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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" 100% J | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. " There is a metric. I know it. Trust me bro | |||
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"I mean, it's the only place you can find people with the Elite Shagger badge of honour "They’ve maxed out all their attributes. Fair play to them | |||
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"Or are we here because we are shit shags and we cant score in the real world " That’s also a thought I have but if I had said that someone would’ve said I’m mean | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. …. " Bit If there were, … I’d be in the top percent | |||
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"I’m just about to get my badge. I just need one more fuck …." *Raises hand* | |||
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"Depends what you call a good shagger ?everyone is different " Nah. There’s good and shit. Decent too but that’s usually the monogamous people. | |||
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"I’m just about to get my badge. I just need one more fuck …. *Raises hand*" It’s not your hand I need to raise x | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. " As much as the act of sex is very individual (even with the same partner), I would posit that a (non-quantifiable) metric of how good someone is at sex would be how quickly they can attune to a partners body. | |||
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"It’s not your hand I need to raise x" *Boingggg* | |||
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"Or are we here because we are shit shags and we cant score in the real world " Well...that's why I'm here, I can't speak for anyone else. | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. " I literally came here to say this! And now I don’t need to  x | |||
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"I'm rubbish at sex, always have been. Thought being on here would help me improve but so far it hasn't. Oh well. "Who is your personal tutor? Sometimes they’re not as good as we hope | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" No probably not lol | |||
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"Or are we here because we are shit shags and we cant score in the real world " Fab edition of The Undateables would make good viewing I reckon | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. I literally came here to say this! And now I don’t need to x "Mind you - all the people I’ve had amazing sex with apart from one - were people active on fab… I have however also had woefully poor sex with people who are on fab and talk themselves up amazingly well, have fantastic verifications and left me utterly exasperated… so  | |||
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"Or are we here because we are shit shags and we cant score in the real world Fab edition of The Undateables would make good viewing I reckon" It would be just those fuckers that do the ‘why am I having no luck on here?’ Threads  but like longer | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5% No probably not lol " 1%? | |||
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"No. We like to think we are and I think part of good sex is confidence in ourselves. Even if it stems from delusion." And ain’t a single confident soul on this here site | |||
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"No. We like to think we are and I think part of good sex is confidence in ourselves. Even if it stems from delusion. And ain’t a single confident soul on this here site" Pickle, yes, I think I'm good at the sex. And what I lack in ability I make up for in enthusiasm.
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. " Haven't the good people at the University of Sydney developed a metric yet? | |||
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*I’ve had women who thought I was bad at sex & should stop forever
But they all had my same cheap moves LOL | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" It's not whether we think that we are good at sex. It's convincing a partner that we are good at sex with them. | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" Judging by the amount of men on here who spend their time complaining they can’t get any meets, I doubt it. | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" Talking about? Yeah probably. Actually doing it? | |||
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"I think I'm probably in the bottom percentile." She said bottom^ | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. There is a metric. I know it. Trust me bro" I'm still fairly comfortable with 'Imperial'! | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers"  | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. There is a metric. I know it. Trust me bro I'm still fairly comfortable with 'Imperial'!" I tell you what I’m not comfortable with! IMPERIALISM! | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers "Rude | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers" Yes I have I expect he thought it bad too | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers Yes I have I expect he thought it bad too " Hmmm. This is a spanner in the works | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" Not me. | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had sex from fab? " Ftfy | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers" Yes. I met a lady many years ago from here.. she talked herself up well, really chatty. All good. When it got down to it, I have never been weirded out more. She did *nothing*. As in didn't move, or make any noise. Tried some different positions but she just lay where I moved her, then she calmly said 'I've cum'. I would never have guessed. She made no noise and gave no physical indication at all. It was like a warm mannequin. I made my excuses and left, and didn't get in contact again. | |||
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"Good at sex...but what makes someone 'good'. One persons good might be another persons not so good. Sex is different with different people. " I think being 'good' is being able to adapt to a partner and get in sync quickly and responsively. | |||
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"I think I'm probably in the bottom percentile. She said bottom^" Ooh Matron! | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. " Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language "I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf "3 out of 3 | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language " this guy | |||
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"I don’t think I am very good at it - all the ladies clearly get frustrated because they keep shouting “Oh my god, oh my god” and make me do it again and again - they are obviously making me practice until I get it right…." | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. " I get what your are saying as everyone's different, but if you enjoy making your partner feel good and are happy to read over their excel spreadsheets, pie charts and PowerPoint presentations then you can cater to most needs. | |||
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"There is an elite selection process to be on Fab for sure ." Your kidding, anyone can be here | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers Yes. I met a lady many years ago from here.. she talked herself up well, really chatty. All good. When it got down to it, I have never been weirded out more. She did *nothing*. As in didn't move, or make any noise. Tried some different positions but she just lay where I moved her, then she calmly said 'I've cum'. I would never have guessed. She made no noise and gave no physical indication at all. It was like a warm mannequin. I made my excuses and left, and didn't get in contact again." Oh... I thought that was what normally happened? | |||
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"No. Because I don’t think there can be a metric for good sex. Good means too many different things for too many different people. I may click with someone and have what we consider great sex, but I may have a bad experience with others. I literally came here to say this! And now I don’t need to x "Me too! | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5%" What about those that are on here to spice up a vanilla sex life? To find people that have greater ability than what we get at home?  xx | |||
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"Are actually good at sex? Like are we the top shaggers of society? Top 0.5% What about those that are on here to spice up a vanilla sex life? To find people that have greater ability than what we get at home? xx"Oh yeah so you wouldn’t be in the top 0.5% is what you’re saying | |||
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"Well Pickle, I think it depends. I would say that I'm pretty good at the sex. I've had some shit shags in my life though. Truly awful. Was that partly my fault? Did I lose my enthusiasm and desire, thus making them perform even worse? Did the look of "wtf are you doing?" Put them off their game? Probably just incompatibility really MrsAbz " Yeah incompatibility. Or that they just weren’t good. Because you’re top tier shaggers | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3 "You'll have to try to find out  | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out "I’ll be finding out.  | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out. "Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand* | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*"*sniggers in millennial* | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*
*sniggers in millennial*"*Middle finger like all the generations since forever* | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*
*sniggers in millennial*"WHAT in millennial?  gatekeeper?!
By the way as a Zillennial I also do the same gesture as you, Mrs KC  | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*
*sniggers in millennial*
WHAT in millennial? gatekeeper?!
By the way as a Zillennial I also do the same gesture as you, Mrs KC "I wasn’t sure if I’d even be able to post that tbf. Says something about something | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers Yes. I met a lady many years ago from here.. she talked herself up well, really chatty. All good. When it got down to it, I have never been weirded out more. She did *nothing*. As in didn't move, or make any noise. Tried some different positions but she just lay where I moved her, then she calmly said 'I've cum'. I would never have guessed. She made no noise and gave no physical indication at all. It was like a warm mannequin. I made my excuses and left, and didn't get in contact again." Oh hiya, nice to see you again! | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*
*sniggers in millennial*
WHAT in millennial? gatekeeper?!
By the way as a Zillennial I also do the same gesture as you, Mrs KC
I wasn’t sure if I’d even be able to post that tbf. Says something about something " check your messages! | |||
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"I’ve had the worst and the best sex of my life both from this site lol " Please elaborate on the worst. | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers Yes. I met a lady many years ago from here.. she talked herself up well, really chatty. All good. When it got down to it, I have never been weirded out more. She did *nothing*. As in didn't move, or make any noise. Tried some different positions but she just lay where I moved her, then she calmly said 'I've cum'. I would never have guessed. She made no noise and gave no physical indication at all. It was like a warm mannequin. I made my excuses and left, and didn't get in contact again. Oh hiya, nice to see you again! "That encapsulates exactly why I use Fab. Fun on the forum groups and keeping in touch with people I've already met! | |||
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"I was last rated as C- at The Sex. Pickle that’s a 3/4 in your language
I'm probably more at the '3' end of the spectrum tbf
3 out of 3
You'll have to try to find out
I’ll be finding out.
Call me
*makes old fashioned telephone gesture with her hand*
*sniggers in millennial*
WHAT in millennial? gatekeeper?!
By the way as a Zillennial I also do the same gesture as you, Mrs KC
I wasn’t sure if I’d even be able to post that tbf. Says something about something
check your messages!"I’ll reply in ‘a couple of hours’ | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has ever actually had bad sex from fab? I doubt it because we’re all top shaggers Yes. I met a lady many years ago from here.. she talked herself up well, really chatty. All good. When it got down to it, I have never been weirded out more. She did *nothing*. As in didn't move, or make any noise. Tried some different positions but she just lay where I moved her, then she calmly said 'I've cum'. I would never have guessed. She made no noise and gave no physical indication at all. It was like a warm mannequin. I made my excuses and left, and didn't get in contact again. Oh hiya, nice to see you again!
That encapsulates exactly why I use Fab.
Fun on the forum groups and keeping in touch with people I've already met! "I think I need to make it clear, I’m not actually that woman, I replied for the lolz  | |||
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"I’ve had the worst and the best sex of my life both from this site lol Please elaborate on the worst." I wouldn’t want to upset anyone that may potentially see this but yeah just saying there are defo polar opposites of the spectrum | |||
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. Seriously though your only as good as the people you are compatible with Whether your a swinger or not | |||
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"Some are some aren't.... I have no particular opinion about whether I am or not... it's like when I get asked if I'm good at sucking cock... that's really not for me to say... "There’s only one way to find out | |||
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"Some are some aren't.... I have no particular opinion about whether I am or not... it's like when I get asked if I'm good at sucking cock... that's really not for me to say...
There’s only one way to find out "That's very true | |||
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"Good at sex...but what makes someone 'good'. One persons good might be another persons not so good. Sex is different with different people. I think being 'good' is being able to adapt to a partner and get in sync quickly and responsively." I agree that definitely plays a large part in it but there are a few other factors. | |||
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"Some are some aren't.... I have no particular opinion about whether I am or not... it's like when I get asked if I'm good at sucking cock... that's really not for me to say... "I bet you are  | |||
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"Some are some aren't.... I have no particular opinion about whether I am or not... it's like when I get asked if I'm good at sucking cock... that's really not for me to say...
I bet you are " | |||
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