FabSwingers.com forum: Special skills

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What special skills do you have?

I have a particular aptitude for knowing precisely what time it is when I get out of the shower in the morning. I don't always shower at the same time and my showers vary in length, yet I have an uncanny ability to know what time it is when I turn the shower off. Try not to be too overawed by my magnifence, I know it's hard.

Mrs TMN x

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

When my daughter asks me the time, I am usually right!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I can walk in 9 inch heels

Also am a grate teacher on how to

I do offer free lessons

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When my daughter asks me the time, I am usually right!"

Ooh, twinny skills!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I can walk in 9 inch heels

Also am a grate teacher on how to

I do offer free lessons

9 inches! Bloody hell, you're braver than me.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
38 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Regardless of what time my alarm is set for, I always wake 13 minutes before it is due to sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Extra wide wallpaper is a bitch to put up, it's sometimes over £300 a roll, giz it here ,l will do it and make a good job ,no one else wanted to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My special skill is being able to tell who is walking down the stairs by how their footsteps sound.

It’s taken me a while to perfect but I’m pretty good at it now

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I can walk in 9 inch heels

Also am a grate teacher on how to

I do offer free lessons

9 inches! Bloody hell, you're braver than me. "

Thanks and easy if you want to skip all the other stuff skip two the 2 minute 13 mark

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PiWpA_ZEx4&pp=ygUXaG93IHRvIHdhbGsgaW4gcGxlYXNlcnM%3D

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a a blooming nightmare should you get my food order wrong

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Regardless of what time my alarm is set for, I always wake 13 minutes before it is due to sound."

13 minutes is delightfully specific

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Extra wide wallpaper is a bitch to put up, it's sometimes over £300 a roll, giz it here ,l will do it and make a good job ,no one else wanted to do it."

You busy next week?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
38 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My special skill is being able to tell who is walking down the stairs by how their footsteps sound.

It’s taken me a while to perfect but I’m pretty good at it now

Oh, that's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Extra wide wallpaper is a bitch to put up, it's sometimes over £300 a roll, giz it here ,l will do it and make a good job ,no one else wanted to do it.

You busy next week?

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before l retired £40 an hour, l retired 2 yr ago . Cant see me coming out of retirement any time soon .

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