FabSwingers.com forum: The most embarrassing moment during a meet.

By *r_Ex0t1c OP Man
37 weeks ago

southwest

1st) I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch

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By *naswingdressWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

That moment when I was fucking one guy, sucking another, and the third started licking my leg. Next thing I know the third runs screaming from the room looking for water. Apparently my body lotion tasted particularly foul.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Trying to act sexy in big heels when I wasn’t good at walking in them yet

Went over on my ankle took me completely out off the mood

End up telling the guy to go as I was thinking it maybe hospital time

Never seen him again

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
37 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

When he called me his wife's name!

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands

The obvious for men is Cummings too quick or it not wanting to play ball.

So I'll go with a lady falling asleep whilst I was giving oral. Not sure if that's good or bad

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Who doesn’t love a little mid-oral nap

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By *rRiosMan
37 weeks ago

dublin

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By *carlett!Woman
37 weeks ago

Mr Rios why'd you remove your comment I think you've a whopper story for this lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

There’s so many…..

Not getting hard

Poo on my cock - Doesn’t bother me but some women are distraught when it happens

Calling them the wrong name - it’s unforgivable

Falling asleep while receiving oral

Not being able to come

Luckily they are very rare

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By *cotty_01ukMan
37 weeks ago

birmingham

Well I thought it was just a normal easy wash marker to write whore on her arse and slut on her tits but it was permanent

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By *rHotNottsMan
37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

One that used to bother me but doesn’t anymore. You don’t always know you’re gonna have your cock in someone’s mouth in the evening and if you’ve been out the whole day , cocks get a get a bit hmmmm….

If this happens now it’s a respect thing I just say, I showered this morning but I’ve been out all day, give me one minute I need to go and wash my cock before this happens.

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By *sWyldWoman
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not a fab encounter but I once fell off the bed

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
37 weeks ago

Folkestone

I crumbled once in a very taboo situation.

I regret bailing

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

Let's see...

Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start.

Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease.

When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling.

Oh. When he looked at me, mid blowjob and did this little erm... satisfied smile and growl that had me utterly flustered and completely crumbled. I spluttered my way through a sorry and then couldn't think about much. Worked in his favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"When he called me his wife's name!

How did that end up hahahaha

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By *oxy RedWoman
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

I had cut myself shaving, as I am only 41 and had to use a kids plaster, thinking I would remember to take it off.

Nope!

Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Broke the bed !

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By *apiomanMan
37 weeks ago

Shipley

My mum walking in on me and girl friend at the time. Mood killer!

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By *parkle1974Woman
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Not embarrassing but funny was when I rolled of the bed whilst handcuffed and blindfolded and crashed onto the open bedside drawer...I laughed because it hurt like fuck and I didn't want to cry....Next min he said 'are you ready to go again"

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Just about to use my tongue in her ass for the first time...went in with the finger first...came out with poo...kind of put me off

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By *asyloversCouple
37 weeks ago

leicester

Took no for an answer when she did not want me to be in any way respectful to her.

Easy

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By *avexxMan
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Not embarrassing but funny was when I rolled of the bed whilst handcuffed and blindfolded and crashed onto the open bedside drawer...I laughed because it hurt like fuck and I didn't want to cry....Next min he said 'are you ready to go again"

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Found out mid sex that she got her period. It was pretty heavy so very messy.

No problem. Got cleaned up. She suggested anal. Superb. Except she hadn't emptied fully when she had prepped so I ended up with a mini brown tsunami covering me.

I'm just glad that:

A. I had stripped fully.

B. It was her place.

C. She had laminate flooring.

I didn't see her again.

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By *ames JaneCouple
37 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

One thing I remember and he was an angel about it.

On all 4s being teased and played with until couldn’t string a coherent thought together and he made me come so hard I pooed a little too, all over his boxers (that he was wearing).

I was mortified and couldn’t stand on own for a sec because of the orgasm.

He was very sweet told me not to worry we both got meticulously cleaned up and kept on playing had lot of naughty fun.

He even went home commando and really didn’t mind. Didn’t like the ick but he loved making me loose all control.

We’re still together.

There are others but that’s the most memorable.

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By *asyloversCouple
37 weeks ago

leicester

"I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch"

I looked down in the shower mid blow job, only to get a black eye as she stood up. The embarrassing thing was lying about how I got it, to my work mates and family.

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"Outdoor recumbent stone circle fuck session and getting caught mid sex."

I've never been caught outdoors, did get absolutely soaked afterwards though when it started to rain afterwards.

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"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me"

This is a fairly common occurrence at clubs when Beaver orgasms and guys always panic, not knowing what do, like they have never seen a a woman orgasm before

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"Who doesn’t love a little mid-oral nap"

I got a lady really in the mood after an evening of teasing and alcohol, unfortunately alcohol and a long day took their tool. I woke the next morning to tales of all the ways she failed to wake me, or get me hard enough to ride (it was the nineties so consent was mythical word).

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"One that used to bother me but doesn’t anymore. You don’t always know you’re gonna have your cock in someone’s mouth in the evening and if you’ve been out the whole day , cocks get a get a bit hmmmm….

If this happens now it’s a respect thing I just say, I showered this morning but I’ve been out all day, give me one minute I need to go and wash my cock before this happens."

In the immortal words of California/Encino Man, This cheese is old and smelly, where is the bathroom.

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"Not a fab encounter but I once fell off the bed"

Haven't we all. I always thought the bigger the bed the better, but it's still no sure for falling off the bed.

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"I crumbled once in a very taboo situation.

I regret bailing"

Never regret bailing in a sinking ship

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"Let's see...

Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start.

Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease.

When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling.

Nerdy answer is males ingrained response to a crying female.

To be fair, I love an encounter that's so relaxed I'm able to mess around with sexy snarls, growls and lip curls without being taken seriously, like some kind of unself aware lothario

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"I had cut myself shaving, as I am only 41 and had to use a kids plaster, thinking I would remember to take it off.

Nope!

Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it."

Sounds like a pretty awesome icebreaker, but maybe don't put one on mid date after visiting the bathroom.

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"Broke the bed !"

Achievement unlocked! Brokebed Mounting. I too have broken a bed, I was broke at the time so it took a while to be replaced. We now have a bed remade ourselves from metal handrail poles, so a bit sturdier.

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Sounds painful, where you able to find him while blindfolded to give him a slap lol

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Easy

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Maidstone

In my early days dressing up, I had two water filled balloons tucked into my underwired bra.

In a passionate moment he grabbed me Gone With The Wind style and threw me on the bed.

One of the balloons rolled over my shoulder and skitted across the room. We both looked at the bouncing balloon in surprise, at each other and burst out into hysterics...

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
37 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Asked to use the loo before sex, found a huge turd floating which was a bit of a surprise. Went onto a 69 and my nose was pushed into a shitty smelling bum hole. Killed it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Nearly speared his testicle doing a sexy lapdance

Injured his jaw, Queening him.. Didn't find out until the next meet

Pre-fab days:

My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy

Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying

People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

"The obvious for men is Cummings too quick or it not wanting to play ball.

So I'll go with a lady falling asleep whilst I was giving oral. Not sure if that's good or bad"

Bad definitely bad.

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By *orphia2003Woman
37 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Falling asleep mid BJ and almost biting his cock.

Puking on a guy's cock whilst deep throating him (first time we had played). He was fine, I freaked and ran away.

Fanny farting at a guy just as he was about to go down on me.

Having a woman squirt in my face, and fall off bed coughing.

Falling off my high heels and smashing the bedside lamp.

Giving someone a OTK spanking, only for chair to collapse. I sprained wrist, they smacked head on floor.

The list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

1st) I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch

Well really it was a compliment - it was clearly very relaxing. I like it when people are able to fall asleep from head to be honest. It’s not always about cumming really hard is it - but I guess during a meet it’s not ideal for the other person hahahaha

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point

I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..

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By *MCMan
37 weeks ago

London/EA

"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me"

I snorted at this ffs…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.

It’s nice that he was able to let it go.

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By *rispyDuckMan
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Nearly speared his testicle doing a sexy lapdance

Injured his jaw, Queening him.. Didn't find out until the next meet

Pre-fab days:

My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy

Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying

People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us

Omg “your dad walked in whilst he gave your beaver CPR”

hahaha that made me chuckle

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By *ris GrayMan
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

You go to kiss her and she turns and you kiss the back of her head

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I used to be really self-conscious about my c-section scar, and many years ago on my very first fab meet he insisted on laying about cuddling afterwards (I very much wanted to leave but didn't know the etiquette and so stayed silent!), and proceeded to inspect said scar with much interest, and then launch in to a lengthy monologue in to all the ways my scar is different to his wife's csection scar

It was kind of like a session of exposure therapy, and once i got over being mortified, I actually no longer give a shit about the scar so I suppose it worked out in the end but at the time I wanted to disappear!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
37 weeks ago

Leeds

"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me

I snorted at this ffs…"

I once did this. He said it was the weirdest feeling ever

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester

Had a lady once fall asleep giving her oral Proper snoring / death rattle snoring like an animal. I just quietly left and wrote a note on her mirror to say she seemed very tired

Was quite funny tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.

It’s nice that he was able to let it go.

Hahahahaha

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By *cottish guy 555Man
37 weeks ago

London

"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point

I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..

But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me

I snorted at this ffs…

I once did this. He said it was the weirdest feeling ever"

I almost broke his Willy! Needless to say it took a while to get going again. He was in a bit of shock

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point

I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..

But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice.

Stupid place to leave a step

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By *cottish guy 555Man
37 weeks ago

London

"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point

I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..

But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice.

Stupid place to leave a step

Exactly! You'd think there would have been a sign.

Oh, wait.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
37 weeks ago

London

My most embarrassing moment during a meet was after being invited to join a couple at their hotel room.

I had the pleasure of fisting the wife and, after extricating my fist from her pussy, asked the sexy lady if she would like to taste her juices. She eagerly said yes before sucking my fingers.

She then proceeded to spit and gag. In the excitement we'd all forgotten the generous amount of lube involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Falling asleep mid BJ and almost biting his cock.

Puking on a guy's cock whilst deep throating him (first time we had played). He was fine, I freaked and ran away.

Fanny farting at a guy just as he was about to go down on me.

Having a woman squirt in my face, and fall off bed coughing.

Falling off my high heels and smashing the bedside lamp.

Giving someone a OTK spanking, only for chair to collapse. I sprained wrist, they smacked head on floor.

The list goes on."

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.

It’s nice that he was able to let it go.

Priceless

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By *R BBC FENDIMan
37 weeks ago

barracks

Her ex dropping the kids back...

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By *he-ProfessorMan
37 weeks ago

cheltenham

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By *he-ProfessorMan
37 weeks ago

cheltenham

"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me"

I had something similar happen at a club but she was on top with her hands tied behind her back ..... a more successful launch than SpaceX

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

"God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??"

You've never been more relatable or likeable. :D Long live your liability self.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I’m a fucking liability ??"

Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m a fucking liability ??

Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

. Is she the same haha. Honestly I don’t think I’ve met anyone where I haven’t done somethingstupid and clumsy

. I try and be all sexy and stuff but it just works the other way with me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??"

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary

I was straddling him on the couch, he went to stand up whilst holding me in position, dropped me and I hit the floor.

He looked like he wanted to cry and I'm sure I looked ridiculous getting myself back up.

I knee'd someone in the face.

Slipped going down the stairs and slid down two or three steps. I just sat there for a second and laughed at myself.

He hit my cervix and I bled a little, he had to tell me and I was mortified it had gotten on his sheets.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??

Haha. You’re not dissimilar to me Miss

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m a fucking liability ??

Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

That would be borderline dangerous. Fun though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m a fucking liability ??

Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

That would be borderline dangerous. Fun though

Fun and pure chaos

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By *he-ProfessorMan
37 weeks ago

cheltenham

I've had a couple of funny ones over the years.

Was playing with a couple of ladies in a club who where in 69, pulled out of the one on top to remove the condom and cum over her bum and back as she'd requested only to stumble and lose my balance. As I tried to steady myself I came and came hard but my cock was on the lower ones face and I pretty much filled her nose with cum. She spluttered and wriggled in shock and threw the other one on the floor.... ooopppsss

We laughed about it later but not as much as those watching at the time

Another one I look back at with humour but didn't feel amusing at the time happen on a meet with a regular friend at her house.

We used to do a lot of restraint play with each other, in both directions.

This one day though I was tied naked & blindfolded to a dinning chair and shed been edging & denying me for a couple of hours when one of her friends came round for something.

"Don't worry about him, he won't care. Actually if you want to tease him feel free but don't let him cum" then I hear her walk away. A few seconds later I feel finger nails dragging gently along my cock. About a minute later I feel lips then a warm mouth.

OK I thought, can handle this.

Next thing I know the mouth is removed and a wand in lent against my cock, now I know I'm in trouble as vibrating toys are my nemisis, I try really hard to control myself and am just about hanging on...... that is until a wet finger is pushed into my bum!

Well I hear my FWB come back in and say "Her it is Grace, has he been a good boy?" at the exact moment I cover both myself and the mystery stranger in the biggest load of cum I've ever produced.

Only comment was from my FWB who said "Wonderful Grace well done you numpty, now I'll have to build him up again, will take hours. Guess you'll be wanting to borrow a tee-shirt then?"

The mystery stranger replied in a beautiful Irish accent "Nah, I'll wear this one, only going as far as the car anyway, by both"

I never did get to see Grace's face!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My mum and gran walking in on us

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By *damxxMan
37 weeks ago

London

Wasnt during a meet but with an old fuck buddie...

Spent the night together only to walk downstairs in the morning and her announce to her mum we was having casual sex!

I froze and didnt know what to say, neither did her mum... that was the last time i saw her lol

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By *inny_69Man
37 weeks ago

Newbury

I felt asleep, it was late and I had been working since early morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"That moment when I was fucking one guy, sucking another, and the third started licking my leg. Next thing I know the third runs screaming from the room looking for water. Apparently my body lotion tasted particularly foul. "

Oh jeez that made me giggle!

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By *ustard cream200001Man
37 weeks ago

Brough

I bet that did not end up good lol.

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
37 weeks ago

wild west lothian

Oh where to start…..

Falling asleep whilst a guy was doing oral ……twice

Farting …..but we just kept going

So excited I unintentionally did a small poo the guy was very nice about it and cleaned me up

Doing orgasm denial with a hung guy I was on top he said I could cum I came hard I got told to get off pronto as I crushed his cock …….was rather worried I’d hurt him

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By *ustAnotherMan
37 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

Having sex on a futon once and she moved back head off the bed and set fire to her hair on candles

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

1st) I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch

I have nodded off giving a blow job during an all nighter

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By *auls21Man
37 weeks ago

Derry

"God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??"

I think you are priceless and make for very memorable meets

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By *quirrel!Man
37 weeks ago

Nearby

"Let's see...

Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start.

Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease.

When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling.

Meli - you’re adorable x

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By *andy CanesWoman
37 weeks ago

south

When you get fanny farts think that’s the worst

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By *ora the explorerWoman
37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"God I have so many.

Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him.

In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt.

Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face.

Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed

Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel!

Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors.

I’m a fucking liability ??

I think you are priceless and make for very memorable meets"

Certainly memorable

. Even if not for the best reasons!

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

"Let's see...

Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start.

Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease.

When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling.

Meli - you’re adorable x"

Oh this is lovely! Thank you. I'd say I'm... certainly something.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Having my steel teardrop cock ring (in my carry-on) set of the security alarms at the gates at Schiphol airport.

Security not being able to work out what it was. Took out said cockring and tried it on his fingers thinking it was a sharp weapon/knuckle duster type thing.

Explained what it was - by showing him the sex shop business card. Penny drops for him, and he proceeded to shout across to the other security guy in Dutch, across the heads of 150 people waiting to board

"Fugellguhmhoooglescnormuoogle-cockring-verhumgel"

Is basically what I heard, while 150 people turned and looked

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By *he-ProfessorMan
37 weeks ago

cheltenham

"When you get fanny farts think that’s the worst

I always take them as a compliment

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By *andy CanesWoman
37 weeks ago

south

"When you get fanny farts think that’s the worst

I always take them as a compliment

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ok

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By *issmorganWoman
37 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

When my other half and I were seeing each other first, we went for a weekend away.

We were getting down to it and he got a bit too enthusiastic and pushed me off the bed

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By *octor ProdMan
37 weeks ago

working Overseas

Not swinging related, but with a newish girlfriend, we had driven out to the countryside on a hot summer day with the intention of having fun in the long grass. Went to impress her by vaulting over the 5 bar gate, misjudged my landing, lost my footing amd went down on a cow pat

Killed the moment

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By *cottish guy 555Man
37 weeks ago

London

Forgot about the time I met a lady for the first time for a social and proceeded to knock her drink all over her. It was OK, she did deign to meet me again.

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

Here's me thinking the third turned to be the dog

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

"Not a fab encounter but I once fell off the bed "

Must have been a big pogo stick

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By *idlandiaMan
37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Not quite swinging, but met with a lady who often bragged about her amazing oral skills and I obviously thought I needed some of that.

Death grip, tooth marks on shaft (grazes) and then she slipped her hand, fell off my cock and punched my balls, I felt that sick feeling right in my stomach and had to stop her. She was astonished I wasn't loving her 'skills'. I had to tell her it was just bad. She spent the next 20 minutes telling me not to say anything to my friends or her reputation would be damaged....

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

"Nearly speared his testicle doing a sexy lapdance

Injured his jaw, Queening him.. Didn't find out until the next meet

Pre-fab days:

My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy

Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying

People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us

Midnight I have to ask as no one else seems to have, where the feck was the banjo ??

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

how could you.. What lotion was it might try it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I don't have any embarrassing meets....But I do like to read them....So hence I'm jumping in here....

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By *otguy555Man
37 weeks ago

Bristol

One slight embarrassing meeting was a young guy who had been bigging himself up while we were chatting to him on here turned up at our house and we got him naked and the 8" soft cock he supposed had was about 4" hard. My wife literally touched it and he came everywhere. He literally pulled his trousers up and ran out

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