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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Squirt forcefully while reverse parking up the downward slope of a cycle lane of a washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Granny. Put down the Gin bottle.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Whilst swigging Gin ....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Whilst swigging Gin .... "

Hahaha.

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

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Have an eyerolling, sheet gripping orgasm just by having a penis inserted inside her as she works out how to be a better woman.

Bonus real women points if she uses the following words - Daddy, Sir, Never been fucked so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Get pregnant?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Get pregnant? "

I've heard test tubes can do it ....

And someone called Mary did it on her own

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
49 weeks ago

The last house on the left…

...telll me to “Shut up & sit down”.

Do that & I’m dragging you to the altar

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Sounds like the mrs after she’s drank wine.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Get pregnant?

I've heard test tubes can do it ....

And someone called Mary did it on her own "

Test tubes can get pregnant?

She may have, but a malcolm wouldn't have been able to. All the wrong internals see, unless malcolm was a woman pretending to be a man, then she could have.

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By *heonetolickyougoodMan
49 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *olf and RedCouple
49 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red

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By *ora the explorerWoman
49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red "

With a skirt. And trainers

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By *ou only live onceMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red "

Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.

Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
49 weeks ago

North West


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red

Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.

Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!

"

*Waves placards*

Save my similarly-coloured skin!

Save my skin!

Hands off pop socks!

I'm gonna hand out flyers too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
49 weeks ago

North West


"Squirt forcefully while reverse parking up the downward slope of a cycle lane of a washing machine."

Multitasking Granny. It's the preserve of the female of the species *nods knowingly*

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By *ou only live onceMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red

Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.

Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!

*Waves placards*

Save my similarly-coloured skin!

Save my skin!

Hands off pop socks!

I'm gonna hand out flyers too. "

I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
49 weeks ago

North West


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red

Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.

Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!

*Waves placards*

Save my similarly-coloured skin!

Save my skin!

Hands off pop socks!

I'm gonna hand out flyers too.

I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick."

I'm going to buy some and wear them, just cos a MAN told me not to

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By *ou only live onceMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Wear tan coloured pop socks

Red

Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.

Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!

*Waves placards*

Save my similarly-coloured skin!

Save my skin!

Hands off pop socks!

I'm gonna hand out flyers too.

I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick.

I'm going to buy some and wear them, just cos a MAN told me not to "

Women!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
49 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

All this talk of wet washing machines is getting me reet horny so it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Gets popcorn to watch this movie

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By *ags73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I got what granny meant.

I wouldn’t like to be the guy trying to tell her a reduced energy spin on a new washing machine is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

And not once was anal mentioned

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By *adyBugsWoman
49 weeks ago

cognito

To get the lid off the jar of of baby pickles

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By *nitterWoman
49 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Twirl, throw glitter and eat cookies at the same time

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
49 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Was there a damp towel in the washing machine ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex


"Was there a damp towel in the washing machine ?"

Just when I thought I’d erased that thread from my memory

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
49 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Was there a damp towel in the washing machine ?

Just when I thought I’d erased that thread from my memory "

I think it’s going to be the new thread that just keeps giving

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Eat pussy

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