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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Stirring your tea.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Roller-ing the emulsion onto the wall

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Cleaning your teeth.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A can opener

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Signalling to a passing boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll holder

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Aerating your lawn

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Signing letters

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Storing your fisherman’s friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a BMW

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Buttering your bread

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Breaking open coconuts.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A holder for your ring doughnuts.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

For some men on here...putting it in a woman FFS

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Swatting mosquitoes

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By *orthtosouthMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Locking your door at night

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By *pthemanorMan
over a year ago

Abingdon on Thames

A meat thermometer

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Poking a bear

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Meat temperature tester

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"A holder for your ring doughnuts."

You can't say 'ring' it will make me laugh. It's like talking about car accidents and Skidmarks

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

A presenter on Top Gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

Blowing up a bicycle tyre

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Playing the piano.

Your penis can become a pianist.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Running the country… weird job to give one, especially when he already hold the title for being the biggest bellend too!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"A holder for your ring doughnuts.

You can't say 'ring' it will make me laugh. It's like talking about car accidents and Skidmarks"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Stopping traffic.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Unblocking the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making pretty “finger” paintings

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Radio aerial

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fidget spinner

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Fly catcher (must be rubbed with soda and vinegar first)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A shoe horn.

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Checking your car oil level

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Paint mixer

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Mopping the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing push-ups

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Predicting the future.

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By *hitemagic86Man
over a year ago

oldbury

Axel stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning out my lugs (ears to non-Scottish peeps)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dish and car washing tool

Arse spanker

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

As a divining rod to locate all the wee, sorry, "squirt"

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Metronome.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

A baton for organising the Royal philharmonic orchestra

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I like to use mine to jetwash the car.

The mr

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

can opener

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Typing out a thread on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stirring rod in a blender.

Nuclear fuel rod.

Battery in a dildo.

Sundial.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Drain unblocker

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Coat hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A draft excluder

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Dibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A road traffic sign.

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Measuring tool for sky remotes, deodorant cans etc.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Putting the holes in the topof apple pies.

They won't let me do that job again....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Waving at the neighbours

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"In a BMW"

Thought they drove Audis now?

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Worrying sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waving at the neighbours"

How would you wave back? Hahahha

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Turning the page of a book

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Measuring everyday objects like sky remote controls and lynx cans

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

A suppository, or in extreme cases a back scratcher.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

looking round corners,, knocking nails in.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Doing a threeway hand puppet show for the kid’s birthday party

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By *ainsb1Man
over a year ago

North Lincs/S.Yorks

Making someone pregnant

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Lockpicking

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Grab rail

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish

I’ve had problems at Riley’s pool hall before. Think it was when I was snookered on the pink they got upset.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Emotional support pet.

Actually, that’s not that unusual

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Knocking on the front door at your next fab meet.

Marc

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Dunsilly Hotel 12th to 16th May

Milk frother

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sore throat massager

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Cleaning your teeth. "

Make sure the neck of the jar they are cleaned in is wide enough not to induce an embarrassing A and E visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Microphone used to announce the opening of your village fete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A distance measurement tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat tenderiser

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Puppet show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holder for tiny Cocktail umbrellas

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By *atter3127Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

A cold and flu remedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt shaker

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A cold and flu remedy."

Plus Covid remedy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Hammering in nails

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By *axmouthMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Sent as part of a greeting message in place of a face photo

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

To clear ear wax

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Using it as a dibber in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holder for your ring doughnuts."

That one made me laugh! Nice!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Thermometer

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Tying shoelaces

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Medieval Jousting

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Coat peg

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Based on Fab photos replacement TV Remote or Cardboard Toilet Role!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Shimming a door frame

Tyre depth gauge

B

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

A joystick. I mean they kind of are already, but I mean in the gaming sense.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Based on Fab photos replacement TV Remote or Cardboard Toilet Role!"

You forgot the can of Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyre tread depth gauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarecrow

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sundial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doorstop

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Letting your Nan use it as a book marker when she reads Agatha Christie

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

As a fly swatter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I make mine do the bins ....

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

dirty old town

Fucking your own wife

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

flag pole

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By *LxxMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I use mine as door stop

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Draught excluder

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton


"Letting your Nan use it as a book marker when she reads Agatha Christie "

That's just sooooo wrong! What is she doing reading Agatha Christie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wave out your window angrily at cars that cut you off.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Stand on a turntable and it’s a weather cock

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Punching the cores out of apples

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"Punching the cores out of apples"

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out board motor substitute

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Mayonnaise dispenser

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Prime Minister.

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Dunsilly Hotel 12th to 16th May

Flag pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching pole for a cat

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Pointing the way to San José.

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

Conducting an orchestra. Last Night of the Proms will never be the same again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding £1.32 in 2p’s down your foreskin

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Towing peg

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Boston

Stop thinking singularly… get four real fit guys and get them to hold onto one another and you’ve got your own human drone. Might not fly so well… x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sword fighting

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Sniping some unsuspecting fool from the top of a multistory

S

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Waving around to attract the female of the species.

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By *zippyMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Gavel

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Being a flavour for soup

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

Stirring your tea

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

To run the country , not so unusual after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To accompany your mortar if you misplace your pestle.

PS If crushing dried chillies, a condom full of natural yoghurt will soothe you afterwards

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

A Therapet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I see this thread I read it as what an unusual penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time I see this thread I read it as what an unusual penis "

Same here

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

A telescope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spreading butter on thick white bread to make a bacon sandwich

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spreading butter on thick white bread to make a bacon sandwich "

For the centre of a sausage roll

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Changing the tv stations when measuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poking a bear"

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By *smith87Man
over a year ago

totton

Measuring device for TV remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kickstand for when your legs get tired

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Door bump stop

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By *rjay224Man
over a year ago

northwest

Towel holder

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worm from Dune

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Mashing Potatoes or Mixing cake mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter’s new magical wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gear level

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Using it as a beauty blender for my foundation …. Or slap it against the cheeks to dad on some blusher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing in the snow trying to Wright your name

That's art is it not ANDY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towing a car.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Intubation device

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A sex toy for a man with a dodgy cock, who pursued some of the ideas here

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Towel rail

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By *pthemanorMan
over a year ago

Abingdon on Thames

Church tower at a naturist model village.

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By *unglevipsCouple
over a year ago

Somerset

Screw driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ‘read receipt’ in an email

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By *rs grumpyWoman
over a year ago

motherwell

In our house, Mr would probably say shagging.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

To measure cans of lynx or sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s long enough, could use it as a skip rope to workout lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To measure cans of lynx or sky remotes"

Haha.

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Dunsilly Hotel 12th to 16th May

Sex! Definitely an unusual use for it currently

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast


"Sword fighting "

Cock fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windmill

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Dialling a rotary phone

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That would be like a dic ta phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pendulum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dialling a rotary phone

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That would be like a dic ta phone "

Chapeaux, dear chap

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Making a meal out of one, slap it inbetween a bread roll a splash of mustard and ketchup and serve on a plate.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Ringing the doorbell at Jamie Hants penthouse apartment.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cleaning sweetcorn out of a bumhole.

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

Filling a pram.

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