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"I've never disposed of a body carelessly" You don't strike me as a careless person at all Granny! | |||
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"Squirted " Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) | |||
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"Squirted " I'd be happy to help you change that x | |||
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"Swung a dwarf " I actually have! | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) " I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before | |||
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"Squirted I'd be happy to help you change that x" I'll keep your offer in mind | |||
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"I've never disposed of a body carelessly You don't strike me as a careless person at all Granny!" All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always | |||
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"I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before " Oh, it’s definitely not pee. I was just trying to make you feel better about missing out. | |||
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"All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always " Remind me never to be a loose end. | |||
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"Squirted I'd be happy to help you change that x I'll keep your offer in mind " You won't regret it | |||
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"All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always Remind me never to be a loose end. " The choice is not yours RTG ...... not yours at all | |||
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"Squirted I'd be happy to help you change that x I'll keep your offer in mind You won't regret it " I'm sure I won't | |||
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"Squirted I'd be happy to help you change that x I'll keep your offer in mind You won't regret it I'm sure I won't " To keep on topic.... I have never made Minx00 squirt (yet ) | |||
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"Squirted " That can be arranged | |||
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"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do " Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless. Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it. | |||
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"I've never disposed of a body carelessly" How many have you disposed of carefully? | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) " Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie! | |||
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"So many things. Car sex Squirted Ski Swam with sharks Been blown out a cannonball MFFFFFFFF (taking applications) Been to the moon Flown a rocket Eaten snails Sucked a toe Pegged anyone Whipped my arse with lettuce Seriously I've not lived. Mrs " I second that to all of the above | |||
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"So many things. Car sex Squirted Ski Swam with sharks Been blown out a cannonball MFFFFFFFF (taking applications) Been to the moon Flown a rocket Eaten snails Sucked a toe Pegged anyone Whipped my arse with lettuce Seriously I've not lived. Mrs I second that to all of the above " I can live without the lettuce arse whipping. | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie!" Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie! Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. " Thanks gorgeous | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie! Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. Thanks gorgeous " No problem lovely | |||
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"So many things. Car sex Squirted Ski Swam with sharks Been blown out a cannonball MFFFFFFFF (taking applications) Been to the moon Flown a rocket Eaten snails Sucked a toe Pegged anyone Whipped my arse with lettuce Seriously I've not lived. Mrs I second that to all of the above " Want to see how many we can tick off the list Minx000? | |||
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"So many things. Car sex Squirted Ski Swam with sharks Been blown out a cannonball MFFFFFFFF (taking applications) Been to the moon Flown a rocket Eaten snails Sucked a toe Pegged anyone Whipped my arse with lettuce Seriously I've not lived. Mrs " Out of all them iv only done 1, few are not my thing, but I'll let people speculate on whats, what lol. So I think I'm missing put as well here ?? | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before " Which thread, of many? !!! | |||
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"So many things. Car sex Squirted Ski Swam with sharks Been blown out a cannonball MFFFFFFFF (taking applications) Been to the moon Flown a rocket Eaten snails Sucked a toe Pegged anyone Whipped my arse with lettuce Seriously I've not lived. Mrs I second that to all of the above Want to see how many we can tick off the list Minx000? " Haw put yer flymo away! | |||
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"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do " Me also, never been in a betting shop and at 65 I doubt I ever will | |||
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"Eaten a kebab Really? " Yep unless a chip kebab counts | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie! Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. Thanks gorgeous No problem lovely " Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user! | |||
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"Eaten a kebab Really? Yep unless a chip kebab counts " Love a chip kebab with plenty of garlic mayo | |||
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"Squirted Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji Let it lie! Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. Thanks gorgeous No problem lovely Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user!" fair enough gorgeous | |||
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"Never had sex with a oriental women " Actually less exotically I haven’t had sex with a Welsh woman. To my shame. | |||
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"Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user!" I have. I do that most days, really. | |||
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"I’ve never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight." Unless my ex-wife counts. | |||
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"Never had a McDonalds or been in one " I’ve never had a McDonalds either! High-five buddy. | |||
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"Never had a McDonalds or been in one " Never even pinched a fry off anyone? | |||
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"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless. Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it. " I'd love to do the nc500 it's on my to-do list ..... | |||
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"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless. Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it. I'd love to do the nc500 it's on my to-do list ....." I’m not a fan of the NC500 idea. Its gorgeous up in Sutherland, Caithness and Rossshire and more seeing less vroom vroom would be my preference | |||
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"Never watched Dirty Dancing…." You’ll have the time of.. (No I can’t do it. Hear there’s a musical too) | |||
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"Squirted " I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x | |||
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"Squirted I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x " Message me | |||
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"Squirted I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x Message me " messaged you, x | |||
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"rode on the back of a hippopotamus whilst singing a Celine Dion song." | |||
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"Misty" You’re in good company. | |||
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"This surprises everyone….. Never given a Tit wank " And why is that then? Such a waste of talent | |||
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"Ive never had anal sex either way " Same. Don't think I'm ever gonna get to either. Time is getting on! | |||
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"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack. He left me a week later for Melanie. " He did! That charlatan!!! | |||
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"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack. He left me a week later for Melanie. He did! That charlatan!!! " That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful | |||
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"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack. He left me a week later for Melanie. He did! That charlatan!!! That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful " Is he still with Melanie? | |||
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"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack. He left me a week later for Melanie. He did! That charlatan!!! That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful Is he still with Melanie?" No Melanie is a lesbian now. | |||
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"No Melanie is a lesbian now. " I was going to say ‘fuck Melanie’ … and now it sounds like you might actually have a chance to! | |||
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"A vagina believe it or not but I was close to MMF in my last bicurious phase, which unfortunately I am back out of. Still in homo mode at the moment. " A lot of men are probably thinking that’s a very wise move | |||
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"No Melanie is a lesbian now. I was going to say ‘fuck Melanie’ … and now it sounds like you might actually have a chance to!" There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world " Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster! | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!" Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand! Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them. It’s the story of my life, literally. | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster! Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand! Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them. It’s the story of my life, literally. " I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring? | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster! Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand! Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them. It’s the story of my life, literally. " Never know Melanie and her wife might be up for it! Then tell Andy what he missed out on! I’m sure he’ll be on the next plane back. | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster! Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand! Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them. It’s the story of my life, literally. I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring?" I’ve actually just gone to check on them on fb and I can see that Andy shared the Eric Prydz “call on me” video to his profile with the caption “uuuugh 20 years ago” and Melanie has changed her profile picture to the family dog. Does that mean they split up? I thre the ring in the bin after arts and crafts class when I found out about the affair. | |||
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"Been rummaging through my drawers and all I need now is a gold paper clip. Got the plastic jewel and blue tack to finish a little project I’ve been working on. Just hope she says yes. " This is actually triggering. I’m triggered. Mods!!! | |||
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"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster! Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand! Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them. It’s the story of my life, literally. I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring? I’ve actually just gone to check on them on fb and I can see that Andy shared the Eric Prydz “call on me” video to his profile with the caption “uuuugh 20 years ago” and Melanie has changed her profile picture to the family dog. Does that mean they split up? I thre the ring in the bin after arts and crafts class when I found out about the affair. " Bloody hell, I'm invested in this now I'll be needing regular updates! Andy sounds sad and Melanie changing her profile pic to the family dog, is it a cute dog? My dog is the cutest member of my family tbf Don't blame you about the ring at all, you don't need reminders! | |||
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"Ive never had anal sex either way " You... are missing out. | |||
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"Been rummaging through my drawers and all I need now is a gold paper clip. Got the plastic jewel and blue tack to finish a little project I’ve been working on. Just hope she says yes. This is actually triggering. I’m triggered. Mods!!!" I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cause any upset. But whilst I’ve got your attention.. you don’t happen to have a spare paper clip do you? | |||
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"I've never done karaoke If you had to… what’s your song gonna be? " An instrumental. | |||
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"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do " That makes two of us. | |||
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"I've never done karaoke If you had to… what’s your song gonna be? An instrumental. " That’s cheating! You’ll have to dance at least! | |||
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"I've never done karaoke If you had to… what’s your song gonna be? An instrumental. That’s cheating! You’ll have to dance at least! " Hum. | |||
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"I've never slapped a celebrity around the face with a wet fish." Which celeb would you want to slap the most given the chance? | |||
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"I've never made a naughty video " You can be in one of ours, next hotel meet with 3 extra guys you are invited | |||
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"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true " That is sad …. Do you know why not ? | |||
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"I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter" Would you burst? | |||
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"I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter Would you burst?" I don't know, never bought one | |||
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"Never watched porn! " Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together | |||
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"Never watched porn! Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together " I’ve never watched with a woman. | |||
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"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true " Awww. | |||
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"Never watched porn! Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together " So I have been told. x | |||
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"I've never made a naughty video You can be in one of ours, next hotel meet with 3 extra guys you are invited" Oooh sounds hot !! | |||
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"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true " Same here! | |||
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"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true Same here! " Me too | |||
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"Never watched porn! Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together I’ve never watched with a woman. " Really?It's so hot watching with someone else | |||
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"Really?It's so hot watching with someone else " ^ She’s right. It is. | |||
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"Really?It's so hot watching with someone else ^ She’s right. It is. " Maybe one day | |||
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