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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel "No. But I do scoop it out with a trowel. | |||
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"It’s dead "No more poo bags for you. | |||
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No more poo bags for you." | |||
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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel
No.
But I do scoop it out with a trowel."Couldn’t you just use Pooh Sticks. | |||
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"I don't have one and never will "You will. You’re probably gonna live at least another 10 years and shit happens. Get the heavy duty bags with the tie handles. Lager scented. | |||
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"This isn't what I thought it would be! I'm gonna tell you she is awesome anyway. More related to your question, what kind of monster invented poo bags without tie handles?! " Your dog sounds awesome. It was trump. | |||
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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel
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But I do scoop it out with a trowel.
Couldn’t you just use Pooh Sticks. "It sticks in my finger nails for sure. | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do" This makes me want a dog. It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village. | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do This makes me want a dog. It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village." Release the Damp Towells! | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do This makes me want a dog. It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village. Smithers… Release the Damp Towells! " FTFY | |||
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"What kind of shits do you pick up lately? Do you use scented bags?" Never use dog bags as too thin. Use food bags with the seal strip at top, turn inside out for grabbing furryguts’ product. Not a fan of scented ones. | |||
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"What kind of shits do you pick up lately? Do you use scented bags? Never use dog bags as too thin. Use food bags with the seal strip at top, turn inside out for grabbing furryguts’ product. Not a fan of scented ones. " This guy  | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do" I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner | |||
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And why all different colours? (Usually translucent as well so you can see how much of a curl it has)  | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield. Handled poo bags btw " I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens . | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner "this is why I make my dog wear shades.  | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield. Handled poo bags btw I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens . "This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery. | |||
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my poor dogs bumhole is all I can say | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield. Handled poo bags btw I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens .
This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery."Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades. "I like the cut of your jib | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield. Handled poo bags btw I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens .
This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery.
Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact "Cat died so we got a dog! | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield. Handled poo bags btw I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens .
This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery.
Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact
Cat died so we got a dog!"Oh shit Do the neighbours have a cat? Would they let you borrow it? | |||
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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel "Have to admit that the first thing I did was double check the source of this thread! | |||
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" ... I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner "Best way is to shoot the dogs concerned. Owners will soon make themselves known to you! | |||
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit? " Most vulnerable time. Looking for you to protect if another dog approaches | |||
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"my ex was alright" What kind of bags did you use with him? | |||
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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel
No.
But I do scoop it out with a trowel."That must really be uncomfortable for Fido... | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades. "Even better if you wear the shades | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades "Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache! | |||
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"I have a german shepherd so bin liners are always good lol" Yes, that's all good but do you own a dog? | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
It's not what I was getting at but your idea sounds much better"I realised that when I posted it I just couldn't be bothered to delete it, the thought of a dog wearing fake glasses and a moustache amused me! | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
It's not what I was getting at but your idea sounds much better
I realised that when I posted it I just couldn't be bothered to delete it, the thought of a dog wearing fake glasses and a moustache amused me! "I can't get the vision out of my head now | |||
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"I have a german shepherd so bin liners are always good lol Yes, that's all good but do you own a dog?" No i just follow around an actual german with his flock | |||
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"I have a german shepherd so bin liners are always good lol" I have a German Shepherd too, he's on a BARF diet, his shit is big and it stinks! | |||
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"Do you wipe it’s arse with a damp towel "No, I jet wash its arse. | |||
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"I have a german shepherd so bin liners are always good lol Yes, that's all good but do you own a dog? No i just follow around an actual german with his flock " | |||
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades "no one knows me. Everyone knows the dog. I have no name other than Celia's owner. | |||
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act He does love eating socks and boxer shorts "Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine | |||
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine"BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick | |||
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"What kind of shits do you pick up lately? Do you use scented bags?" Not white shits anymore Mr | |||
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine
BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick "With an ass like the middle of Lidl....two man tent, migwelder and a microwavable egg cup incoming | |||
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She's usually very good with solid poops. But I did get home at 1am Friday morning to a horrible wet mess. But at least she was polite enough to open the door to a room with lino rather than let her butt explode on carpet | |||
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine
BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick
With an ass like the middle of Lidl....two man tent, migwelder and a microwavable egg cup incoming "I’ll see if he objects | |||
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