FabSwingers.com forum: Upsetting News

By *bi Haive OP Man
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So today I discovered that it's illegal in the UK to own a raccoon as a pet. Gutted as I've always wanted my own Trash Panda.

Very, very upsetting and disappointing.

Have you had any upsetting news recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I thought raccoons were only a thing in America?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I went to Lidl earlier and they didl have any vegan battered sausages - devastated.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Obi.

You have just ruined my entire day with that information.

How fucking dare you.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Get a chinchilla instead they way cuter

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By *ascaIMan
37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Yep, having a pretty bad day myself. Only 5 minutes ago I found out you can’t have raccoons as pets in the UK

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By *hristopherd999Man
37 weeks ago

Brentwood

"I went to Lidl earlier and they didl have any vegan battered sausages - devastated."

Is that sausages assaulted by vegans?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yep, having a pretty bad day myself. Only 5 minutes ago I found out you can’t have raccoons as pets in the UK

If you're upset I'm upset

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I went to Lidl earlier and they didl have any vegan battered sausages - devastated.

Is that sausages assaulted by vegans?"

vucking vicious vegans ..... yeah

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By *ensuallover1000Man
37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is it legal to own a colony of naked mole rats here in the UK?

If not then I’m bloody well emigrating in disgust!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"So today I discovered that it's illegal in the UK to own a raccoon as a pet."

You can keep chipmunks though. So at least that’s something.

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands

"Obi.

You have just ruined my entire day with that information.

How fucking dare you."

Mine too!!

I'm going to have to stick to just watching cute raccoon videos on twitter, but my dreams of owning one as pet have been shattered!

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By *estarossa.Woman
37 weeks ago

Flagrante

Yes a Toe-Rag of past aquintence keeps slithering back into my Lounge.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

If you're shattered , im shattered

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By *ex HolesMan
37 weeks ago

Up North

We don’t want Cyril Sneer on these lands anyway

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By *hristopherd999Man
37 weeks ago

Brentwood

"I went to Lidl earlier and they didl have any vegan battered sausages - devastated.

Is that sausages assaulted by vegans?

vucking vicious vegans ..... yeah"

Criminals

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Yes a Toe-Rag of past aquintence keeps slithering back into my Lounge."

That’s just a really scruffy cat, Tess. Not a raccoon.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
37 weeks ago

North Angus

Devastated, what about red pandas??

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

There was a albino kangaroo escaped on National Trust land in Warwick a few years back. Go for one of those.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

Can't get battered vegan raccoon on the shelves in Morrisons, for love nor money

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Devastated, what about red pandas??"

I think they should stick to blue and white like in z cars..... there 's no budget for fancy colours

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it legal to own a colony of naked mole rats here in the UK?

If not then I’m bloody well emigrating in disgust! "

If you're disgusted, I'm disgusted

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By *eneralKenobiMan
37 weeks ago

North Angus

"Devastated, what about red pandas??

I think they should stick to blue and white like in z cars..... there 's no budget for fancy colours "

But their high fives look like the best high fives!

I’ll just be over here making sad noises

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Devastated, what about red pandas??

I think they should stick to blue and white like in z cars..... there 's no budget for fancy colours

But their high fives look like the best high fives!

I’ll just be over here making sad noises "

BLT for me please...... eh ... you what ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"I went to Lidl earlier and they didl have any vegan battered sausages - devastated."

Say what now?? Vegan battered sausages? Battered? I need them in my life!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t believe it, if this was true, Cyril sheer and all his wealth would have moved here a long time ago, just to get away from them.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I went to buy some chunky steak pies and they'd sold out.. whats the world coming to

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Yes, cat litter none on shelf wtf

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By *edeWoman
37 weeks ago

the abyss

But they are so cute

What if I due all it's fur one colour? Will that throw of the PoPo?

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Obi.

You have just ruined my entire day with that information.

How fucking dare you."

Apologies raccoon twin.

Sad, sad news.

I mean....People are allowed multiple cats ffs! Why can I not just have one raccoon.

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