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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

What are the things that you weren't allowed to do as a child, but now do and still feel that hint of rebellion

I nip to the corner shop in my slippers.

I actually go out without drying my hair, should be dead really but hey ho.

I put my elbows on the table

I lick my knife sometimes. And I make cakes just so I can lick the bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck cock

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"I suck cock"

Nice one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat with my fingers too occasionally

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I suck cock"

Did your mum specifically tell you not too

"You mustn't do that Bussy, only dirty boys do that"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I drink milk out of the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suck cock

Did your mum specifically tell you not too

"You mustn't do that Bussy, only dirty boys do that" "

Nah mums cool

She even told me where my dads porn stash was

I guess shd thought if she pointed me to those I might not rifle thru other drawers and find things i shouldnt

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway


"What are the things that you weren't allowed to do as a child, but now do and still feel that hint of rebellion

I nip to the corner shop in my slippers.

I actually go out without drying my hair, should be dead really but hey ho.

I put my elbows on the table

I lick my knife sometimes. And I make cakes just so I can lick the bowl. "

jeeesh you got exciting lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart in public, eat before swimming, pull faces in the wind, go to bed after 10, pull girls hair, eat cheese before bed, eat bikkies in bed, i dont go to school, i dont do home work, tell fibs. Fuck it, my mam said "you can do what ya like in ya own house" so taking full advantage of that one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont put your head near amanda shes got nits!

Dont eat the seeds from the leburnam tree even though they look like peas

Ive got no money si dont show me up by asking for stuff when we're out

Dont answer the door, it might be the baillifs

Dont put your elbows on the table

Dont climb on the garages

Dont even think about leaving the house in that skirt

Dont leave your drink unattended

Dont get in the cab until he calls your name

Dont forget to gimme 2 rings when you get in

I could go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont lick knives

Dont touch switches with wet hands

Dont pull that face if the wind changes it'll stay like if

Dont eat cheese before bed it gives you nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suck cock"

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending time in the great outdoors.

Hence I don't tell her about my camping trips until the events are over, as she'll only worry about me being attacked by strangers/wildlife/whatever!

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By *andF_funCouple
over a year ago

Philly PA area

Leave the house after 10pm.... And, yes, for that one reason I wasn't supposed to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a good girl "

Yes Lucy of course you are

Good at being bad like me

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Don't keep putting granddads braces on his pants back you front, you'll give him an hernia!

Stop putting suckers on your sisters face when shes asleep, I can't send her to school looking like she has had a fight with an octopus!

Stop drinking next-doors milk then painting the bottle White!

Stop shooting next doors cauliflowers with your pellet gun, they have broke three teeth already!

stop putting washing up liquid in the kettle, It takes me ages to mop the bubbles up and it gives ya dad the trots!

Erm I think I aught to stop there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pick your nose your head will cave in.

Don't pull your face like that, if the wind blows it'll stick like that forever..

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I put knives and forks in the toast!

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