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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
50 weeks ago

Chelmsford

After 3 murders in 12 months, the American National Guard, the equivalent of our reserve forces and play the role of the Home Guard are being sent to look after the New York tube network or subway as locals call it. Should the same happen here. Send in the army to make our citizens safer. Mare Khan should sanction this immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I don't understand the statement

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By *ty31Man
50 weeks ago

NW London

No we don't need the army or the TA on the streets or on the public transport network thank you.

Given the fact that London has a population of around 9 million it's statistically a very safe city

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

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By *illan-KillashMan
50 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year? "

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer.

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer. "

LOL. I confess that I feel like murdering the fuckwits that stop dead right in front of the carriage doors or faff about at the ticket barriers!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
50 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do any of you remember way back when the Anerican citizen protection group, The Guardian Angels came over here to patrol our tubes?

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By *ty31Man
50 weeks ago

NW London


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer.

LOL. I confess that I feel like murdering the fuckwits that stop dead right in front of the carriage doors or faff about at the ticket barriers! "

To be fair, that would probably be a reasonable defence in court

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

NY have bigger problems. Like the size of their RATS.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Also, THE KNICKS ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!

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By *ild_oatsMan
50 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Mare Khan should sanction this immediately "

Sounds like a lot of horsing around to stirrup trouble.

I would definitely say neigh, neigh to this as this could be a spur of the moment decision.

Which would only be put out to pasture.

I’m so glad you’re my neigh-bor.

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By *rill PhilMan
50 weeks ago

Crediton

Mayor.

That's all I have to say.

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By *illan-KillashMan
50 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer.

LOL. I confess that I feel like murdering the fuckwits that stop dead right in front of the carriage doors or faff about at the ticket barriers! "

Gets of train, pushes to the front of the queue.......stops.

*searches pockets

**searches handbag

***searches rucksack

****finds phone, unlocks phone, fucks about opening app, holds it against the barrier, barrier doesn’t open

*****looks around gormlesssly, frantically stabbing app with finger.....

#slides thin blade between 3rd and 4th rib and slips back into the crowd.

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer.

LOL. I confess that I feel like murdering the fuckwits that stop dead right in front of the carriage doors or faff about at the ticket barriers!

Gets of train, pushes to the front of the queue.......stops.

*searches pockets

**searches handbag

***searches rucksack

****finds phone, unlocks phone, fucks about opening app, holds it against the barrier, barrier doesn’t open

*****looks around gormlesssly, frantically stabbing app with finger.....

#slides thin blade between 3rd and 4th rib and slips back into the crowd."

Yeeeeeeessss. That is exactly what I'm talking about! Every feckin time I use the underground

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By *ullyMan
50 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Mare kaant would never do that,it might upset his masters and chums.

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By *batMan
50 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

“Same happen here?”

FFS TomTom, New York and USA as a whole, are waaay more violent than London. It doesn’t need a similar response.

For those who get annoyed about barrier ditherers, please give us numpty visitors a bit of slack. It’s a bit confusing sometimes.

Let’s send in the Army to help tourists and older people to navigate the Tube. Side mission, get people to chat, make eye contact or even simply smile.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

This thread reminds me of the hilarious TikTok of how people not from London talk about London

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By *illan-KillashMan
50 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"How many murders have we had on the London underground this year?

On days I've had to use it, 14.

Pure coincidence officer.

LOL. I confess that I feel like murdering the fuckwits that stop dead right in front of the carriage doors or faff about at the ticket barriers!

Gets of train, pushes to the front of the queue.......stops.

*searches pockets

**searches handbag

***searches rucksack

****finds phone, unlocks phone, fucks about opening app, holds it against the barrier, barrier doesn’t open

*****looks around gormlesssly, frantically stabbing app with finger.....

#slides thin blade between 3rd and 4th rib and slips back into the crowd.

Yeeeeeeessss. That is exactly what I'm talking about! Every feckin time I use the underground "

Follow me for more top tips on how to make the underground more efficient.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
50 weeks ago

Truro

I agree - send in the army,

I mean, they do fuck all when we're not at war!

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