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"Negative, Piscean. I'm going to bed to listen to a man cough. Is it that lady from the corner shop?" I got this, no it's my fwb and I don't live near that shop now  | |||
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"Not tonight but tomorrow. Does that count? " Not really, I'll ask again tomorrow | |||
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"I wish." Your time will come | |||
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"Definitely not me but give her one from me bud "I'd say I'll keep you in mind but that might hamper me a bit, I'll light a candle for you | |||
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"I’m gonna give it a miss tonight PD Unless anyone doesn’t care about potentially catching the plague, there’s some room in my bed. " I'm happy to catch your plague, it would be worth it  | |||
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"I may well have an orgasm, I really need one." A orgasm a day helps keep the anger at bay | |||
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"Definitely not me but give her one from me bud
I'd say I'll keep you in mind but that might hamper me a bit, I'll light a candle for you"Make it a posh Elderberry one or something though  | |||
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"I wish. Your time will come " That sounds faintly ominous! | |||
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"Enjoy body. I want off for tonight. Maybe this weekend " I'm sensing some predictive text mistakes in this | |||
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"I don't want to say something that will put you off the muff champ" Would be hard to, I'm in the zone | |||
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"Sorry, difficult decision but will be feasting my eyes on the final round of rugby this weekend. I would never have sex for a whole year if Italy beat Wales this weekend!" You may not get wood but Wales will in the shape of a spoon. | |||
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"I’m going to sit on my hand for half hour before bed, closest I’ll get tonight "I feel you, maybe you will get some soon | |||
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"Definitely not me but give her one from me bud
I'd say I'll keep you in mind but that might hamper me a bit, I'll light a candle for you
Make it a posh Elderberry one or something though "This house is full of different ones | |||
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"Not tonight. Watching Big Brother on catchup instead. Priorities and that. " I'm now thinking about my life choices | |||
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"I wish. Your time will come That sounds faintly ominous!" It's hope for the future | |||
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"I’m gonna give it a miss tonight PD Unless anyone doesn’t care about potentially catching the plague, there’s some room in my bed. I'm happy to catch your plague, it would be worth it "You’re the best. Don’t forget the Vicks! | |||
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"Sorry, difficult decision but will be feasting my eyes on the final round of rugby this weekend. I would never have sex for a whole year if Italy beat Wales this weekend!" I'm a England fan so Wales can do what they like | |||
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"Sex in a bit? I'm only asking because if you aren't I'm going to do it for you so you don't feel left out, I'm nice like that "Not tonight no, but I definitely appreciate you putting yourself out for a good cause! | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep!" You could just lay there and let him do all the work | |||
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"I’m gonna give it a miss tonight PD Unless anyone doesn’t care about potentially catching the plague, there’s some room in my bed. I'm happy to catch your plague, it would be worth it
You’re the best. Don’t forget the Vicks! "I'll be rubbing yours in gorgeous  | |||
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"Sex in a bit? I'm only asking because if you aren't I'm going to do it for you so you don't feel left out, I'm nice like that
Not tonight no, but I definitely appreciate you putting yourself out for a good cause!"I like helping the less fortunate | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep! You could just lay there and let him do all the work "Wait… you’ve met my ex wife then? pmsl | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep! You could just lay there and let him do all the work
Wait… you’ve met my ex wife then? pmsl" | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep! You could just lay there and let him do all the work "Thats what I usually do, but I'm too knackered even for that tonight! | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep! You could just lay there and let him do all the work
Thats what I usually do, but I'm too knackered even for that tonight! "Wait. You don’t look like my ex but you sound like her pmsl | |||
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"I'm way too knackered PD, all I want in bed tonight is a good sleep! You could just lay there and let him do all the work
Thats what I usually do, but I'm too knackered even for that tonight! " | |||
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"I wish. Your time will come That sounds faintly ominous! It's hope for the future " That sounds much better! | |||
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