FabSwingers.com forum: Fab limericks for the forum

By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

Do you know how this goes?

You write a limerick about Fab or someone from the forum.

Woody b is romantic and he’s misunderstood

His name is an innuendo of his manhood

He wants you on the floor

Or tied to a door

And he’ll fuck you like a good man should

Have done fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

*Have some fun

Ffs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

There once was a shagger called Woody

Who all women thought was a goody

Cos he had a huge diddle

And he'd let them fiddle

And they'd let him put it in gently

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
37 weeks ago

Debauchery

There was a fab swinger called Rick

Whose fetish was dressing as dick

He wanders between us

Dressed as a penis

Hoping he won't cum too quick.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

There once was a lass called midnight.

She said, "See the hermaphrodite!"

It was rather after,

But not very crafter,

She couldn't say no to the frostbite

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

When seeking the shaggers elite

On fab it is no mean feat

To see past the lies

And the googly eyes

To the people that are worthy to meet

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
37 weeks ago

Debauchery

He's been here a while Woody B

Spreading his man goo with glee.

He loves a good tug

Will munch on your rug

As long as you bring the coffee.

Cherry x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

There once was a lady called mocha.

Who’s arse was an absolute shockers.

Tits divine

Pussy taste like wine.

And she’s not to bad at a nosha.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

There’s a girl taller than me, but hey!

She gorgeous so what can I say?

With a bit of luck

She’ll give me a suck

And if you havn’t guessed it is Prey

*I couldn’t help it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

There once was a fabber called Pickle

About who my feelings were fickle

He is much too young

And yet still my tongue

Would love to give his balls a good tickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"He's been here a while Woody B

Spreading his man goo with glee.

He loves a good tug

Will munch on your rug

As long as you bring the coffee.

Cherry x

coffee is a good start.

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By *ris GrayMan
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

Their was an old swinger called fred

Whos optimum place is his bed

He looks down the bed sheets

To see his voluptuos meet

She sucks on his cock

Then pulls off his socks

And finally gets off his rocks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"There’s a girl taller than me, but hey!

She gorgeous so what can I say?

With a bit of luck

She’ll give me a suck

And if you havn’t guessed it is Prey

*I couldn’t help it. "

Hey the height's not a problem for me

I can look down with imposing glee

Then slowly get down

Til I'm touching the ground

You're probably the right height from my knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"There’s a girl taller than me, but hey!

She gorgeous so what can I say?

With a bit of luck

She’ll give me a suck

And if you havn’t guessed it is Prey

*I couldn’t help it.

Hey the height's not a problem for me

I can look down with imposing glee

Then slowly get down

Til I'm touching the ground

You're probably the right height from my knee

You give me thought I think are sublime

Maybe we should try these positions sometime

Maybe you on your back

As I empty my sack

just one question is it your pace or mine ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

These are brilliant. Keep them coming!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

There is a sex site called Fab,

Which can brighten up the days that are drab,

Where perving at the Hot pics

Of pussies, tits n knicks

Can end with sex addition and Rehab

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
37 weeks ago

Debauchery

Fab is a great place to be

If your cock hangs down to your knee

If you breath through your ears

Throat fuck out those tears

You'll never be short of fanny

Cherry x

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By *ookie46Woman
37 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

There once was a girl named Cookie

Who came to fab for some nookie

She found some good sex

Men quite like her specs

Now she’s no longer a fab rookie!

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By *ris GrayMan
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

If your cock is hard and horny

Pop down to the local aldi

Where a woman is said

To be waiting for Fred

Behind the bins with an audi

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
37 weeks ago

Debauchery

Difficult I know but I try

To not get cum in my eye

It's really quite tricky

To dodge a spitting dicky

Goggles I feel I might buy

Cherry x

I'll stop now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

Logging in to the fab forum each day

To read what everyone has to say

But what do I spy

A girl catches my eye

And I send a cheeky wink her way.

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By *ookie46Woman
37 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Difficult I know but I try

To not get cum in my eye

It's really quite tricky

To dodge a spitting dicky

Goggles I feel I might buy

Cherry x

I'll stop now....

My favourite so far

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
37 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

There once was a woman called Granny

Who had a very talented fanny

It could whistle the tune

To a Tom and Jerry cartoon

But I don’t think it’ll win her a grammy

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