cradling his basket of goods. I've just come back from a different supermarket where a guy was doing his shopping with a snake draped around him (and no it wasn't Big Harold - it was an an actual, live snake!). What is the strangest thing you have seen whilst buying your groceries? Wow where do you shop so i stay away from there "Sarf London innit | |||
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"Reasonably priced food was pretty strange " You are not wrong there | |||
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"I've seen a shoplifter trying to escape in a store in the States just as a member of staff who was easily 7 foot tall and built like a WWE wrestler happily pushing a long line of trollies back through the main door. I knew what would happen and there was no way the thief was getting passed this guy. I was completely wrong. The big guy continued what he was doing while singing a Disney song and out of nowhere the smallest security guard I've ever seen appeared and clotheslined the guy. She wasn't even 5 feet tall but she jumped in the air and wiped him out before flipping him face down and securing his hands with cable ties. As she was walking away with him the WWE guy turned to me and said " you've just witnessed our rottweiler in action. Nothing ever gets passed her!"" It's always the small ones you need to watch out for | |||
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"A couple of months ago I was behind a man in a queue, he pulled a load of change out of his pocket, handed it to the woman behind the till and said, sorry, its all stuck together I think its jam. Oh, and there was that one time a woman was rollerskating around Tesco topless, with security chasing her!" I hope it was jam
OMG if anyone can top the topless rollerskater then I will streak round my local Tesco Express. That is awesome and I think we have our winner! | |||
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"A couple of months ago I was behind a man in a queue, he pulled a load of change out of his pocket, handed it to the woman behind the till and said, sorry, its all stuck together I think its jam. Oh, and there was that one time a woman was rollerskating around Tesco topless, with security chasing her!" Jam?! I would quit on the spot | |||
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