FabSwingers.com forum: The Honest penis lenght thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

No chat. Simply use . for inches and ' for half inches. Lets tell the girls what we're packing! I'll go first.

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By *irral VoyeurMan
38 weeks ago

Rock Ferry

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Fuck sake! Gonna have to get my glasses on for this one

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By *r_reusMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry

I have five dicks, it's never been a problem as condoms fit me like a glove.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Fuck sake! Gonna have to get my glasses on for this one

Binoculars

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By *mmaleiaWoman
38 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Microscope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"....."

But what's the length?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Microscope "

No, no. That's a magnification like the mythical fab ruler!

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By *ave1976XXXMan
38 weeks ago

newmarket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Some proper honest .'s here.

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By *inochioMan
38 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Approximayely 6 inch. Bang on average for the population. Reasonably girthy and fully functional.

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By *rispyDuckMan
38 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Honestly haven’t & probably never measure mine

all I know is its nicknamed: the throat clogger lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Honestly haven’t & probably never measure mine

all I know is its nicknamed: the throat clogger lol"

Admin....admin. We have a rule breaker. the no chat stipulations were made clear.

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Honestly haven’t & probably never measure mine

all I know is its nicknamed: the throat clogger lol"

That sounds like a right mouthful to say

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By *ittleJohn5Man
38 weeks ago

Wickham Market

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

5.5inch plus a tongue and fingers...the combination seem to cause squirting and pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Approximayely 6 inch. Bang on average for the population. Reasonably girthy and fully functional.

All good then Sir!

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By *illybeachboyMan
38 weeks ago

Guernsey

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Not sure but when I go skinny dipping my mates called me 'the Dredger'

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By *inky1yorksMan
38 weeks ago

Leeds’ish

"Fuck sake! Gonna have to get my glasses on for this one

I’m going to have to do that just to type my length

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Honestly haven’t & probably never measure mine

all I know is its nicknamed: the throat clogger lol

That sounds like a right mouthful to say

Certainly if it's clogging your throat at te time!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
38 weeks ago

Londontown

Mines about ....... Too

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By *lderguy4uMan
38 weeks ago

wirral

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
38 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dash dot dash dot

“Iceberg dead ahead”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"........ ""

Yes the profile pic backs those .'s up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dash dot dash dot

“Iceberg dead ahead”"

That's a cold stiffy that could sink a pussy!

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By *inky1yorksMan
38 weeks ago

Leeds’ish

……. But what do we use for 3/4 as I’m not quite …….. but not ‘

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"...... "

You see girls, there are honest men on Fab

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By *ave1976XXXMan
38 weeks ago

newmarket

Warmed up now so ……

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"……. But what do we use for 3/4 as I’m not quite …….. but not ‘ "

Don't make this awkward, just round it off to the nearest '

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Whats the old joke..

Two guys chatting in the pub.. first bloke says "psychologists have found that guys indicate the size of their penis in the words they use."

Second guy says "thats very inchteresting!!"

Never measured, no interest, I'm happy with my lot

If any ladies I meet get a tape out ... I'll be leaving

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By *udie NudieMan
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dash dot dash dot "

dot dot dot, dot com

By Fab Boy Slim?

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Never measured it as I don’t have a sky remote

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

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By *hil most chillMan
38 weeks ago

South East & Europe

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
38 weeks ago

Staffordshire

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
38 weeks ago

Staffordshire

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Or a really sad rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Whats the old joke..

Two guys chatting in the pub.. first bloke says "psychologists have found that guys indicate the size of their penis in the words they use."

Second guy says "thats very inchteresting!!"

Never measured, no interest, I'm happy with my lot

If any ladies I meet get a tape out ... I'll be leaving

The joke was good. Your Fab matra, flawless.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Muttley off Whacky Racers

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Fuck sake! Gonna have to get my glasses on for this one

Said the actress to the Bishop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Or a really sad rabbit."

That's a grossly looking helmet!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
38 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Muttley off Whacky Racers"

Good shout

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It looks like a Womble

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Or a really sad rabbit.

That's a grossly looking helmet!

Please don’t shame my bell end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Never measured it as I don’t have a sky remote "

Match stick?

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By *ex HolesMan
38 weeks ago

Up North

"It looks like a Womble"

It will womble up your sheriffs badge

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By *inky1yorksMan
38 weeks ago

Leeds’ish

"It looks like a Womble"

Uncle Bulgaria

lol your not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"'"

A clit penis.....!

I thought you were a Fab stud! You learn something new everyday.

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm no good with braille

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Or a really sad rabbit.

That's a grossly looking helmet!

Please don’t shame my bell end

I guess it would ring for a long time. Gotta be lady pleaser!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"I'm no good with braille

A willy of ............ would be barely encompassed between your treasures.

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Or a really sad rabbit.

That's a grossly looking helmet!

Please don’t shame my bell end

It looks like a little dachshund standing on its back legs

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Muttley off Whacky Racers

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Or Drooper from the Banana Splits.

I know most will need to Google it lol

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By *hil most chillMan
38 weeks ago

South East & Europe

"I'm no good with braille

I heard you were good with your hands

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Cheeseville, Somerset

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That always reminds me of eyore the donkey.

Muttley off Whacky Racers

Good shout

Or Drooper from the Banana Splits.

I know most will need to Google it lol"

Or a roadkill rabbit.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

I've opened an unintended can of willies here. I'm going to bed! Goodnight Fab.

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By *orny-DJMan
38 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

"I'm no good with braille

I heard you were good with your hands

Well....there was this one time at band camp

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"It looks like a Womble"

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Never measured it as I don’t have a sky remote

Match stick?

Only if it’s Si..

Devious trickery.. I’m not finishing that sentence

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By *inky1yorksMan
38 weeks ago

Leeds’ish

"I'm no good with braille

I heard you were good with your hands

Well....there was this one time at band camp

He said Hands not instruments.

But what instrument do you enjoy getting your lips round

Sorry….

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By *inky1yorksMan
38 weeks ago

Leeds’ish

"Never measured it as I don’t have a sky remote

Match stick?

Only if it’s Si..

Devious trickery.. I’m not finishing that sentence "

Does that mean Si only has 2 inch ????

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By *rill PhilMan
38 weeks ago

Crediton

.......(')

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By *assConductorMan
38 weeks ago

the wild

I'm not up to scratch on my morse code unfortunately.

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By *erkshire8299Man
38 weeks ago

slough

I still haven't worked out where I should measure from...

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

How long is a sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Exactly 14cm long when hard.

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Never measured it as I don’t have a sky remote

Match stick?

Only if it’s Si..

Devious trickery.. I’m not finishing that sentence

Does that mean Si only has 2 inch ????"

I’m getting no further into this

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"How long is a sky remote?"

Old or new?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

7 inches been told feels bigger but the mite just say that to all the boys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"How long is a sky remote?

Old or new?"
old.

Whatever the length, I’m about a third of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

8========D

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"8========D"

is the D the bellend?

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By *inkyRebelMan
38 weeks ago

Swindon

About 7 but thick

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"8========D

is the D the bellend?"

It is.

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

hang on let me find a tape measure

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"8========D

is the D the bellend?

It is. "

And 8 is the balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"8========D

is the D the bellend?

It is.

And 8 is the balls?"

Uh huh..

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"8========D

is the D the bellend?

It is.

And 8 is the balls?

Uh huh.."

Sorry I’m just making sense of it

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By *atter3127Man
38 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Depends on the weather...

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

"Depends on the weather..."
,,, thats very true mine gets bigger when the weather warms up

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Depends on the weather...,,, thats very true mine gets bigger when the weather warms up

Metal tape measures can expand and contract a bit from what I’ve heard.

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By *ortyairCouple
38 weeks ago

Wallasey

Where do you guys take a measurement from? On top of the dick, under the dick from the balling?

Swear I had one guy start measuring his from the room next door, lying prick haha,

Mrs x

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By *ortyairCouple
38 weeks ago

Wallasey

Ballbag not balling ffs x

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"No chat. Simply use . for inches and ' for half inches. Lets tell the girls what we're packing! I'll go first.

.......'"

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By *picknspanMan
38 weeks ago

North West Leeds

Not sure...average

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38 weeks ago

.....

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By *ust want fun 888Man
38 weeks ago

nearby

Average, I think

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By *empest2KMan
38 weeks ago

Derby

"No chat. Simply use . for inches and ' for half inches. Lets tell the girls what we're packing! I'll go first.

.......'"

The only confusion I can see is you didn't say whether we're talking flaccid or erect, as that can be a big difference to some folk. We're not all show-ers!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Are we using men inches or ladies inches ???

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By *usie pTV/TS
38 weeks ago

taunton

Are we measuring the top length or the underside.

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38 weeks ago

Up North

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I keep scrolling through the Lounge and misreading this as ‘The hottest penis length thread’.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

… eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I dunno how long it is but I’ve had enough of the bruises on the inside of my knees.

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By *ilva69Man
38 weeks ago

stockport

Metric or imperial?

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By *ewBurtonMan
38 weeks ago

Derby

7 1/2 inches long and 5 inches girth

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
38 weeks ago

South Liverpool

6 but can make it look 7 with the right angles

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By *arrySwindonMan
38 weeks ago

Swindon

Am I the only man who has never measured his cock??

If any ladies have a warm tape measure be my guest

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By *ustlooking1234100Man
38 weeks ago

colchester

Version 2.2 of a sky remote give or take a couple of buttons

Lolololol

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

It’s a good thing I like giving oral

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

“I am 8 inches long and three inches round”

What an amazing guy, I wonder what his nob’s like?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
38 weeks ago

Cardiff

Bigger than a sky remote, which for a height to size ratio, is mahoosive for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

about 10

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Am I the only man who has never measured his cock??

If any ladies have a warm tape measure be my guest

Nope. But I have got an app that uses the camera for measuring. I tried that once for a laugh … 13feet

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By *ysizeMan
38 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"It looks like a Womble"
more like a Moomin

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