FabSwingers.com forum: Penis Toes

By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Having enjoyed the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" in which one of the alternate universes contains a hot dog finger world, I think I'd like to live in a world where each of my toes was a penis.

And my heels were comfy testicles for walking on. Springy and bouncy. Like boobies, only bollies.

And and and my ejaculate would be like Spiderman's webbing so I could swing upside down from buildings by my penis toes.

Plus, if I was going out somewhere dead posh I could slip into a pair of velvety vagina brogues.

Which is nice.

So my question is - when does the sun really, really start coming out to play properly?

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands

About 11ish?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

" I'd like to live in a world where each of my toes was a penis.

Given how often I stub my toes on things.......I'm gonna say nope.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

" I'd like to live in a world where each of my toes was a penis.

Given how often I stub my toes on things.......I'm gonna say nope.

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary

In that world you've just described? Never I hope, it was truly horrifying

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Cool. Sun out at 11am here then.

And always in the penis toe world.

Stubbing toes doesn't hurt there either - it's more like a mini orgasm from toes through thighs and spine to the top of the head.

Quite nice really.

And the sun looks like a smiling pygmy goat.

I might modify the Spidersmeg swinging though.

That was a tad weird x.

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