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By *aleModel90 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds/London

Everytime I have sex women love my 6 inch thick banana shaped penis

However many women here asking for 9’ plus

Ladies, help me out

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
47 weeks ago

fabland

7” curved cock i like

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By *mmaleiaWoman
47 weeks ago

Trowbridge

6” long, by 6 “ circumference, perfect

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By *iscean_dreamMan
47 weeks ago

Llanelli


"6” long, by 6 “ circumference, perfect "

That's me

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By *mmaleiaWoman
47 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"6” long, by 6 “ circumference, perfect

That's me "

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Mine is the perfect shape and size, i win

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By *riel13Woman
47 weeks ago

Northampton

It's the man it belongs to that makes it the perfect size and shape

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By *ungandfun86Man
47 weeks ago

Hampshire

Hope I meet someone's expectations lol

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

The one attached to the man I'm fucking?

So long as there is some girth and not too long, a curve is a bonus but not necessary.

Then I will be happy

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Am 7" long & 5" girth

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By *ullyMan
47 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Mine.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
47 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"It's the man it belongs to that makes it the perfect size and shape "
ooooft, you make me look so fickle

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

If it comfortably fits, it’s perfect.

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By *ubandsubCouple
47 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Just like a penis, not all vaginas are the same, what fits one might not fit another, in my experience like many women on here say its not how big it is, its how you use it. My partner prefers girth to length.

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

Give me a moment. I am doing an archive search and should have answer in a jiffy

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By *riel13Woman
47 weeks ago

Northampton


"It's the man it belongs to that makes it the perfect size and shape ooooft, you make me look so fickle "

Haha ya look bloody great, I dunno what you're on about

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Is this a modest boast thread op?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
47 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"It's the man it belongs to that makes it the perfect size and shape ooooft, you make me look so fickle

Haha ya look bloody great, I dunno what you're on about "

. X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
47 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Weirdly, the perfect size and shape of penis will depend on the person who uses that penis.

And weirdly... those people will probably have different answers.

Because... and this may blow some minds...

People are different, and individuals. Even ladies.

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By *ex HolesMan
47 weeks ago

Up North

Mine

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By *ex HolesMan
47 weeks ago

Up North


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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By *angbangcouple6969Man
47 weeks ago

Walsall

Sara is very much a size queen.

My arse is tight so 6" maximum currently for me

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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I have laughed so much at this.

Pure brilliamce

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
47 weeks ago

manchester

8” with scoliosis

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By *KTim61Man
47 weeks ago

Tipton


"7” curved cock i like "

Just like mine then

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"6” long, by 6 “ circumference, perfect

That's me "

Hey

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By *entBarryUKMan
47 weeks ago

Ashford

MrMarie on twitter has an engorged silicone filled thing which looks really dodgy in trousers.

I prefer mine tbh, but I'm quite attached to it....

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By *ex HolesMan
47 weeks ago

Up North


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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I have laughed so much at this.

Pure brilliamce"

I aim to please and in your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

My fwb's penis is the perfect fit for all of my orifices so actual measurements are irrelevant

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By *ex HolesMan
47 weeks ago

Up North


"My fwb's penis is the perfect fit for all of my orifices so actual measurements are irrelevant "

Your wee hole?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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I have laughed so much at this.

Pure brilliamce

I aim to please and in your tits "

Just for your ability to imagine it, I put a pic back. Thanks for the giggle

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"My fwb's penis is the perfect fit for all of my orifices so actual measurements are irrelevant

Your wee hole? "

Oh ok Mr Pedantic, obvs not my wee hole

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By *lder.Woman
47 weeks ago

Not Local

Do you have the stalky bit at the end, to give it a sharp yank and then peel the skin right back before gobbling the sweet flesh? Yum

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By *iaisonseekerMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

Cyril Sneer's nose when flaccid and Snake Mountain when erect.

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By *oodiesCouple
47 weeks ago

reading

Its about the wielder of the weapon! I have found size and shape isn't as important as some men think it is. All that really matters if the person fucking you knows what he is doing

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By *venturerMan
47 weeks ago

Bodmin

I am not sure about the purpose of this thread?

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By *aleModel90 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds/London

Perfect.

X

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By *aleModel90 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds/London

Yes!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
47 weeks ago

Up North


"I am not sure about the purpose of this thread?"

We’ll all pray for you (ahem)

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By *aleModel90 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds/London

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 08/03/24 22:22:07]

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By *aughtynaughty82Man
47 weeks ago

London / Kent

Never have measured my own or been measured as it’s a bit difficult too.

Used to be a bit embarrassed by mine in all honesty

but I’ve been told it can’t be quite rewarding?

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By *r not quite virginMan
47 weeks ago

rochdale

[Removed by poster at 08/03/24 23:48:38]

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Bristol


"Am 7" long & 5" girth"

That's pretty much the sweet spot for me.

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By *r not quite virginMan
47 weeks ago

rochdale


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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If this is actual size...on my phone its a big small and skinny...pretty sure even I could take it no issues

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By *otguy555Man
47 weeks ago

Bristol

I think mine is a pretty good example

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„

…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\

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….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

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../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|

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'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|

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| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|

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looks like a floppy eared bunny

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„

…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\

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………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'|

……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :|

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……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :|

……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /

….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|

../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|

./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'|

'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|

'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|

'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|

'| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . |

| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|

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If this is actual size...on my phone its a big small and skinny...pretty sure even I could take it no issues "

what if its on a imax

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
47 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Its the man it's attached to and although I can estimate the length I've never once thought about the girth. They usually fit nicely

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By *armitelovelyMan
47 weeks ago

hornchurch

Just average here

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By *orny-DJMan
47 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"7” curved cock i like "

(Waves)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Central

It's attached to a great man and I'm flexible on cock. I can enjoy the extra long ones as and when.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Am very happy with what I have not to big or small does

Does what it says on the tin

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By *ickD80Man
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Why are you stressing about it OP? You can’t change the one you’ve got so just make the most of it.

Asking what’s the perfect size and shape of a dick is like asking what’s the perfect colour or what’s the perfect tv programme…..it depends on an individual’s taste, what’s perfect for one person won’t be for another because they have different tastes. I’m sure you don’t think that all women have identical vaginas and identical taste in penises so I’m not sure why you think there would be a perfect size and shape. Some are asking for 9” but for some 9” is too long.

If every woman you’ve ever been with has told you that they love your dick then it doesn’t sound like you have anything to worry about.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
47 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Hope people like mine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

My wife says her lover has the perfect cock for her

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By *ad HardcoreMan
47 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Is this a modest boast thread op? "

Nah... Who would do such a thing?

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By *ecretmeetshotmanMan
47 weeks ago

NE


"7” curved cock i like "

7.5 inch curved cock at your service!

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By *d4funtimesMan
47 weeks ago

Cambridge


"7” curved cock i like "

The milf next door,

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Mine...... I win cmon give up already

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By *AYENCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I have a straight 7" cock, the last guy we had over had a 5 or 6" curved cock - he was hitting her G spot and I was hitting her A spot - she was in heaven. So you could say the perfect cock is one of each. K.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Somebody say 2 inches inverted" "somebody say 2 inches inverted"

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By *onameyet2Man
47 weeks ago

chorley


"Am 7" long & 5" girth"

Snap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

The perfect cock is attached to the perfect bloke.

A cock alone is just another cock on a sea of 173930 cocks.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

If it resembles a sausage roll, you're on the right track.

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By *onameyet2Man
47 weeks ago

chorley


"Weirdly, the perfect size and shape of penis will depend on the person who uses that penis.

And weirdly... those people will probably have different answers.

Because... and this may blow some minds...

People are different, and individuals. Even ladies."

Too deep for me on a Saturday morning ( the post not the penis)

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By *onameyet2Man
47 weeks ago

chorley


"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /

….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . .

I have laughed so much at this.

Pure brilliamce"

How long does it take to draw this?

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By *rispyDuckMan
47 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Size that makes her legs tremble, eyes roll back as she makes a gasping sound whilst she orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Guess it's down to who's receiving it.

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