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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over

Ok for fun, how would you woo me or anyone else for that matter. Say you are in and message me or anyone else of who it is and how you would woo them. The person that gets the message posts it on the thread anonymously

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By *egDaySkipperMan
37 weeks ago

Liverpool

My method in wooing works on like 1% of the population

Dad jokes and grapes aren't very sought after

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"My method in wooing works on like 1% of the population

Dad jokes and grapes aren't very sought after "

I am sold lol

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary

Food MB always food

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"Food MB always food "

Probably the same tbh. Though it won't be a cheap night

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Food MB always food

Probably the same tbh. Though it won't be a cheap night "

It's my best chance

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"Food MB always food

Probably the same tbh. Though it won't be a cheap night

It's my best chance "

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I rarely take my own advice op. So I’m not about to start giving you some. You are going to ignore to

Some women could easily woo me, but I’m not telling him how they do it. And that’s like giving them a knife with my name on it and they can could control me.

* one for the Disney nerds

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"I rarely take my own advice op. So I’m not about to start giving you some. You are going to ignore to

Some women could easily woo me, but I’m not telling him how they do it. And that’s like giving them a knife with my name on it and they can could control me.

* one for the Disney nerds "

Some know exactly how, others need a tad of a nudge

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

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You, OP? I'd woo you with food. Really good food, cooked by my fair hands. Keep the conversation light and fairly fluffy. Food based. There's a motif to my wooing of you.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"You, OP? I'd woo you with food. Really good food, cooked by my fair hands. Keep the conversation light and fairly fluffy. Food based. There's a motif to my wooing of you. "

Very nice _eli, keep it tapas style, sipping a bit of drink too, chatting, nice music in the background. A few things like olives, and balsamic and lovely artisan bread to start with please.

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

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"You, OP? I'd woo you with food. Really good food, cooked by my fair hands. Keep the conversation light and fairly fluffy. Food based. There's a motif to my wooing of you.

Very nice _eli, keep it tapas style, sipping a bit of drink too, chatting, nice music in the background. A few things like olives, and balsamic and lovely artisan bread to start with please. "

Oh I completely f'd that. Apologies. I was meant to message and blah blah... sod it.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"You, OP? I'd woo you with food. Really good food, cooked by my fair hands. Keep the conversation light and fairly fluffy. Food based. There's a motif to my wooing of you.

Very nice _eli, keep it tapas style, sipping a bit of drink too, chatting, nice music in the background. A few things like olives, and balsamic and lovely artisan bread to start with please.

Oh I completely f'd that. Apologies. I was meant to message and blah blah... sod it."

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

My woo days are pretty much over

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"My woo days are pretty much over "

I am sure plenty willing to woo you Nat

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

If someone actually used the word woo and me in the same sentence I’d retch

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"If someone actually used the word woo and me in the same sentence I’d retch "

Like anything else, depends how you interprete it. I read it like just nice, comfortable time that allows some connection which does not have to be sexual of course. But people expect and or enjoy different things

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"If someone actually used the word woo and me in the same sentence I’d retch

Like anything else, depends how you interprete it. I read it like just nice, comfortable time that allows some connection which does not have to be sexual of course. But people expect and or enjoy different things"

It’s just the sentiment I dislike. To me it’s cyclical to set out to make someone attracted. But that’s just me. Not saying others shouldn’t enjoy that.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"If someone actually used the word woo and me in the same sentence I’d retch

Like anything else, depends how you interprete it. I read it like just nice, comfortable time that allows some connection which does not have to be sexual of course. But people expect and or enjoy different things

It’s just the sentiment I dislike. To me it’s cyclical to set out to make someone attracted. But that’s just me. Not saying others shouldn’t enjoy that. "

I do get what you mean to be fair in that context

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"My woo days are pretty much over

I am sure plenty willing to woo you Nat "

At this stage I am over it all at the moment

For now give me about 6 months and you really see me woo

I am in the process off take the last steps off closeing a door for good

I been putting it off in hope for years and years but I have came to the understanding that I waisted that time and they aren’t coming back so time to close that door

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"My woo days are pretty much over

I am sure plenty willing to woo you Nat

At this stage I am over it all at the moment

For now give me about 6 months and you really see me woo

I am in the process off take the last steps off closeing a door for good

I been putting it off in hope for years and years but I have came to the understanding that I waisted that time and they aren’t coming back so time to close that door "

Sorry obviously but that might give you closure and bring eventually some relief and allow you to move forward. All the best

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton

If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!"

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"My woo days are pretty much over

I am sure plenty willing to woo you Nat

At this stage I am over it all at the moment

For now give me about 6 months and you really see me woo

I am in the process off take the last steps off closeing a door for good

I been putting it off in hope for years and years but I have came to the understanding that I waisted that time and they aren’t coming back so time to close that door

Sorry obviously but that might give you closure and bring eventually some relief and allow you to move forward. All the best "

Not a done deal at this point just thought in my head at the moment

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work "

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer."

You can post video.

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer.

You can post video. "

I could...

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer."

Excellent. You remember first time we chatted on the forum I mentioned your regal and arty look, you are obviously into your different forms of ary and good at it. Ovbiously I did not know l, just a hunch

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer.

Excellent. You remember first time we chatted on the forum I mentioned your regal and arty look, you are obviously into your different forms of ary and good at it. Ovbiously I did not know l, just a hunch "

Actor, musician and singer.

I never realised I gave off an arty vibe with my look though. Not until you said it!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"If I'm really trying to "woo" a lady I'll cook for them (preferably in front of them) while singing a made up song describing what I'm doing, probably in an Italian accent.

I just realised... that may be a big part of why I'm single!

You have to be either really good or really bad at singing for it to work

I wish we could post audio! I'm a pretty decent singer.

Excellent. You remember first time we chatted on the forum I mentioned your regal and arty look, you are obviously into your different forms of ary and good at it. Ovbiously I did not know l, just a hunch "

I did not mean regal. I meant raphaelite

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd just flash my tits and hope for the best.

Mrs

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"I'd just flash my tits and hope for the best.

Mrs "

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By *rill PhilMan
37 weeks ago

Crediton


"I'd just flash my tits and hope for the best.

Mrs "

Yup. That'll do it!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"I'd just flash my tits and hope for the best.

Mrs

Yup. That'll do it! "

You are meant to be into your arts, not philistine

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits, do you fancy walking like John Wayne for a week ?

Works everytime.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Big willy and a London accent usually does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"My method in wooing works on like 1% of the population

Dad jokes and grapes aren't very sought after "

Dad jokes are right up my street, are the grapes crushed and fermented??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"Ay up sugar tits, do you fancy walking like John Wayne for a week ?

Works everytime.

The mr "

If it works

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over

Anymore wooing?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Anymore wooing? "

Nope Lol

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By *elix SightedMan
37 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Woo you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

*Chops you on the chest*

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
37 weeks ago

All over


"*Chops you on the chest*"

You win

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